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Phones › Re: What's The Weirdest Phone Brand You've Ever Seen Or Bought? by Gabonese: 4:10pm On Jun 06, 2020

Meizu , konka. I saw hell. Within a week of purchase they nearly frustrate my destiny.

Phones dey this life o

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Health › Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Gabonese: 10:09pm On Jun 04, 2020

During army recruitment, you'll be asked to strip naked, your balls examined and asked to maintain a døggy position so a swab can be taken from your anus. It's humiliating but we no get choice. I was lucky to have a male doctor attend to me. Unfortunately for some of us, it was a female doctor that attended to them. The expressions and embarassment on their faces as they came out was just priceless. Mind you a large percentage of us will be asked to strip in a room first before going in. Twas so gayish I swear.
I think most of them overdo and abuse that things sha most especially in government and private hospitals. Sometimes it's not usually necessary. I've witnessed a case where a young male doctor asked a pretty female to strip that he wants to examine her. Unfortunately for him, the girl Sabi as e dey go and she simply told him it's not in any way related to her ailment. The doctor looked disappointed and definitely surprised and carried on with his work. Many of those doctors just use the pretence of examination to have a nice time fingering wet pussy and smooching soft boobs.

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Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Gabonese: 11:18am On Jun 04, 2020

NewDelhi:
So I stayed in Queen Elizabeth hostel in Ekosodin. It's close to Ekosodin market and Ekosodin secondary school. Now a leader of a cultist stayed in the same hostel, directly opposite our room. He's unusually calm and gentle for a cultist. Every, he host a series of strong men to card games with huge sum at stake. He most times sends me to help withdraw huge sum just for this purpose. And I got tipped each time. They left the hostel filled with stench of marijuana. Now this guy is security conscious. He doesn't joke with this part. But some girls in the hostel are uncontrollable nightcrawlers. The plan was that all gates should be locked on or before 8pm. But these girls keeps going out and coming in without telling anyone to lock the gate. On several occasions, whenever this uncle finds out the gate was still open late at night, he goes to each room to warn everyone.
But on this fateful night that I didn't go to night class, he came back by past 10pm in a very bad mood to meet the gates still open, the girls again. Uncle summoned every occupants of the 21-room hostel. That was how he told everyone to kneel down and get started shouting,
"shebi I dunn tell una make una no dey leave this gate open, una want make them kill me abi, una go know who I be today". That was how he asked all of us to line up to receive slaps. After first round, he was like "make una go call anybody, una go know say I pass them. No be me dey run am o, na God dey run am...i say wetin?" Everybody responded "na God dey run am". This uncle now gave 2nd rounds o...on the same cheek o, why shouting "I say who dey run am" while we were recieving and replying "Na God" like we were in a nursery class.
"Who dey run am?"
"Na God!"

Third round followed because we were not shouting enough. The girls were already crying here. Then he released us and left the hostel.
I was supposed to be crying o, but the "who dey run am" made me & some other guys laughed. My left ear rang all through the night. It gave me HOH. The next day, I had to go to the health centre to check my left ear because I wasn't hearing clearly.
From the next night forward, the gates were always locked by 8pm.

#COPIED

Reminds me of something similar... Back then in uni, I lived off campus. There was this guy in my hostel that was so strict , he monitors who comes in and out, expects the gates to be locked by 8PM and opened by 6AM etc. It was a very big "Villa" with lots of occupants. Villa was what we called hostels in the uni. He was so strict with the nonsense I began to think he was even the caretaker coz to make matters worse, he no even dey go class lol so It was so difficult to know he was even a student not until one day I see am for my department wan write carry over course wey he borrow lol. That was where my hatred and disrespect for him began coz i hate people who are too bossy and form alpha male. I Sha calm down small when I discovered he was an eiye member ... Nobody even told me about him coz I stayed alone and barely made friends. I barely talked to people. But during one incident like that he slapped a female housemate coz she refused to lock the gate after going out at night. Person wey Dem slap sef no even react , she even dey beg am join and as I witnessed the scene from my window, I was like wtf is this.. . I noticed nobody confronted him for that, I was the only one that tried to not until someone told me to be careful with him and told me who he was. Their number 3 for school lol. Mind you this guy no even dey entertain visitors for his room , they do their business elsewhere so you no go even see am with his fellow frat members anyhow except on a few occasions.

Cultism doesn't pay, it takes away your freedom.

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Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Gabonese: 3:42pm On May 31, 2020

Is it just me that have this tactics of getting over a lost bet.

People waste money on different things, alcohol, women, cinema, shopping, prostitutes etc. When I lose a bet, I just imagine I spent it on one of those things and boom, the pain clears off easily.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Gabonese: 11:02pm On May 25, 2020

Kabe2:
Cowards die many times before their death.

It is the same everyday Nigerian that walks in the street, soldiering on and making the most of his opportunities. The market woman who goes to the market by 6am, and leaves the market by 8pm.

Not cowards like you that run away when the going gets tough.

News Flash: Nigeria is a tough place.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Gabonese: 11:24am On May 25, 2020

Most of you on this thread are just here to hype the Nigerian military and sing their praises to the high heavens.. that shit is worse than you think. Unfortunately 80% of you here aren't in the military present or past. You just salivate with the pictures you see on the internet.

Note , I was in the system, 174 battalion
Nobody talked sense into my head before I hustled my discharge certificate even though I saw hell before I finally got it.. even thought of going Elvis was part of my plans too but all in all, army no worth am. Forget what you see in the media. If you are/was in the system, you go understand better

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Travel › Re: Flair Aviation: Nigeria Impounds UK Aircraft Conducting Commercial Flights by Gabonese: 4:14pm On May 17, 2020

Nigeria wan price market wey dem no fit buy.

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Romance › Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by Gabonese: 4:04pm On May 17, 2020

UndauntedYOCA:
Lol.
Tu n'es pas Gabonais ?

oui je suis gabonais. meme si j'ai passé une grande partie de ma vie au Nigéria.

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Romance › Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by Gabonese: 3:15pm On May 17, 2020

seanwilliam:
u be my partner in crime walai.. I don do worse oloun

I doubt bro. Mine was as bad as peeping at girls when they were taking their bath.

There was this small bush opposite my window self, occasionally girls do come there to urinate and even do the other business . Anytime I hear a girl from the passage say "mofelo tor nita" Yoruba meaning "I want to go and wee outside", I was always happy because I go just open small space for my curtain dey view live ass. It was through that I got to know one churchy girl like that sef dey wear g string. And you know whenever a girl bends down to urinate there's a way the ass dey always spread.. Damn ... All those na history Sha. The good old days.

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Romance › Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by Gabonese: 1:37pm On May 17, 2020

It's always a normal thing in the university now most especially hen you have a roommate that brings in all sort of girls everyday.

My own sha was different ... It was in uni too. I was living in all this face me I face you lodge. However whenever everybody had gone for lectures , the house was always empty but there was this girl who always use that opportunity to bring in her guy for banging. Fortunately for me that day I was around and I heard her voice and the voice of another nigga. I knew it was her. You know all this face me I face you houses na, it's easy to hear weytin Dem dey talk for the next room. After their gist Sha everywhere became a bit quiet and I was hearing something like "stop, stop" with soft moans. I knew something was about to shele.. I gently opened my door and went to hers. Now there's one tiny space through the key hole where you can easily peep and see inside. Naso I dey watch live porn o damn my dick nearly cut. Ocassionally I would gently walk out to check if nobody was coming then go back to continue peeping. Mehn this girl get ass o she go even position doggy oboy my dick go stretch the more. Anytime I see the girl outside I always greeted her normal but the devil in me knows what I've been doing behind her back. I go just dey stare at her ass dey imagine all the things I don use my eyes see.

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Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Gabonese: 1:13pm On May 17, 2020

NewDelhi:
This electronics league NBA cyber shey na PlayStation abi na simulation?

Na PlayStation abi Xbox sef. Same with the football version. Na human being dey play am. That's why you go see their moniker next to the team for example Chelsea (newdelhi) vs Real Madrid ( Stylish186) . .Virtual simulation never do you strong thing na the one human being dey handle you go con put your money inside ? Lol. Just avoid betting till things are back to normal no be food. I also lost alot to that useless cyber yesterday. And I'm not venturing into it again. Even bundesliga sef no sure because teams will be unpredictable due to their psychological state of well being. Forget weytin Dortmund do yesterday. Na scam. With time you go see red.

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Celebrities › Re: Meet Jowizaaza The Richest Kid In Nigeria (photos) by Gabonese: 12:08am On Apr 13, 2020

DREAMZZZ:
investor bj Shyboss Guy u be proper ode those two combine 2geda with hush puppi no get money reach jowizazaa you wan compare oil money with yahoo money??

Keep quiet there kid. You been offending alot of people lately. Remorseless third class graduate. no go for find food chop before you wear black and white like aye cultist. Criminal.

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