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Wetin happen?

Smelly Stanley! Waddup!

See clown above me

blo blo blo? Ahahahahahah!

I dey fine Lola. How your side?

Yes I like money but only the ones which I earn from my blood. Other than that, I do not appreciate

see your head. . . why dont you post yours first than Ill post mine

pc guru:
@gab as for the naked pix of me Hell No.pple wud think it's diagram of a skeleton with colours.

Oh common. . . It aint sooo bad. . . . . Even if you're thin,. you're not that thin like an Anarexic person.

pc guru:
checks this out my phone menu on tv.browsing nairaland on tv fun.

Hey! Thats sooo cool! Guess Im outdated. . . Cant help it if I come from Bushland

server34:
Which of the following is an Enhanced Oil Recovery process?

A. Miscible Gas Injection

B. Nonmiscible Gas Injection

C. Water Injection

D. Solution Gas Drive

E. Gas Cap Drive

The answer is C) Water Injection

Groundnuts

Emeka 7.:
Are u not a Nigerian babe?

Nope. Pele oo

@Topic,

AKON No 2

tpia, no mind da fermented ape

David, so now you are me abi?

Crazykid, you got asthma or wetin? Pele ooo. . . U can borrow my sister's inhaler if you want to just dont die from it cause I know she no brush her teeth for 20 years 

Anthony. . . HMMM. . ,  U are really like a freakin fermented Woman! Seriously! No comments 

Did she at least wish you a Happy Val's Day?

crazykid:
@Poster. You say a Nigeria man did all those lovely things for you. A Nigerian man hmmm. Well its good at least we aren't that bad after all. For you my dear, the only thing you can give in return to him, is your heart.

Seems to me you have something up your sleeves boyfriend. Oya! Spill it out now. . . 

E Hubby, so finally you're here.

Michael, why are you sexless again? U no want to be male abi? Ok ooo. . . in that case, can we switch sex? I want to be a male for once.

Really? WOW! I havent voted ooo cause to be honest, I think both of you are at the same level

Michael,. dont make me call you a fermented goat now. . . 

SAMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!1 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know that the person above me is an Octopus molestor?

well, I have not seen you without your sunglasses but this picture which you are sending is actually not bad. U dont look ugly at all,. No way near that! I say u be fine boy.

But I think maybe you could post your picture without your glasses than I can judge.  (Preferably a picture of u shirtless  )

And my dear, if I were you, you dont have to bother yourself on what other people thinks of you. One man's food is another man;s poison. And mind you, people whom happen to judge on people are actually uglier than ever cause the worse thing to be ugly from within.

Ill prove it to you just right now.

In your life, have you ever seen a handsome guy from the outside but he has a wogly personality and the next time you look at him, you feel that he is the ugliest person alive on earth? And everytime u see him, you just hate him and his guts. Have you ever felt that way?

@Topic, Ill slap his/her front teeth

yes I agree but also I mention that they can choose to disown me. It doesnt matter because it goes like this:-

I cannot say I do not appreciate their deeds towards me but than on their side, it is up to them to have children in the first place and if they do, they have to bare all consequences. i did not choose to live on earth. They are the ones whom brought me to earth.

For my part, I have a brain of my own to think and a life of my own to think. Imagine if I follow their needs and wants and when they die, I would live the rest of my life regretting for not fighting for my own happiness. We only have 1 life and its best we make the best use of it.

And also I mention that if they disown me, it doesnt matter because I have been living independantly all this while and I dont need them to help me at all cost.


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Remember guys, Money and Property is temporary and it will never bring you happiness. The day you find happiness is the day when you are contented with what you have and you appreciate your inner self.

Thank you jare

Anthony!! U fermented APE!!!

ANTHONY!!! U fermented APE!

Eyo, I bhope you are not serious. . .

For me I personally do not agree with it considering that Im not all that in love with the whatever property and money. How low can you be? I have always known myself to earn my own money and to work hard for every single thing so i will not drop that low infront of my parents and his parents especially my FATHER. NO WAY! I will never loose to him and I will never bow to his money or his property. He can kiss my aunt fanny for all I care!

Well, I will tell them off that I dont agree with this and its not their life but mine. They have options to settle this problem.

1) Let me be and dont bug me and let me run my life like the way I wanted it to be. If I end up in deep shit, I will never ask for their help. . . Since when I ever ask for their helpanywayz? Never!

2) They can not admit me as their daughter anymore for all I care. Its their choice but for me, blood is thicker than water so no matter what. Their still my parents. And like I said, I dont need them to survive. I can live by my ownself without depending on them or anybody else.

Yeah, thats what I will do

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But fortunately for me, my parents let me do whatever I want to do with my life cause their the HIP parents of today's society


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Anthony!!! Do you want me to kill you right now? Am getting annoyed with your comments!

yes I not only disvirgined them all but I raped them.

AnthonyKil:
If men is stupid, women is even more stupid than ever

Dee. . . Thats it! Im not sending you the games CD. See if I care! HMM!