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My hobby is to dig as much booger as I can and flick it to someone's mouth

How many times you wanna post that? U want more e kisses from me abi? afta my lips dey turn to sausage lips ooo

Cyber kiss

disease:
@Gabby
Lets give ourselves cyber hug https://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002014B.gif

forget the hug. lets do cyber kisses.  

Ben20001:
I'm not interested

I have a cyber fart if you want

Again with your huh. this time its martial arts abi and you dey try to hold ya fart?

Mykolo. . . U this sef. . . why do I always have to wait for you!!!

Ben20001:
I'm pregnant

Yes. Ben is pregnant and he will be giving birth to a

a) Molerat

b) Octopus

c) Walnut

Since when you dey drink choc milk?

I cannot believe this but I think I like Mc Donals right now

spencer, please tell me Ive change

Disease, Well. . . malaysia is the same but am plannign a project to boom it up.

Disease!!! I miss you ooo. . .

DISEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OH SHAIT! AM I SEEING YOU? TELL ME YOU ARE HERE? TELL ME YOU HAVE JUST LIFTED UP MY SPIRIT LIKE 20%!!!!!         

Hey lets the guy be jor. . . He is a nice little pikin

Ben20001:
my fridge got spoilt last night

pele oooo so I assume today you have to eat expired goods? make sure you get ready toilet paper which is made from steel cause am sure you will shit out a buick afta that

are you sure? I got hear she only cooks for her pet donkey

Nothing much. Just fingting for ma rights.

GUYS! Thats sausage Mc Muffin is MINE!

Ben you and your huh. . . Have you not eaten your rat pie yet?

hello Stanley, how is Titilayo?

yEAP. U dont go there oo. . . never seen you.

These are actual answers on a McDonald’s application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid’s gonna go far…

NAME: Greg Bulmash.

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I’m worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

poster, are you good at joking? or are you a mily type? cause that both will get all the females to you

theres not much virgins left but they are still virgins.


Mind you, its stressfull being a virgin

Depends on what sorta blabla

I dont understand

The uniform has no pocket? Hmmm. . . It would be better if you could post a picture of it

Na lieeee. . . Me and Lagbaja are one of a kind.

no mind da rodent

ban or no ban, does not matter anymore

That be YAMAHA classical. . . . . my first guitar in the year 1995. memories. . . . Memories. . . Good ol memories. . . . . Lomade, i no see you on Afro

Alima alata? Omo alata? Who? Zaitun or Halimah?

Har Cheese wetin word?

still trying to get myself back to my original self. I think I need to go to Disney Land