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krall: 1.Tie your phone and 2 garlic in a red cloth.
Pour little fresh palmwine on it while sprinkling ground potash on it

2. Put ground fresh pepper in a pot, add onions, clay soil and 2 small feathers and boil for 2 mins. Add small water.

3. Rub the hot paste all over your hands(for fast typing) and on your eyes(for sharp seeing) and hold your phone while chanting some incantations that will be ministered to you.

4.When you are done. Bath cold water in the middle of your yard by 1am.

From that day forward, front page threads will never pass you by again. Even the ones you create will be moved to front page.

Cheers!!!

Lmao!

Cool.

Okay.

Nope, thats not the comment with the most number of likes.

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Zamani

marieolae: wow..for her mind now she has accomplished something so great!

Sure she has!

Interesting .

Where in the world is Tania Omotayo when her super star boyfriend, Wizkid, is having a drinking night with an obviously very sexy unidentified chick!? The 'Star Boy' boss looked dapper in his dark look as he cozied up to a beautiful mystery lady in Atlanta last night.Wizkid couldn't resist but drop a post on his official Instagram page with a caption: "ATL nights!!"But what's most interesting is the fact that Wizzy had to create a double image of the chick... perhaps letting his millions of fans know - 'the girl is mine' or 'she's sexy' as hell!This picture comes weeks after another girl - Carolyn Ikpea - claimed the "Halla at ur Boy" hit-maker was her man. Even giving details of their sexual escapades and mocking Tania on social media.There's been no comment from his current girlfriend and model, Tania, after this suggestive post but when she does, we will surely keep you posted.Tell us what you think about this picture anyways.

KONJIKILLER: how many group members

I dunno exactly ,buh it ain't filled yet.

KONJIKILLER: do u hav a clan

Not really, i'm in my friend's clan.

Baddestguyp: saw the game, is it good, cos I WAN download am

It's cool really.

The game becomes too easy and boring with cheats, enjoy it the way it is....i'm in level 26 with 1000+ trophies.

Still haven't seen anyone who plays clash of clans .

eph12: What do you see when you track?

Not found .

eph12: Hope you have been able to track your goods?

No, I've not been able to track it, i think I've been scammed

eph12: When you paid for your goods were you given tracking number?

Yes i was.

Hey, gurus at home. I tried using aliexpress to import some goods with the free shipping tag, i haven't gotten my goods till now, i need to know what i did wrong because i still plan on using the site to import.

See punishment o, i read all this and i get nothing?

Counter threads are boring

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Mtsheew, na joke section sef

I'm coming homeI'm coming homeTell the world I'm coming homeLet the rain wash away, all thepain of yesterdayI know my kingdom awaits and they've forgiven my mistakesI'm coming homeI'm coming homeTell the world I'm coming....Dedicated to Brazil *in tears*

MzMariah: Hmmmm, when I said 'all men are cheats' I was playing around this thread that day, I never knew it will get to FP until last night I started getting mentions, they insulted me up to my generation and I still didn't Insult anybody. before I slept I posted it here that I was joking around the thread and apologized if what i said got to anybody even though I know I owe nobody an explanation. I woke up this morning only to see more mentions with insults , some asking me what breed my father is and all but I still ignored them not because I don't have a reply for each an everyone of them but I was not brought up that way. I don't do E fights, I'm a very gentle person. I'm sure if they were seeing me face to face they would have given me the breating of my life. Even some guys that came here to insult me because I said guys are cheats are truly cheats so why wanna lynch me? we won't ever tell ourselves the truth. Ladies cheat and guys cheat it depends on who you are.

There was a guy who said 95% of ladies are sluts yet I did not insult him by asking what joint the mum goes to prostitute. we even laughed over it and I left the thread . when I saw some comments here I just told myself that 'kids will always be kids' and even if they decide to insult me till next year I won't return the insults. life is too short to be fighting with people. I have my life to live and I'm enjoying it so if anybody decides to faint here because of a thread I took as a joke from the beginning then its a free world, if you like cheat if you like don't cheat just live your life as it pleases you. Nobody is feeding anybody here so please stop the hate forge ahead.

Even with all the insults I still love you all.

The day I will do E fight seun will close down Nl and such day will never come

#TeamnoEfights#

You love me too shey?

MzMariah: You came late dear but don't worry I will answer you even though I've been ignoring this question. its simple. the same breed as your F.

You're my F

Nairaland ooo
It is wa!
My diary page of 12,000 views Gone!
My Followers of 7 pages Gone!
My 3000 posts since January Gone!
Is it worth it?
Like what tha fvck!
Ok.... It's cool...

Come to think of it, what did I gain being here?
Let's see:
Hmmmm....
I got the best pals earth can ever produce (KelvinGraphics, Deejay_harry1, Flawless..S, 20NAMPAR and Dygeasy)

I met my true love here (Abu Mikey)

I got information about my environment...

Oya I'm done complaining....
Oh Hermosa
I go miss you die!

I am Marthakings,
I permanently quit Nairaland but my legacy lives on

Oh my precious 2005 account

I almost forgot:

"Fvck You Seun"!
I know it wasnt ur fault tho but if you had been more careful, e for no happen...
Thank you for ruining my e-life

Now I'm just gonna be stuck with Facebook and whatsapp

To my friends, we can still keep in touch o
My email: mkingsmike@ymail.com

Ok bye!

Now where's that "Deactivate" button?

MARTHA!! NOO!!

MzMariah: That's why I say men are cheats. 98% of them are Dogs

really,What breed is your F?

EyesWideOpen: Dolt, and the 43 fools that liked your post. Far as I can tell yam is a feminine noun and bread is masculine, ur example can't get any more self-negating!

Nigga is pained.

Is it a forum moderator or what?

OP, how much have you made...i'm interested .

3cycle: Been. Dating for four years yet you guys don't know how to avoid little misunderstandings?
Just. Learn to listen and try not responding anything she wants to start a fight, give her time and then call back and with a calm. Voice correct her.

I don't know why we quarrel most times with people we tend to love.

This is it OP