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Thanks man

Anyone please?

Please help, i need a contact for any of these guys, they not getting my mails.....I need their help!

Don't tell me you brought your problem to nairaland before MTN costumer care.

They say God knows the beginning and the end, think of life as a replay. Being lucky or not is nobody's fault, we're God's game!!

SOMETHING YOU
MIGHT HAVE NOT
KNOWN And NEED
TO KNOW !!

Ants Problem:
Ants hate Cucumbers.
"KEEP the skin of
Cucumbers near the
Place where they are
or at Ant Hole.

To Get Pure & Clean
Ice :
"Boil Water first
before placing in the
Freezer"

To make the Mirror
Shine:
"Clean with Sprite"

To remove Chewing
Gum from Clothes:
"Keep the Cloth in
the Freezer for One
Hour"

To Whiten White
Clothes:
"Soak White Clothes
in hot water with a
Slice of Lemon for 10
Minutes"

To give a Shine to
your Hair:
"Add one Teaspoon
of Vinegar to Hair,
then wash Hair"

To get maximum
Juice out of Lemons:
"Soak Lemons in Hot
Water for One Hour,
and then juice them"

To avoid smell of
Cabbage while
cooking:
"Keep a piece of
Bread on the
Cabbage in the
Vessel while cooking"

To remove Ink from
Clothes:
"Put Toothpaste on the spot on ink generously and let it dry completely, then wash"

To get rid of mice or rat:
"Sprinkle black pepper on places where you find them, they'll run away"

Take water before bedtime, about 90% of heart attacks happen in the morning and it can be reduced if one takes a glass of water before going to bed.

We know water is important, but we never knew about the special times we need to take it.
DID YOU

Drinking water at the right time maximizes its effectiveness on human body.

*A glass of water after waking up helps to activate internal organs

*A glass of water 30mins before a meal helps digestion.

*A glass of water before taking a bath helps lower blood pressure.

*A glass of water before going to bed helps to avoid strokes or heart attacks.

.....a chinese proverb says, when someone shares a thing of value to you, and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others.


LETS MAKE THIS KNOWN...Mynd44

daywalker12911:
. boss if I start dropping Vector's punchlines u won't sleep 2nite. Vector plays in the Epl phenom is still in Division 2
Like he rightly put- weak minds can't connect with this boy

vector spoils as much tracks as he kills....He has nice punches, sure but most times they not always delivered well....but phenom never phucks me up!

daywalker12911:
These Phenom fans keep repeating 2/3 songs( re those all he's got). Vector has so many tracks dere is really no basis for comparison

Who doesn't know vector has more songs...buh does that make him better than phenom?

Check out phenom...
You short of words like torn pages of a dictionary...
I no be blood cell i'm never running in vain(vein)
Im at the PEAK with THREE CROWNS you can't take me low(MILO)
They got the picture late like a ghos.t staring at his own obituary ...
i'm never running out of bars i no be Michael scofield...
It's my time yeah i payed for the rolex...
Out of this world mehn i'm chilling in venus like orgas.m it's a wonderful feeling....PLEASE JUDGE AGAIN!

I almost cried after reading all 'em comments, some don't even know there's a phenom....Trust me, this phenom kid is smart...Even MI respects him.
Vector is good, he's got more tracks than phenom, buh vector dey Bleep up on some of his tracks/features.....Watch the video of this "what it do" j jags took the last verse on the audio buh on the video, vector came in with his bile-like flow.

Tell them!

Gloria3389:
accidental kissing??...like seriously? ..is there anything like that?....

If i can accidentally hit my lips against a wall, why can't i accidentally kiss anyone?

90% of people here don't understand what op meant by "accidental kiss"

If you have anything to offer, you'll drop an intro.

Interesting

Lol...how old is this boy? Don't worry you'll make front page when you're an adult.

"Today is my birthday, please like my comment"...Lol, very funny.

Types Of Students You Will MeetIn Night Classes.The following are the different categories of people you willmeet in night classes in our various higher instititution.1. Customer care agents : this category of people will keepon receiving calls from the time they came to class till theyslept off. If you sit beside them"sorry" and it is moreamong ladies.2. The lookers : this category of people will make sure thatthey look at any slightest movement around them. If theyever see a beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will nevercease catching a glimse at her/him. You will even wonder ifthese people actually came to study or to observe othersstudy.3. The late comers : this is common among girls. When youget to class from 4-7pm, you will discover that the class isempty. They are waiting till 9:30 when their presence willbe noticed.4. The preachers: I am sure this set of people annoy everyreader in that class but nobody could pick the courage torebuke them because nobody wants to be tagged enemy ofGod' word. The worst part is thatthese preachers come topreach when they are tired of reading and want to stretchthemselves.5. The itenarant readers: they arepeople who move in andout of the reading room every ten minutes. Sometimes yousee them walking about the corridors. In an extreme casesthey can read in four to six classes in a night.6. The unarmed robbers: yes i call them unarmed becausethey look very innocent when they are reading beside youwaiting for the operation time. The steal things like phones,reading lamp, purse/wallet, laptops, wrist-watches,textbooks etc depending on the person's level of expertiseand stealing intentions.7. The chronic sleepers . Hmmm, this set of people will justenter the class and lay their face on the desk and sleep off.They will not open their book from the time they came in tillthe time they left. They are always victims of the categoryof people above. The bad thing about these set of people hthat the snore without regards and they fart withoutconscience.8. The ash-crammers : they are our first classers, they willstart reading from the time they came in till dawn.Sometimes i wonder what they will be doing during the day.9. The eaters : they will buy biscuit, virju milk, lacasera,gala, chewing gum, infact all the snacks in the world just toattend night class. You will wonder if you are in nurseryclass or university night class.10. The pingers: this set of people will never let theirphones be. Some will even comewith upto three phone.Pressing their phone every now and then that you willwonder if they are actually studying or proof-reading.11. The toasters : if i mention everything without mentioningour guys and babes who come to night class to look forpartners then my list is incomplete. This is for people whoare single and searching every night.12. The couples: they will come to classtogether, continue talking, chatting and touching each otheruntil they are tired then off they go. They have gone to nightclass.13. The snappers: Those that attend night class in order to take pictureFeel free to add yours!

Lol...OP the joke is funny.

Lmao.

I saw a thread on lunar eclipse to occur tomorrow, now this?

Types Of Students You Will Meet In Night Classes.
The following are the different categories of people you will
meet in night classes in our various higher instititution.
1. Customer care agents : this category of people will keep
on receiving calls from the time they came to class till they
slept off. If you sit beside them "sorry" and it is more
among ladies.
2. The lookers : this category of people will make sure that
they look at any slightest movement around them. If they
ever see a beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will never
cease catching a glimse at her/him. You will even wonder if
these people actually came to study or to observe others
study.
3. The late comers : this is common among girls. When you
get to class from 4-7pm, you will discover that the class is
empty. They are waiting till 9:30 when their presence will
be noticed.
4. The preachers: I am sure this set of people annoy every
reader in that class but nobody could pick the courage to
rebuke them because nobody wants to be tagged enemy of
God' word. The worst part is that these preachers come to
preach when they are tired of reading and want to stretch
themselves.
5. The itenarant readers: they are people who move in and
out of the reading room every ten minutes. Sometimes you
see them walking about the corridors. In an extreme cases
they can read in four to six classes in a night.
6. The unarmed robbers: yes i call them unarmed because
they look very innocent when they are reading beside you
waiting for the operation time. The steal things like phones,
reading lamp, purse/wallet, laptops, wrist-watches,
textbooks etc depending on the person's level of expertise
and stealing intentions.
7. The chronic sleepers . Hmmm, this set of people will just
enter the class and lay their face on the desk and sleep off.
They will not open their book from the time they came in till
the time they left. They are always victims of the category
of people above. The bad thing about these set of people h
that the snore without regards and they fart without
conscience.
8. The ash-crammers : they are our first classers, they will
start reading from the time they came in till dawn.
Sometimes i wonder what they will be doing during the day.
9. The eaters : they will buy biscuit, virju milk, lacasera,
gala, chewing gum, infact all the snacks in the world just to
attend night class. You will wonder if you are in nursery
class or university night class.
10. The pingers: this set of people will never let their
phones be. Some will even come with upto three phone.
Pressing their phone every now and then that you will
wonder if they are actually studying or proof-reading.
11. The toasters : if i mention everything without mentioning
our guys and babes who come to night class to look for
partners then my list is incomplete. This is for people who
are single and searching every night.
12. The couples: they will come to class
together, continue talking, chatting and touching each other
until they are tired then off they go. They have gone to night
class.
13. The snappers: Those that attend night class in order to take picture

Feel free to add yours!

The thirsty guys...they can want to finish the bank's water!!

Their problem

yim: Unclad
Pictures pls

My words exactly.

That shii is inbuilt.

Lmao

Hbd

Hbd man

Please i need some guys to help build my clan...clan name IMMORTAL ANGELS the one with OZ and Gabrihell as members.