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If what the media says is completely true about him, than yeah and infact, I wont take a cent from him cause you know why? Im put off with him and his money and his property! Its like receiving money from a scammer! YUCK!

But I want my children cause I suffer carry 9 months each and born them like nobody;s business!

nodullme:
Hmm, all you guys that are saying you will not marry a fat woman I'm sure you all have pot bellies, xynerise am I lying?!! speak the truth oo, you know I know you very well so stop fronting!!!

GBAM! Exposed red handed. Xyneries. . . Looks like u are 9 months pregnant!

Thats not true poster. One of my Naija friends opens the door for his gf cause he refuse to slide in the car or sit in the middle

What is Nigrified?

He is sarcastic at times. I dont like it

xynerise:
@Gabry. Let me tell you something fat Albert, I aint sacred of all you Resputias. I aint skinny but masculine to Angelina jolie's taste so I can imagine myself dating a bag of beans.

Abeg! Angie dont know you atall so stop foolin yaself you molerat!

Rukkayat is cute. She looks so natural unlike some face painting bimbos around here

^^^ And thats what Im trying to tell u as well. Not the topic but the post

xynerise:
Now the fatsos are ganging up against me. . I better run to avoid stampede in NL.

Yeah u betta do so but I bet you cannot run that far considering you are a dry shrimp!

Where are u going EPI?

Yes oo. Hey! What doesa your ID name stands for?

83 abi? As if she counted one by one and wrote it in her book that she slept with Samson, Eric, John, Bartholomew. . . . . . . . . .

She must be lying

HMM!!! Poster, you suck big time! Well, u dont like fat ladies, I dont like dry shrimps like you

If I wanted to search for postings, I would go to Yahoo and type a certain phrase which I can remember like example

You fool - Nairaland and hit enter and Voila! Its there!

Gosh! I dont know if its just me, but Nairaaldn server has seem to have some problems like right now. COuldnt seem to get connected most of the time

16th August 2004

Nicky Hilton gets married


Nicky Hilton has reportedly got married in Las Vegas.

Nicky, 20, married New York money manager Todd Andrew Meister, 33, at the Las Vegas Wedding Chapel, in the presence of her sister Paris Hilton and actress Bijou Phillips.

According to IMDb Nicky's spokeswoman Elliot Mintz said: "They're happy and doing well.

"This is a real, meaningful, loving relationship. They are glowing."

Her spokeswoman added that the couple have known each other for several years.

17th August 2004

Justin and Cameron plan Christmas wedding


Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz are planning a Christmas wedding.

The plans for the white wedding are being kept tightly under wraps after the couple pledged to keep the ceremony strictly private.




Cameron, who turns 32 later this month, is said to have dreamt of a winter wedding since she was a child reports the Daily Star.

An insider said: "It's Cameron's idea. She's always dreamed of a big white wedding and Christmas has always been special for her.

"Neither she nor Justin wants to wait too long. They're thinking of this Christmas but they're not sure on location yet."

The source continued: "Cameron's in the movie business so she knows you can achieve any effect you want for the occasion.

"She loves fairytales and is planning on wearing a real Cinderella number. But she's also quite unconventional so she wants it to be a fun affair. She wants to draft in a snow machine to make sure she gets a white Christmas for her big day."

Justin popped the question to Cameron after asking her parents' permission and clearing it with his mum.

Ananova 2004

By ANDREW PARKER

Published: 01 Dec 2009
ROMANTIC Ross Frazer compiled a wedding A-list to marry Louise Everist - by getting 60 celebrities to send their congratulations.

He secretly wrote to 300 big names and got letters and signed photos from people including rugby's Jonny Wilkinson, ex-US President Bill Clinton and The Sopranos' James Gandolfini.

Groom Ross, 29, also got replies from PM Gordon Brown, Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson, Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe and rockers Manic Street Preachers.

The Queen's office sent one stating she sends letters only for diamond anniversaries or 100th birthdays - but wished them luck.

Warehouse worker Ross, of Wolverhampton, gave them to Louise, 34, in their honeymoon suite after Saturday's wedding. He got the idea after sending a letter to her favourite band, The Stereophonics.

He said: "They wrote back with signatures from the whole band, and even joked about it 'all being downhill from here'.

"After that I wrote to every famous person I could think of." He spent a month writing the letters on lunch breaks. Louise said: "I loved it and love him for doing it. It was a wonderful surprise."

Exclusive: It’s State Dinner Season!

Satire by Shawn Goodwin

The popular film Wedding Crashers glamorizes the lives of two ne’er do wells who spend their summer showing up to weddings uninvited. The stars research the event, use fake names, and pretend to be distant relatives of the celebrants in order to cash in on free food, free booze, and free female “companionship.” Sounds like just another Saturday night at John Edwards’ house. The film peaks when the stars crash the high-profile wedding of the Treasury Secretary’s daughter, a seemingly impossible task where thrills are the ultimate reward.

The movie is a comedy, because the entire premise is so over the top. No one would be crazy enough to crash an event held by a powerful politician, right?

Wrong. Last week, a Virginia couple crashed a White House state dinner in honor of the prime minister of India. Michaele and Tareq Salahi were not on the guest list, but brazenly passed through a Secret Service screening and attended the gala unmolested. After the story broke, everyone asked the same question: Why would the Salahis do such a thing?

Others, like yours truly, asked a similar question: How dull are the lives of these people that their ultimate thrill is crashing a state dinner even the guest of honor would rather not attend? It was difficult for the Indian prime minister to conceal his malaise after he was seen playing Top Gun on his iPhone during the speeches, and yawning through most of his photo ops. The man comes from a veritable Third World country and five minutes into the state dinner he was ready to walk back to Calcutta!

The Salahis must really like chicken curry because no normal person seeks an adrenaline rush from celebrating the renewal of diplomatic ties. Who in their right mind wants to attend a boring state dinner chock full of stuffed shirts and stuffed flounder? Neither of them smells too good. The highlight of that event is watching Helen Thomas – eventually – pop out of a cake. Not much fun. The average one-year old’s birthday party is far more exciting, and the highlight of that event is watching the birthday girl try to eat wrapping paper. Besides, that party has an additional bonus: No one has to listen to President Obama bloviate for hours on end.

Apparently, the Salahis think an infant’s birthday party is not enthralling enough, so they chose to make fools of themselves on a national stage. The fallout from their silly ruse was larger than one of Michelle Obama’s “stylish” belts, and members of the Secret Service were not amused:

A member of the House panel that oversees the Secret Service says the security lapse that allowed a couple to crash a White House state dinner is unforgivable and must be corrected. Rep. Peter King said, “We can’t show this type of weakness to terrorists, to psychopaths.”

The New York Republican joined Sens. Evan Byah of Indiana and Jon Kyl of Arizona in calling for an investigation of the incident in which Michaele and Tareq Salahi were allowed into the state dinner for the visiting prime minister of India on Tuesday night.

With all due respect to Rep. King, comparing the Salahis to terrorists and psychopaths is like comparing Tyra Banks’ swimsuit photo to Oprah Winfrey’s. The Salahis aren’t terrorists; they own a failing winery. They aren’t psychopaths; they are thrill seekers. Most run of the mill daredevils bungee jump, skydive, or walk on hot coals. Unfortunately, thrills are not all that this couple is seeking.

Michaele and Tareq are reportedly shopping their story to network executives because they mistakenly believe everyone wants to know more about their boring lives. Sadly, the couple, like a dinner date with Paris Hilton, comes with a price, but unlike a dinner date with her, that price is not shame and self-loathing. The Salahis are looking to score a six-figure payday for the rights to their exclusive interview. If the networks were smart, they would save that six-figure price tag and put it to good use by interviewing someone interesting – like Joe Lieberman.

Even if the network hacks pass on the Salahi story, the couple will not be ignored. Michaele Salahi is allegedly pining for a role on “The Real Housewives of D.C.” Ever persistent, the woman is dug in like an Alabama tick, and this state dinner fiasco is just the thing to put her over the top. She will probably land that gig, because Hollywood is all about making celebrities out of less than reputable people – yes, we are looking at you, Levi Johnston. If there were really any justice in the world, someone would crash Michaele and Tareq’s next live interview. Hey, maybe President Obama or the Indian prime minister can do it?

Despite what the mainstream media believe, the real story here is not necessarily the fact that the Salahis crashed a White House state dinner. The real story here is that the Salahis’ crashed the dinner solely for personal and financial gain. These people are two more glaring examples of a fame-obsessed society run amok. In short, they are no better than the morons on YouTube who shoot fireworks at each other in the hope of landing their 15 minutes of fame.

Someone should let the Salahis know that Johnny Knoxville has stopped shooting episodes of “Jackass,” and people who risk their freedom in a desperate grab for attention are usually deserving of that show’s name.

skfa1:
Oh , i was busy up and down trying to make some money and finish my studies

Hmm. . . . Thats good to hear. Hope all works out for you

ravenzord:
@Gabby: Seriously, I think U're a lil bit 2 effusive,but apart from that U're okay.

What does effusive means?