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Na waaaa ooooo. . . Its not that easy jor. . . . I did everything in Malaysia and when I went to Europe to do my Degree, I had a hard time just cause in Malaysia, the education system is based on spoon feeding while in Europe, it is all independant. You8r father made a bad choice naaa

U could have called me an animal cuter than that now

I rate you 10 for a cute ID name

I am not a Molerat u Possum!

Where is ma freakin HARD DISK!!! No hard Disk, NO WORK!!! SHAIT! Bullcrap Monster peeing in my momma;s mouth!!!!!

SHIT! What creature is that?

ibkaye:

nich:

ibkaye:

Yeye Fowl

patwhizkid:
He said till i finish my university education.

But I thought America is the best place for education. . .

uyimen:
Gabby,no prob. Just enjoy playing the instrument,the more your interest the quicker you catch up,and develop ur skills, I also love playing the piano and i think i did very well with it because of my interest in it.

U play the piano? Really??

patwhizkid:
lol. . . Gabby, i almost forgot. Ok, here is my list:

me

gabby

sistawoman

CONFIRM!!!

mykali:
HIPPO MEAT? ? ? ? ? ? ?

yuck . . . .

my mom isn't too old to be using false teeth anyway.
so maybe its Manickure's mom you talkin about.

okay, but the main fact is that we lost. i tried to keep us in the game yesteray but my server got so bad after just one post. i spent the rst of the day sulking.
but if you'd been there to help maybe we wouldn't have lost.

So only yesterday u tried right? How about the other days?

If you are a Monkey : Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!

So true

Cook Hippotamus Soup naaa. Your Best friend Manickal told me all about it!

Say you wanna make that soup for your momma's upcoming buffday Ensure u put lots of softener to da meat cause if not, your momma's false teeth will fall and break to half!


Na lie. . . . U can ask all da peeps in hia ooo. They see me everyday but they no see you. We understand if that Hippo meat dey cause palava but its all worth it

Uhm. . . Miss Know it All? EHmmmm. . . . Heheh!

I was always here jor. . ,   Just that u were too busy learning how to cook for yo momma. 

oyinda.:
what about funniest topic? lol. most topics in this "Nairaland" section are hilarious

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-76618.0.html

Ogbonnaya: hippopotemus meat is a very good meat more especially when it goes with
cocoyam soup.

molumma: ewwwwwwwwww

Busta: KEWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Badman888: wow that would be nice to eat, i heared Tiger meat kinda bad hop HOPPO one is better

Oracle: Ogbonnaya, you mean you've eaten hippo meat.
I bet it has a lot of Fat
i wonder what it tastes like

drionelli: I've never eaten hippo meat.
What does it taste like? How can it best be prepared?

Ogbonnaya: let me tell you how the meat came.there was this hausa man that was leaving in the upper cross river. his name was mohammed. he was a hunta he dosnt miss target if he wants to shoot.he killed the hipo with a
poisoned arrow it took like 2 hrs b/4 the hipo died after struggling mightly with death.everyone that was there had a share in the meet.it can take one up to 30mins to finish a little bit of meet in your mouth b/c
it is elastic in nature but very sweet.

Oracle: 30 minutes?
for a little piece of meat?
elastic?
sweet?
i sure won't wanna miss the fun
ogbonnaya do you still have some left

Ogbonnaya: oracle dont worry anytime i come across it again i will call you for some

Todd Terry: it is very healthy if killed properly. if shot with poison arrow, DO NOT EAT! you can get poisoned and die!!!! anyway, hippo meat is very tangy and juicy. you will like it fried, boiled, or deep fried, but make sure to add a little cassava with it ooooo

SeanT21: That animal is 2 damn ugly to pass through my mouth.

Ogbonnaya: hippopotemus meat is a very good meat more especially when it goes with
cocoyam soup.

molumma: ewwwwwwwwww

Busta: KEWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Badman888: wow that would be nice to eat, i heared Tiger meat kinda bad hop HOPPO one is better

Oracle: Ogbonnaya, you mean you've eaten hippo meat.
I bet it has a lot of Fat
i wonder what it tastes like

drionelli: I've never eaten hippo meat.
What does it taste like? How can it best be prepared?

Ogbonnaya: let me tell you how the meat came.there was this hausa man that was leaving in the upper cross river. his name was mohammed. he was a hunta he dosnt miss target if he wants to shoot.he killed the hipo with a
poisoned arrow it took like 2 hrs b/4 the hipo died after struggling mightly with death.everyone that was there had a share in the meet.it can take one up to 30mins to finish a little bit of meet in your mouth b/c
it is elastic in nature but very sweet.

Oracle: 30 minutes?
for a little piece of meat?
elastic?
sweet?
i sure won't wanna miss the fun
ogbonnaya do you still have some left

Ogbonnaya: oracle dont worry anytime i come across it again i will call you for some

Todd Terry: it is very healthy if killed properly. if shot with poison arrow, DO NOT EAT! you can get poisoned and die!!!! anyway, hippo meat is very tangy and juicy. you will like it fried, boiled, or deep fried, but make sure to add a little cassava with it ooooo

SeanT21: That animal is 2 damn ugly to pass through my mouth.

Exactly!

Wow! Thanks guys. I really appreciate it. I didnit know this word Agbero is quite a difficult word to understand.

My housemate always tells other Naija guys which comes to the house saying this. Dont disturb Mama Ngozi (they call me Mama Ngozi). She is an agbero lady.

And my bf sometimes says this: You are a agbero.


So what do you think that mean in their own context?

Ah Ah. I cannot leave you now cause u have registered under my club now

patwhizkid:
Eyah gabby. I have been begging my dad to take me there since when i was 8yrs old, but he refused. He said till when am 17. I became 17 last year, & i called him on phone, he said he is coming. On his arrival, only to tell me to finish my 1st degree in Nigeria, b4 he take me there. That is 3yrs time.

HUH? Now why would your father do that Why would he want you to live in Naija instead? This is odd ooo. . .

uyimen:
Gabby, pls whats so special in bn an America citizen?becos u want 2learn how to play a musical instrument u wish for an America citizenship?Gabby,look inwards there ar losts of malaysia and china musical instruments u have nt learnt. lets learn2 promote our cultures.Moreover America is nt d best place u want 2raise a kid,there cultural &moral values ar very low,perhaps dt explains why pat's dad wants her 2b more mature before he can move her.If u so desire their citizenship try there lottery programme.

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Well, from young, Ive always wanted to play the violoncello but because theres none, I end up playing the piano, the keyboard, the Electric guitar, bass guitar, classical guiitar, folk guitar, the drums, the recorder, the harmonica. . . . . . Now that Im so much older, and they gave me a Violoncello for my birthday and I cried with JOY!!! I learn it myself right now but I know its not hte right way, , , Lets just say that Ive always wanted to play the Cello despite where it is originated from! I just have full passion for it thats all. Is it that bad?

Awww. . . Thanks dearie and Im glad u like the story/advice.

Make wise decisions in life and always remember where you come from. Good luck and all the best.

Brein, as if you dont know me! Im a Catholic, havent I told u that? My mom was a Buddhist but she coverted to a Catholic. My father is a pure Catholic. My Grandmother was a Catholic but converted to Buddhist so at times I go to the temple just to pay some respect to my gradnfather. To me, I dont take religion as anything but respect. I go to church on Saturday.

Transport Union Thug? Now what does that mean?

mykali:
Team A guys didnt really help matters.

Abi ooo and where did you go? I did not see you in here like all the time

No2Atheism:
@gabby

even if u use a supercomputer u can hack my phone or anything about me, me secrets and kinky episodes are under lock and key, so much so that the lock as been thrown into the deepest place on the earth under the ocean where no man or vessel can reach and come back in one piece.

I might have the CHinko outlook but mind u, I have pure Naija Blood so whever you hide your secret, I fit dig em well well

Can someone pleaseeeee tell me what does agbero means? Peopl ehas been calling me that and refuse to translate it so pleaseee, I would appreciate it very much. Thank You.