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Definitely Sam Milla

Oh Oh

ok, thats just his advice, If you dont want to hear it, than u do your own thing. 

Yes naaa. Its one of the most relazing places which ive evr live in my entire life! Ive been to Switzerland and the UK and Arab and China, India, Nepal, Singapore, Indonesia, Thailand and etc etc etc and nothing can beat my birth town.

but it will be different if you dont like beaches cause its an island. Just opposite my house is the beach

Magz:
What I had before was a partial list

TGirl4Real
Bluespice
Godmother
The Amaka
Afrikachic
Lady Topup
Gabry
Sistawoman
DaPhoenix (?)

^^Updated

@ Amaka, would be sweet.

Because Uve seen my hood right?

Not all of the conversation naa. Only certain times especially when it is funny he would do so. . . I just wonder why

See two bears gettings married soon ooo 

Name: BEARY JAKE

Sex: MALE

Date of Birth: 31 MARCH 2002

Species: HONEY BEAR

History: I was in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia studying at Taylor's College and after my exams, I went out with my friends to town and I saw this Yellow bear which was sooo cute but I dont have much money to buy it so decided to look for money and return the next day to buy it. I went back to the shop the next day and I saw this brown bear instead and thought it was way more cuter than the yellow one so I bought this one instead. I bought him at RM48.00 which is like USD15.

Hey she is sooo soooooo cute!!!

oyinda.:
kinda looks like you too.
if u put your pic side by side with it you will see the resemblance. very cutee

Ohh thanks. After all she is my daughter

oyinda.:
hahahhahahahahaah gabby your teddy is very old o. see how he/she is all torn and raggedy.
seeker, your teddy bear is looking handsome. or should i say beautiful? lolol

anyways, i don't have teddy bears and don't intend on having any. i really don't get the point 

U being mean ooo That my teddy is very cute naa

Name: PLUTO PINKY

Sex: FEMALE

Date of Birth: 2 FEBRUARY 1990

Species: UHMMM. . . I THINK IT IS A MANATEE (but some people say its a mouse/cat/penguin/bear/a type of Rodent)


History: My father took me to a Supermarket called Labuan Supermarket. I was 7 years old (He takes me eerywhere including to work cause my mom was working in Japan and my sister stays in the convent) so my father went there to buy somehing (cant remember) and so he met with his friend and he was chatting away with that friend and than I saw Pluto. She was wrap in a plastic and she was the only one left and I saw the price tag and it written RM7.90which is like USD 2.50 so I went to my father and ask him if I could buy it and he was like how much is it>? I told him RM7.90 and he said if you buy it, will u promise to take care of her and not to abandon her like the other kids have done so to their toys? I nod my head with agreement and said I promise and than he gave me RM10.00 (USD3.20) and he told me to take the balance money and keep it in my piggy bank for my future savings and I did. Thats how I got her and I never broke my promise to my father up till this day.     

To all Nairalanders whom loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Teddies like I do, or if you like TOYS!!! U can also drop by here and post pictures of your teddy / toys for us all to see.      




I know there are quite a number of nairalanders whom happen to like it so dont be shy and let Mama Ngozi see how brave you are 


Am waiting for The Seeker!      Drop it like its hot and show ya swagga bro. 

Ok I'll be there in a jiffy!

Lets try something adventerous today!

Ill make a heavy butter cake with NO SUGAR! cut it to half,  (Butter, Flour, Eggs, Milk, Self Raising flour, Vanilla Essence)

Slice banana's to thin slices and take a pan. Heat up pan, pour in sugar till caramelize, put in banana's and when the banana's is a little brown, pour in triple sec which is an orange Liqueur and than flame it up with Brandy! BOOM!

Now take dark cooking chocolate and melt them in pot!

Take peaches and remove skin and after that boil them in pot (Water to be removed)

Put dark chocolate in the middle of the cake, put peaches and banana on top of chocolate, top it up with Mint and Pistachio ice cream which I can get from the supermarket and top it up with chocolate sauce again

take the other half of the sponge and cover it up and put it in Freezer

Take out Fresh whipping cream and whip the hell out of it till it becomes fluffy!

take out the cake from freezer and cover the cake with Fresh cream.

Finally Take oreo Cookies and Curmble it till it becomes Crumbled up and than grate orange skin and sprinkle it all at the top of the cake!!!


YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!                 

Luvties:
@Gabry, thbnk God i went offline. No guy will accept you as his wife if you are really impotent. (Save me the blind love stuff) What am i marrying you for if you cant produce! O, guosh, seach yourself b4 you marry as for me am alright ok!

Seems to me u aint marrying her for her but you are marrying her more for the babies.

Go to adoption centre and get 5000 of those and stop torturing and tormenting your wife's life.! 


By the way, my bf thinks that to look for another women is the most wrong thing to do and it will never solve your problem. He told u to pray and fast for God and GGod shall have his way for you. He also said that adoption is not a bad thing and u might want to consider that if after 10 years your wife is still not pregnant. He say nothing is impossible if you believe it will work and if you are patient.

I wear and I dont wear glasses but Im still the same

Everytime when Im talking on the phone with my BF, he would let his friends / colleagues hear me talking to him on the phone. I did not realize it untill yesterday when I was talking to him and than he is like Hold on and he said Babe, can u repeat what u just said cause I can't hear you well well and theres like a beep tone. . .

Than when I repeat my sentences I suddenly could hear a bunch of guys laughing at the back

Than I ask him, did you put your phone on hands free? And he is like You dont know? I thought you knew and Ive been doing it all the time babe. . . IM LIKE WHAT?? Why would you do that? And he said he wants to let his friends / colleagues hear what Im talking. And Im like Why? And he just smiled and say cause you so cute!


ladies, has your bf ever done this to you and why do you think they do this?

Guys, have you ever done this to your gf and why do you think u want to do this?

TheSeeker:
190, is it true you're now gay?

Gabry, we'll review your case on Monday when the court resumes.

Yes naaa and please I hope the court read all of 190's postings to see that he is plain evil and should be sentence to death IMMEIDATELY!

Magz:
My pic is definately one of the flyest

Yes u do but I like your natural picture, the one without designs. Those are hot!

Sorry guys. I have nothing else to do but to play around. of course all those letter are not real cause I dont have an ex and I hope I dont have one       


Magz, U are so sweet

Magz:
Gabry, I want to come and visit you.

Haha! Why? U like simple homs like that?

Dear Ex,

Truth be told, I dont know why did I fall in love with you in the first place? But luckily I have open up my rat shape eyes big big to see that u and I are not worth being together cause u remind me of a gorilla. Seriously. And I was lucky to not end up getting marrid to you cause Im afraid my children might also look like a Gorilla as well.   

EWWWW!!! NOOO!

Magz:
What does Ngozi mean?

Ngozi means Being a blessing. Its originated in Africa and it is an Igbo Name