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Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady.
« #71 on: Yesterday at 18:10:13 »

Quote from: honeric01 on 19 December 2009, 16:43:44
me too, i rather become a monk than marry a FAT woman

how you dey manage your pot belly?


You wish your stomach was as flat as mine? i don't drink nor smoke, so i have 0.00% of having a pot belly  

This chinko eyes get mouth!

H2O2:
Please 190 is looking for you, don't spoil my blessing biko  

Among all the NL guys, you had to mention that spoil vehicle. . .  

honeric01:
uhm, not close, you can do better

Do betta on whot?

H2O2:
Lol i'm sorry, my manners escaped me for a few seconds there.
ROFLLLLLLLL LMAOOO.   If I wanted to be a pr-ick I would drag this on with you incessantly just for kicks.  But I won't do that.
I'll even be the bigger man by tendering an apology to you, although my initial entry to you was in no way out of bounds or foul.
I am so sorry for stepping on your toes.  Please be kind enough to pardon me lady.  Thanks  

H2O2:
It would be a big mistake if she did. I sure as heck don't.

baby4u2, simmer down. I'm a gentleman to the ladies, don't you see?
lol

    na waa! He is drunk!  

nodullme:
Wait! wait! wait! Gabry what are trying to say? don't trip oo his mine, I tot we were on the same page?

I thought you love him now. For me, he's mine to

HMM! Piece of JUNK F**ktard! How to beat your wife abi? One kick on his ballz and he is history! GBAM!

honeric01:
she didn't sleep with me oo

Its because u werent born da time her P**SY is itchy

HEY!!! I thought its my turn to shine!

Heineken H202! Leave the ladies alone! U are mine! Rememba!

Shhhhhh. . . . Did you just mention ma name

Heineken, dont make me catch you ooooo

hey Im from. . . Nevamind. . . But I feel like I come from Edo State. Like I was born in Auchi. U guys feelin me?

Story Story. U cant even answa my question. . .

baby4u2:
@OP is there a clear reason why you wanted us to know your preference cause nobody asked you!!! Or is there a good point you were trying to make? Cause we still cant see it. Are you a president that one should care what you feel? Or does your preference define our general food portions in Nigeria? Its not everything you say sweetie. Since you already have a girlfriend let others hear word. Always note that one mans meat is another mans poison. For all some guys care, your meat is their poison. So please and please concentrate on your girl or she is not answering you?  

Thank you. . . You spoke ma mind. DOnt mind da Beaver Head Xynerise and that Expired Heineken H202

H2O2:
Iya Ngozi, carry on.  I dey run commot sef now now, i no want make you bash me finish.
When he abuse you wella I no go dey dia to console you o.

Who go bash me now?

H2O2:
We are supposed to be allies. You should be backing me up. I feel betrayed. Traitor!
I thought we were buddies. I was beginning to like you sef

Im sorry! She is now mine! HAHA!

nodullme:
lol this is too funny

@ Gabry, you have my full support! finish them jare

Awww. Thanks love

H2O2:
Iya ngozi free me o, abegiii no be by force.
By the time I'm thru with you, your boyfriend will feel like a eunuch

Ah ah. . . Treatenin me abi? Dont make me thunder fire kick to your false front teeth!

So u need to answer this now. ,

Gabry:
Than why u bash me up the otha day on my beloved thread? 

If you can bash me up the otha day, I dont see why I cannot bash up this Xynerise with that scarry looking thing on his profile! 

O ya! Answa!

na waaa!

NO! I dont like cause their too emotional and also all of their actress wear makeup like say they go make cement for face

H2O2:
Lol you people are not serious.And it is well within the good judgments of those who do to decide how they use their time.

There is a passover feature on nairaland called "waka pass" . If you have a grouse with a thread you have the option to ignore it.
I complain about issues I don't deal with all the time and so do you.  We all do.
Tiger Woods is none of my business, but I still make it my palava to rile on him for trifling.
Van Vicker wins man of the year award, I could give two f-ucks but I choose to submit an entry about it.
It's not that difficult to understand, is it?


Anyways, back to fat women.  I'm afraid this digression is baseless.

O ya! Come hia you!    U havent answered my question? Or are u afraid?    

platinumnk:
ok , Ill leave u  

Thank you    

[size=20pt]Twinny Plat! Abeg ooo. let me fight with H202! Give me fight with him! GIVE ME GIVEEE MEEEEEE!!!! [/size]




[size=2pt]Just when I wanted to teast my mean skills, you go come hia and steal ma spotlight[/size]

Geeezzz. . . The votes are so close to each other. . . Liek the difference is one vote, Na waa! U guys are doing a great job at voting

Na waaa! Not again!!!!!

platinumnk:
Really?

i Never saw StephnP, Razenzord, Oxone

creating or replying threads, its not like there isw a problem to it.

But if i was a fine dude, why would I complain , I bag hot chicks all the time, so where would there be time to complain??

Think about it

Didnt know these yeye boys are good looking

H2O2:
yeah you are exercising your right to free speech, at the discretion of the admin of course.

Than why u bash me up the otha day on my beloved thread? 

If you can bash me up the otha day, I dont see why I cannot bash up this Xynerise with that scarry looking thing on his profile! 

H2O2:
LOL@ Gabby
That is nowhere close to true. We discuss our choices, positions, and so forth all the time here, giving opinions here and there - there is a reason this is a blog, mind you.
Imagine if we kept to ourselves . . would there be a need for a blog?

It's all fun mixed with bullshizzle.

Ok, so Im free to open any thread I wanted?

sexyLeamon:
If I were his wife I think I'd give him another chance to prove himself. He seemed sorry though for what happened. Plus I'm not really doing this for him or for me but for the children involved. I know how it feels of having your parents separated so for the children, I'll give the relationship a chance. And if it happened again, then that's it. I guess the children will soon understand that it's not really going to work anymore.

I once commented like this untill some fellow so called Smarty pants said that Im well suited to get married to a playah. . . Those childish bimbo's. . . Seriously. . .

H2O2:
Lol in spanish.  Discussing one's personal taste is now equated with insecurities.

Some women can be so dull and illogical.

xynerise, maybe an apology should be ordered. 
you have stepped on the injured toes of a few fat women here, and they will thunderfuck you for it.

U missin the point hia.

What I dont like here is when people tell about their preference here since its not needed to begin with. If a persin dont like big size ladies / men, then keep it to himself / herself and hopefully he/she go dfind his /her heaven in the makin "SO CALLED". Do you have to go about opening a thread like this?

Its obvious the poster wants to rub it on people's face.

@topic

Virgin guys? Hmmm . . . I dont know. . .

Ya but does he have to rub it in like facial scrub? Although I aint that fat but I dont loike when people start commenting like this opn fat, on slim on skinny. . . Na waa!

na waaa! I bet if I go open thread saying I hate thin guys than see the number of bashers around.