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crazykid:
They cheat because the're not meant for each other.

Thats one thing. . .

y me:
It really baffles me too cause the population of cheating couples are increasing everyday. i asked a man who always cheated on his wife and he said he was tired of eating same SOUP(that is exactly the word he used) all the time. una know wetin i mean by that one now,sha

yes, exactly. Couples failed to inspire and attract one another when living together every single day. . . Thats the thing.

My secret. . . Kill your partner with lots of Amusing acts,. . .


Example:-

Like if he is watching his football game on TV and you are maybe cooking, you text message him this (even if you both are in the same house, so what!?!):-DAMN, I spy with my gold fish eye looking at you sitting on that couch with no shirt. . . U look hot baybee! When its time for advertisement, ensure you come here and give me some suga!

Or if your wife is doing the gardening and you are there, you know, check out her ass and compliment them or sumthin! Your partner will know that you are appreciating him / her u know?

Even when you both go to work, it will be good to send love emails or even call and say Hey babe! U know what? Im starting to love you even more after seeing all the ugly men here at my workplace

JUST DO SOMETHING AMUSING AIGHT? Even if you are 80 years old and you both are living together, just move your arse and do something amusing!!!

D1KeleVra:
lol. Gab. Ur such a mole rat.

How dare you call me a molerat!!! Tufiakwa!!!

Na waaa to you Czarskit

benincitys:
if your situation is intolerable , than get out of that,
most gays have been driven to thoughts of suicide at some time
in their lives by unsuppotive families, gays deserve the same right as others and
people should be free to live their own lifestyle live and let live everybody with their own
killing everyday war everywhere .

Thank you. Thats very correct.

So to those whom happen to bash these group of people up. . . Listen very well, you are actually inspiring them and forcing them to do something which is not right at all and this is in another way called murder. . . 

If you dont like their lifestyle, why should you even bother. Its not up to you to tell them how should they live their lives. . . Let God be the judge of that. And besides. . . even a straight person might do a more deadlier sin than those controversial people. . .

Eya pele ooo but I dont do numbers. . . I know you are gonna laugh at me but Im phobia at phones. . . I dont like owning a phone or having a phone and I dont like picking up phones either. . . However, do you have YIM?

But also I seldom go online on YIM.

Am still in a bad mood jor. . . Dont know when will it be gone. I will know after I go to Disney Land

When she show you her bla bla hair.

Eheheheh!



Heheh!





Heh!


Heh!

Wetin be that in your head? I hope you are not thinking of masturbathing again

Who? You?

Hello bro, Im a human not a teddy ok?

Ohhh Krama Banana!!!!

Really?

Pay with the family pack condoms and he will

Ehmmm . . Pele ooo. . . I am not laughing

Ohhhh!!! Look who's hia?!?! Its Krama Banana Gorilla Godzilla Papaya Shakara!

But all the pastors in that area had ran away because a GIANT TEDDY had attacked them!   

he aint got no pastor. He is an old bald monk

U mean my yeye comments abi?

Tender heart? Ah Ah. . . Pele oo but I think u have gotten the wrong person. Trust me, I have bashed many people in here.

@Topic,

It is possible if you are only seeking towards a casual relationship. However if you are serious, let her know and take more responsiblities, take charge and win her over.

Im born in Malaysia and I recide here as well.

I dont understand wha is AS and AA and I really have not heard of it.

Poster,

There you go! Your first ever problem. Your first claim " im a good lookin girl with d right features " shows that you are really confident (which is good) and you think that other people would think of you as such (not good partially cause thats when your over confident attitude will rise up and it always has made you to behave in a more egoistic way)- Im not judging but this is how I look at people when they think of theirseves as preety and have a good figure. Abeg oo. . . Just my point of view. No beef me.

Sometimes when you go out in public and guys tend to give the reaction of wanting to sleep with you, at times its best to check on yourself like for instance. . . .

1) Maybe the way you dress shows that you are insterested in sex

2) The way you walk might show it as well

3) The way you talk to guys might show it

I mean I dont know you and all but I was thinking that since you said all the guys are interested in sleeping with you instead, there must be a problem with you if everyone else seems to react the same way dont you think so?

Genotype

Huh? Ive never heard of this in my entire life

Huh? Ok, this is anoher thread from the same poster. I almost got confuse there. Poster, what is AS?

What does AS stands for?

U are just sooo crazy dude

MrCrackles:
STILL, IT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE FOR SAME SEX PEOPLE TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE OR GET MARRIED!

Why you dey beef me for? Im just comparing which sins is worse off now. . . 

And yeah, I know originally theres Adam and Eve and not Adam and Azo but then still, I dont want to support nor do I object it cause its not me to say what type of life people should live. . .

Why am I the only person whom did not feel like laughing in here lately. . . ARGH!!! Theres something wrong with me!!!     

Boss Ttdiamonds

Wassup baybee

dani1luv:
Iz this a Joke

Coz i couldnt lafff

I dont blame you since your mouth has been glued that way

kronkykay:
this joke is as old as my signature

I dont blame you since you were born in the 3rd century

webprince:
Gabby and money, na like conjoin twins o!

Correction! Gabby and her hard work cold sweat earned blood money, na like conjoin twins o!