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patwhizkid:
U talk to him on HP or what? I know he is missing me. . .am missing him too. He must come back o, unless he wants me to die. Maybe Ben is busy.

Nahhhh , I dont do phones naa. I hate that so iust chat with him.I prefer to meet the person in reality actually. Heheh! Pat, I was wondering about your parents. Does that mean your mom is with you and your dad is in the States?

uyimen:
Hi Gabby,hi Pat.
I have been ill,down wit malaria.am much better now, i
Miss you guys anyway.

MALARIA!!!!? OMG!!! U know, if someone in Malaysia has been hit by malaria, everyone would cry oooo. . . . . Cause to us, its a very serious sickness. Im glad you are fine now. U must have not went to school th few days right? Alot of catching up for you to do but am glad u are okay and safe

edoyad:
You're not the real Gaby(Gabrylwyl). Be gone you IMPOSTOR !!!

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Spineless Earth Worm (like they were in the first place)

WHAT? Are u kiddin me?!?!

sylve11:
lol, u be rhyMzo?

Whats that

Phemour:
Approved. . . . .Makosa we go dance

How cout the Kumbaya song

I am a Christian but perhaps maybe not a really full pledge christian I guess. ANyways, I love my religion and so is others.

Wow! Really? OInteresting ooo. . . I never thought dreams could mean something in reality. Thanks naa. I will see how it does.

cbase:
What, Gosh? whatever makes you think dat
**Bends and looks down towards his crotches and sees something hanging upside down, smiles and shakes his head, "dis girl Gabry sef"**

but your profile says you are a female jor.

Im just giving examples. Most of us woujld understand what I mean especially the sensible ones

The problem is no girl could cook his favorite dish which is Egusi Frog Soup and Dessert Cake and Ice cream. I can do it all with my left hand!!! 

Im sorry POSTER but Seun will be married to me next week in ma backyard house! So leave us alone!!!!

HAHAHAHAH! Sista, see how you think so far. LOL! Yes, Love is in the hair. a Brotherly Sisterly love

I think this thread is good for only commenting about the general topics of the forum like for instance, please remove duplicated post or please move the reply button to the left side and t=stuff like that but never would you want to complain about an individual. . . There are loads of militants in here waiting to bash you up

dhtml:
And Gaby, trust you for taking the initiative. . .and that reminds me, i need to chat wit you to seek your opinion about something that. You can take a quick
look at my profile to get a hint.

U have done a noble thing bro. I salute u


Affi, am glad u're back but with dhtml gone from the list, Im kinda put off. . . .

Why are u a female

I dreamed I saw a snail the size of my fist on my bed and I was like ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF OF ME!!! GET THE DAMN THANG OUT OF ME!!!!!!! SHOOT ME! SHOOT ME!!!! JUJU MEEEEEE!!!! JUJU MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My brother had to wok me up by slapping my face!


hen I woke up, I was crying hysterically!

Truth be told, I dont exactly follow 100% of th chuch beliefs and practises. . . . .

Now that my M16 gun is here, who shall I shoot down?

Cousin!!!

God, why am I a yeye fowl?

Im glad MJ Pass away! Cause people just wont leave him alone all his while when he was alive including his own father! I just hope he shall Rst in Peace. Amen

Tigress

Cute guy

Hy Phemi, I have your wedding theme song. . . The song where you wo walk in to the church!

Here goes!


Kumbaya ma Lord, Kumbaya!
Kumbaya Ma Lord! Kumabaya!
Kumbaya Ma Lord! Kumabaya!
Oh Lord. . . Kumabaya!

And becaus that is the song, your wedding gowns and clothes would be bushland style!

Down Syndrome lama

LOL! Typical same old Phemi

ROTFLMAO!!!


uhmmm. . . Fly!

Phemi!

Kay-M, Hey Mehn, what on earth is your name,

I dont know u much but you sound so freakin lame,

Seems you try so hard . . . to catch your own fame,

U aint a pro rapper but you're just a big shame,

I will surely knock you out that you fly down south,

beat da hell out of you with ma lines till u shut yo mouth,

Forget it dude you aint got no talent nor you get no skills,

Cause 99% of yo fans are wearing high heels,

U aint worth ma time cause you so gay,

Wearing mini skirts, pissin sittin down for u its okay,

U wish Elton John could molest you sharp sharp!

But all you fit molest now is your music instrument called da harp

No mind me why I diss you well well,

I was being instructed by ma ticha Ofokasibe, that bad belle

But I think I am getting the hang out of this

Dissing people to da extreme makin them piss!



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Baba Ofoka, exactly 16 lines now and 90% no holds barred I hope this one be ok ooo

nahhh. . . She is just high on drugs. She will get back to her normal enses

lysaa:
hey babes, u think i don't recognize u? was only saying u'd have changed ur name to one weird one far from gabry.

how are u sha? hope they are not giving u wahala?

Heheh! Nobody give me wahala ooo. Seems like I dey give peeps wahala.

Okanran:
Put up ur pic joor! Abi u be eagle ni?

Wheres your own pic sef?

Phemour:
No no no!!! you're old mada, where do you want to raise such amount from, or do you have Papafriend lol. . .i'm capable of everything. , sponsor it mysef 

Ihave alot of sugar daddy's naaa. This one be easy peasy cake! No wahala! 

Phemour:
 . . . . .should i quit? . . . .why should i? am i not a chief?. . . .Gabry how much is the estimate?  

Its fpr free cause Im sponsoring the wedding!!!      

origina9ja:
we know dey pay cum person party oo
4 our culture it is not justifyable because we are showing
them some love by eating their food  

Its for free and those whom have posted in here MUST COME OR ELSE~~!!!!              

Ben20001:
I love this wedding planning

Gabry is the only serious member of the committee

Thank you jare. U be ma padi.    

Phemour:
my bride dont worry, thing will be fine  we shall do the wedding without no one's help

Dont be silly. Mama Gabry will always want to help after all, I am your motha!