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SpicyMimi: Amennn!!! Thanks hon... :*

Op, u re blessed. Thank me too *tongue out*

nkyokojie: I am on night data plan but it keeps telling me I am not eligible for sharing. I have up to 2G data on my plan. Mtn cheats

Guy pls put me through da cheat process abeg.

[quote author=Ms_Steph]He looks matured. I think ice prince can learn a lot from this Guy's dress sense[/quote]Ice prince dresses berra dan dis guy miss.

Lol... nice one

She is not the sex type? Mathematically, "She"= D "S" in sex, eleminate "S" nd make her ur ex. Thank me later.

dechandel: Happy birthday

*winks* thanks dear.

PezzoNovante: What if u had caught the guy with another girl having sex, would u still love him? Don't u think you guys separated cos of lack of sex?

seriouzly, do they still catch people having sex?

Seriouzly, ya'll chick in hia roll wif bush boyzz.

pussyeater: Green White Green, White being mesh

hahaha, Lmao!!

Seriouzly, front page?

.

So some ladies don't give BJs?

That was how my gf asked me if i could date her without askin for sex, i agreed but bfor two months, i don reach promise land o.

Close friend of late icon Mandela,
Desmond Tutu on Saturday disclosed
that he was not invited to the burial
of his co-freedom fighter, Nelson
Mandela, amid allegations he was
snubbed for political reasons.
“Much as I would have loved to attend
the service to say a final farewell to
someone I loved and treasured, it would
have been disrespectful to Tata to
gatecrash what was billed as a private
family funeral,” Tutu said in a statement.
“Had I or my office been informed that I
would be welcome, there is no way on
earth that I would have missed it.”
Tutu reportedly cancelled a Friday flight to
Eastern Cape “after receiving no
indication that his name was on any guest
or accreditation list”.
Earlier, the Nobel laureate’s daughter,
Mpho Tutu, told AFP that he would not
attend because he “is not an accredited
clergyperson for the event”.
However, Tutu’s account of the events
was at odds with that given by the
government of President Jacob Zuma,
which the clergyman has publicly
criticised.
Amid public outcry, President Zuma
insisted that Archbishop Tutu was on the
list of invited guests to the burial.
“I have been checking and he is definitely
on the list,” Presidential Spokesman, Mac
Maharaj told AFP, adding that he was
“taken aback” by the news.
He said Archbishop Tutu was not “an
ordinary church person.”
“He is a special person in our country and
he is definitely on the list,” said Maharaj,
promising to sort out any
misunderstanding that may have arisen.
He assured that the problem will be
ironed out. “If there’s any problem, we
will try to iron that out, but I can assure
you that he is on the programme.”

Lol... i must comment oo!!

Djangocode:
Falling in Love with two people is defined as an "Advanced stage of Lust".. You can never Love two people equally @ the same time..
Yo Brain Can't Multi-task Love..

You have said it o, "you can never love TWO people EQUALLY"

Seriously OP, your retentive memory is too poor, why wont anyone remember the girls he phucked? Even king solomon sef go rememba hin babes. . .BTW, i don't bliv ur stories.

pasqal09: i hate poems

seriouzly?

, Don't judge each day by the harvest you
reap but by the seeds that you plant.
Robert Louis Stevenson. . .btw, are we in d rite section?

toboy: who started the joke first? is it not you?

me!! i said "my exam mood is activated" i didn't mean i logged in.

c5zar: guys its working oh, use classmaker asap, all the best

kennethbd: Wow- the site is now working

you guyz should be seriouz nau.

Sayboy: what did u use?

Noo o, me was juss tellin dah dude to tink.

toboy: shebi? and the answer fit be Gab-fake?

For your mind u funny o. . .open ur head nigga. My exam mood is activated.

Olaide1295: Tried it twice already!....sent them a mail,tweeted them,tried callin buh d number aint goin thru......time dy go oh!

Bro logout first na.

Buh guyz wait o, wat if the password is the first IQ question?

pls wat was d first password sef?

Damn!! watz dis password noww!! Time's counting. . .