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hey. . . Thats not true. ok, i have a meeting now so when im back some time, I will like to talk to you if you dont mind.

HUH? So you plan on being single? like forever? BUT WHY OOOO. . .

hey its naCHO LIBRE!!! My bf!!!

pc guru:
Busted.a secret meeting for male bashing.who told ya we aint got humor we got.but nobody wants to be in the friend zone.

Pc, do you agree that humour conquers love?

bluespice:
lol
okay its just them u know,
even when u make a joke they dont get it
u speak the beautiful language of sarcasm n they absolutely do not get it!
do u know how frustrating it is when people do not get sarcasm? ?

huh? are you serious?

Ok. . . This is serious ooo but I do know that there are various sorts of humour.  Some people do not get some partds of humour while some do. Like me, seriously, I do not understand the humour in "Everybody Loves Raymond" and "The David Letterman Show". . . I have no idea and i dont think its nowhere near funny. . . infact, i even slapt with my saliva dripping down from my mouth when watching em.

And do you mean Naija guys do not understand humour or wetin?

HeatFusion:
Lol I do. . . .but am not the one to force  sth na. . . .2 way traffic.

If he's going to continue to be stiff and antihumor. . . .then hmmm

Are all of them like that?     This is serious issues ooo  

steve49ja:
[size=3pt]Will be lying if i said[/size] NO. . . . [size=3pt] you figure?[/size]

@Topic,.

Yes oooo. Who no want baba Ngozi but am assuming all da ladies want him. . . ok maybe i let him go now. . . I change ma mind

Gorgeous gal.

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Cook Book

Octopus Massager

HeatFusion:
Humor is the first thing I look for. . . .somehow it seems to be absent when it comes to naija men.

Yes. . . In a way I guess but mind you, they love to tease and thats what made it funny.

If you want them to be funny, maybe you might want to try making the first move first?

bluespice:
word!

Uhm. . . I need more from you sista

aus123,

yes, I am born in Malaysia, I live in malaysia. I live and breathe Malaysian air. Wetin else? Ehmm ehmm Ehmmmm. . . Why are you askij me all this yeye questions? U no believe me abi?

i want to do a tattoo but Im scared. My partner and I were suppose to get one on the same day but I dey fear ooo

Come to think of it, I think Humour is what makes a long lasting relationship. . . Do you guys agree? I just realize it yesterday after talking to my housemates and bf.

I was asking my housemates on why are their relationships always in short term like 1 week to 1 year. . . Most of them said one thing which is "all my gf's have insecurity issues with theirself. No matter how beautiful and slim she is, she still have that insecurity issues and its pissing me off. It drives me crazy!"

E.g.: On the phone. . . The guy is at home and the girl is shopping with her friends.
ring ring. . .

Guy: Hello
Girl: Hey hun, wassup?
Guy: Am doing good baby. How bout you?
Girl: Im doing great. Am shopping now with my friends. How bout you? Watcha doin?
Guy: Just at home watching football on TV. Hey babe, listen, I will be busy later this evening ok? So when im done, I will give you a call.
Girl: What are you busy with? And who are you with? And how long are you going to be busy? How comne Im not a aprt of it? Are you having some secret affair?
Guy: I have to settle some things with my friend on the house issue babe, thats all.
Girl: which friend? Is it a guy or a girl?Why are you excluding me in your life? do you not love me anymore?

Bla Bla Bla. . . it gpes on ooo. . . . . . , . . . . . .

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And than suddenly they mentioned that the reason why my relationship lasted for 5 years its because of my humour and the way I ask questions has made the other person to not realize how insecure I could be. I guess so ooo. . . however mine will be like this. See if you guys agree or not.

Im shopping with my friends and my bf is at home
Ring Ring. . . .

Guy: Hello
Girl: Is that my Incredible Handsome?
Guy: Hahaha! Yes, this is he. Wassup?
Girl: The sky ooo. . . Oh pele, I mean the ceiling. Watcha doin?
Guy: Im watching a football game.
Girl: Oh Oh!!! pele oo. . . I will close the phone now sharp sharp! When you're done, you call me ok?
Guy: Nononononononono! Its juts a game baby. Babe, listen, I will be busy this evening. I will call you when Im done ok?
Girl: A ha. Ok. So tell me. You are busy because a) You are feeding the sausage dog b) You are bathing the sausage dog or c) You are tucking the sausage dog to bed. Choose one ooo. . .
Guy: (A slight laugh) well, its C
Girl: In that case Im assuming you will be done within 5 mins right?
Guy: Babe, dont kill me with laughter now. If I die of laughter, my friends will go and find you oo. babe, i will be going to meet a friend to settle the house issues. wish me luck babe.
Girl: Ahhhh. . . Why dont you tell me you have a Hot Date with your friend?
Guy: But he is a guy babe
Girl: So? Is it wrong to have a hot date with a guy? Chei! U come from Bushland or wetin? Mumu like u. Go ahead and enjoy yourself but my advise to you is watch put for your yansh hole ooo. . .

And it goes on. . . . .

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So do you guys agree?

this is just one example. I will give you more as time goes by. Now i got a meeting. be back later.

OMG! Some girls are just plain (*&!@#&$(*)!@$&@#!&$0 What an Expired Monkey she is. . . CHAI! Tell your friend run away sharp sharp!

lance_vader:
one thing that makes me happy in here is that my name is not in that black hell book God i thank you for my life lol

Which black hell book? Mine?

Ohhhh. . . Pele ooo but you are actually in the list just that you are in the special list.

My Special list:-

1) lance_vader

2) seun

3) Siena

4) MrCrackles

5) cooldud62*

6) webprince

7) love police

Oh yeah, Cant wait.   

dani1luv:
OMG gabry Im a genius

my name appeared twice

Nahhh. . . Its not two of you. Its you and your twin brotha. 

webprince:
Gabby Gabby Gabby-hmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


how r U 2day?
I only want 2 scare U with somalia, anyways Somalia is not all dat bad? dont U think?

Hey bro. bawo ni? so wa pa?

So did you win your girl on the other thread? I see great potential in you. She's into you. Please tell me when you want to get married ooo make I be your event organizer.

lance_vader:
when did she turned to yur babysiste @danny, hmmmmmm

The day when we both were sperms 

ok ooo

Am hia handsome. Waddup?

E dating. sure.

Thanks Tee. U must be the first person whom admire ,my pic  

aus, na lie. I gave you 2 of my pic.

fine here naaa. . . No drop dead or faint ooo

Sorry guys. I got carried away from the other side. . . This Fermented Goat no rest in peace.  

Thats why am late in replying. Eya pele ooo

Quoted by dapsycool

bawo ni chinko

So wa pa. How your side?

And mind you, I be half chinko ooo.  No be full pledge so you cannot refer me as chinko.

Quoted by: tee*ice
Gab thats the thing ooo, i wanted friends and got husbands instead. lol
These guys are funny though, so i am having fun.
You should post a pic yes

No mind da yeye’s around hia. Their just keeping you entertain.  

Quoted by:- mayrho
@gabrywyl babe aw now so u r taking sides now u don choose ur brothas ehnn its not fair

How you mean by I take sides? U mean I no make you ma brotha?  

Quoted by:- aus123
@Gabry

Post ur pic,

No problem, is allowed.

Nah. . . I change my mind cause this thread is for looking for husband ooo. . . Not lesbian. . .    

Besides, you have seen my picture more than enough. I even personally send it to you ooo.






ok guys,. I have to go. Today will be the first time my bf will watch cartoon. I am introducing him The Little Mermaid 1,2 and 3.  I hope he likes it cause if he dont, I have to pay ooo. . . .  


Ok, Odabo oremitodun's. Wapa padi mi  

What? U want to know what does Nothing dey happen means?

It means Nothing has happen or nothing happen.

I dont quite get your drift though.

kamber:
FERMENTED GOAT Chei chineke lei

Gabby!, Gabby!!, Gabby!!!,
how many times wey i call you? if i die of laughter, my church people go find you come o!!!

Eya pele ooo

Papine,

I can see you're the type of guy whom give up hope really fast. I know many man on this earth whom did not cheat even after their wife to be commited suicide or dupe them or dump them or hurt them. . . Some even could still sfoord to find true love after getting dumped 6 times in a row.

U look down on your own kind bro. . . Dont be too harsh ooo. . .

Aus bro, Chidipupay is a Nairalander as well.

Oktipoko, Nice pictures and Im loving that bike 

And my gosh!!! Are they your pikins? Their soooo adorable ooo. . .

aus123, dapsycool, webprinc, waddup brotha's?

tee ice, do you need ma pic as well?

For a moment there I thought this is like a friendship thread, I did not realize that this is a thread to find an ebf oo. . . pele oooo

I have a,ready told you ooo. . . . . and for evidence, ask chidipupay

Awwww. . . If you want tee ice. u have to support her and her whole entire family in the sense of a big mansion house, 15 mercedes Benz, alots and lots of food, education, medical and the whole wide world.