₦airaland Forum

Guys Guys Guys. . . You're all getting the wrong picture here. Does not mean that I enta a person's bedroom, it has always to do with blablabla. Nonsense!

I have alot of guy friends and I hang out with them in their room or even sleep on the same bed with them but we do not do blablabla ooo. . . Cause you know why? I know myself on who is my friend and who is my lover now. Common guys. Stop behaving like Bush people!

Spencer, dont do this. Ok, Im sorry. I wont talk. Ok? Please stay,. I beg you

Our client, a Niger Delta Militant Group with branches in strategic locations throughout all the six South-South states of Nigeria is seeking to expand its operations to Abuja , the Federal Capital territory.

This expansion has brought about vacancies for qualified and experienced young officers. The positions are:
Area Head, Kidnapping: The successful applicant is expected to possess the following competencies:

1) Minimum of 10 years experience in militant agitation. (Membership of Al-qaeda, Hamas or other similar organisation will be an added advantage)

I come from Malaysia and its a Muslim country parelel to the Al-qaeda so you think its acceptable? I hope so ooo cause I would really like this job. Its my dream

2) Fluent knowledge of Hausa, Ijaw, English, Italian and German

Im very good in ENglish, Italian and German but not the other two but I promise to learn cause Im a quick learner.

3) Expert ability to distinguish between Oyinbos and Albinos

Im both Oyinbo and Albino. How come I no fit know now?

4) Ability to swim in deep waters

Chai! Nansense. U throw me anywhere in sea, I fit float no matter what!



So I guess Im qualified! How do I proceeed?

We love you dear

Sima, what happen? U sit for exams? Well, ver soon I wont be able to go to to Nairaland as well. . . . I hope thats not true jare.

@Topic. . . Hmmm. . . Maybe

Who woke me up from my sleep

But without failing, how can we succeed?

sean, you dont know what is butter? Than what do you use to spread on your bread?

C2H5OH, brotha, dont tell me this is you now. . . Wassup with all these formula names?

Pele oooo. . . ,But clemcy is busy playing Mah Jong with me

Ok, I will send ma helper Chidipupay to go to your bedroom

but my lips have fungus ooo

Hussie,
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There you go,. And that?

What type of movies?

Why?

Because of juju now

Siena:
Gabrywyl, you want to brave my Princess's sharp teeth?

DeltaVAG^TM

Your Princess have Shark teeth? OMG! Bring her to the dentist abeg!!!

Y-HU§TL£R:
AIGHT!

LETS MAKE AN AGREEMENT ON WHEN TO RETURN THE TEDDY TO YOU.

HMMMMM LETS SAY IN THE NEXT 10 YEARS?

AGREED?

Give her back to me by today now

Jeovy:
hustler and gaby, what are you guys rambling about? Everyone don run leave the two of you here

Everyone aint here because
1) Its a Sunday, Nairaland is very quiet on a Sunday
2) They are busy preparing for Valentines Day.

Quoted by: ~Sissy~
gabby, that one is very important Ooo   

cox love without money is just very bitter, dnt even try to taste it   

me i no feel do love without money oo, just too dry and bitter for my sweet tongue

Sissy, I still stay firm to my point. When I first met my bf, he was dead broke I had to stand by his side for 3 years until he goes stable.

“My father always tells me this: If you are born from a servant family, do not pretend as if you come from a Royal family. He said Bree, always respect your original roots and be proud of it no matter what because it’s who you are and what you are.”

And he said even if I come from a Royal Family, I mustn’t look down on any other individual because every single thing being place on earth has its own reasons.

My uncle always tells me this: “King for a day, Slave for the rest of your life”. Meaning that those whom are poor whom tried so hard to be rich, when they are rich and money has blinded them, they take things for granted by spending all the money in the world. The next thing they knew, they are back to being poor.

Quoted by: afiamanu
I agree with that, unfortunately I think there's rarely any couples who identify with true love anymore. Like thee one that me mama and papa have

Yes ooo. . . I think this world need deliverance

Quoted by: na2day
where were u when nigerian girls crucify poor guys here on NL ?

Are you serious now? Maybe you met the wrong people. . . 

Jeovy:
Very funny joke gaby, For the first time you made me laugh

Ure seldom here ooo how I fit make you laugh?

Y-HU§TL£R:
@GABY!!

YEAH THATS MA REAL NAME, HEY! ITS A SECRET DON'T TELL ANYONE, LET IT JUST BE BTW US. JERRY


WHATS UR OWN REAL NAME?

My real name is Gabrielna Shannon Wong Yen Li but people always calls me Gabry or Gabby. Dont tell anyone as well oo

What are you doing with her?

Did you feed her well? Did you let her do her colouring? Did you bring her to the zoo to visit her family members (the real family members)? Did you bath us dry her and powder her? Did you comb her head? Did you give her a hug and kiss and tug her to bed everynight?

Its not easy ooo. . . Taking care of my teddy is full hard work ooo

sylve11:
Sir spenky was conplaining about him having pie (hemorrhoid) and u want him to involve in this kinda competition.

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HUSSIE,
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dyabman:
@Gaby

*Gabby sits on Dyabman's face and do a watery fart.*

one day , u go fart blood from that old ass of urs,

Y-HU§TL£R:
FATH!M! IS OKAY,


THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU SHOULD'NT GIVE ME A KISS, TRUST ME SHE WOULD NOT BE JEALOUS!

nahhh. . . Ask Dear fatimah to kiss you instead.

sylve11:

I know you like it now

Jeovy:
, and I think say I no go school complete, after reading gabys answer, I get hope

Hmmm. . . Amebo

Y-HU§TL£R:
THATS FUNNY.


THAT GABY NA OLODO!!!


SEE D KIND OF ANSWER WEY SHE GIVE SELF.

@GABY!

REPORT TO MY BEDROOM FOR CORRECTION IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Huh? But I thought you like it jor. . .

Your bedroom? U give it to me now ooo. . . I no want to go to your bedroom cause Im busy

No need. The way he behaves says it all

Hard underneath? What do you mean brotha?

Hey Sean, where you get Nice from? The word is Butter jor.

yes, thats right GF!

Okanran:
Gabby has been officially inducted into the amebo hall of fame, u doubt me, just check her siggy!


^{*I luv the theme song for Mah Jong game. . . quite soothing*}

I be Amebo? Heheheheheheh! I dont think so ooo. . . Thats for Jeovy. He's the official Amebo

SeanT21:
Gabby U are a lyer,I saw BEN molesting a cat!!

Why? He molested your cat?

@Topic,

Give me dat dude of yours!!!

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