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clemcykul:
hmmm
@gab wen u hang in a guys room wat happens? they are ur friends yeah for real, but friends could end up being lovers, that calls for the unpredictability of life.

Nahhhhhh. . . I already have a lover why would I have another one? I no want oo and I find it disgraceful. So to the rest, I dont care ooo. . . No such thing a lover here.

Y-HU§TL£R:
@GABY!!


EDUCATE THEM, I GUESS ALL OF 'EM SAYING NONSENSE ARE NOT WELL EDUCATED AND THINKS EVERYONE THAT ENTERS A BEDROOM IS GOING THERE FOR BLA BLAAAAAAAAA!!!


COMMON GUYS NO BE SOO O OO O

@GABY HOW ARE U DOING TODAY ANYWAY?

Ahhhhh Thank God You're a rare breed. I dey fine jare. How your side?

Are you in trance?

Yes except that I pluck the blabla area.

Thanks Dani, I shall hunt all "toot" dudes without mercy

Please forgive him. He is born with Asperger syndrome. . .

Webster, so you mean to say that Stanley is calling me Gabry Ghana must go?

Spencer, you betta explain now

See scary cats above me

Dont dey challenge me wit your fart now

Nahhh Two seperate diff people

spenchuks:
at least the name pikin is better than nnamani na

HUH   Is it that bad?    

STANLEY! YOU BETTA EXPLAIN!  

dani1luv:
With sands

Chei see pikins
Oya two of you ; go do ur homeworks

I dont do my homework, People do my homework for me    

sylve11:
aunty gabby where is ma money u and clumsy stole from my pyjama's pocket?

So now Im your aunt right? Jolly Good. By next week, Ill be your grandma!   And pele ooo. . . we stile your pocket money to buy teddy's

Ben20001:
dani, what are you doing in Ibkaye's bedroom

What else? To pluck her armpit hair  

Ok, and what does nnamni means to you?

Spens, Does not mean I play that Im a pikin now  

Clemcie, but. . . But. . . You promise to play bwit me ooo

Momma says that that I can go and play!

Spencer vs Stanley. . .

Hmmm. . . Who shall I trust? SHAIT! This is hard!!!

Lolabbey:
y u no wan go now?abi u dey fear?no fear my sis,notin dey hapen

If you no dey fear, I dey give una the honors to comot yaself there than.  

dani1luv:
You nor knw say gabby, sylve, romade, clemcy we re all twins

yes and Im the eldest

In that case Tyty, am all suitable for the job. When do I start?

Stanley, you need to explain your statement. . .

Stanley, Lomade, you need to report to Hussies Bedroom. I no fit go. Thank you very much.

How is this possible? Alot of Nairaland ladies which I met are basically really nice and good at heart folks ooo. . . . . Their just playin with you thats all

Eyonigger, no I dont know what you mean. Am sorry but please do explain

Do you have to bring this thread back from the dead?

And she calling her a monkey was a joke aight? Why cant you understand that? It does not sound offensive in anywayz.

But Im busy jor. Ok, if you no want ma assistant, how about ma partner Loamde?

Ok ooo Hussie. I give up. Seun has told me about the recession and he said it will last for 3 years so he said that I should not waste ink.

Ben20001:
_{porn and romance}

Tufiakwa!

Y-HU§TL£R:
HMMMM LOVE MOVIES, LIKE JERRY AND SHANN

Correction! U mean like Jerry & Fatimah abi?

And pele ooo, My pinky no like ROmantic movies. She's more of an action / comedy sorta girl

Lomade and Ben, nice ones.  

As for me, wake up at 5am and wake my handsome up for his morning exercise. I go and shower, blow dry my hair, make up while my handsome go take a shower.

He comes out and helps me put on my Corsett (or how do you spell it?) than I put on my new dress. Than he put on his new clothes. We see if theres anything wrong with each other and give each other a final touch.

We get into the car and drive to church.

I take deep breaths while my babe sits at the congregation and I sit at the choir area. And I do a few vocal exercises. La di da La di da. Its my sister's wedding and Im singing.      

After that we take alot of pictures and we have a small cocktail reception. Than I get home, quickly dress into my working clothes and together with my babe we go to the Function hall where the wedding dinner will be held. I do few rounds and see my checklist to ensure that everything is in order from the performers to the caterers to the table seatings to the PA Syste, the sound system, the Projectors. When all is in tip top, I will brief the usherers on what to do.

la di da ladi da ldi da  

Night time is the Wedding receoption. Dragon dance will be the introduction to the performances. Than there will be modern dancing and traditional dancing and than I will be singing for the first dance on the bride and groom. ARGHHHHH! I feel like puking just thinking about it!!!     Singing All The Way . . . SHAIT!      

And then there will be  a free dancing at the end and then one session of dance Ill be singing again!       Pon de Replay - . . .

And than its over !

Hussie, nahhh. . . I dont feel like it ooo

No mind him Baba Ngozi. Something is wrong with him obviously.


@Topic,

Hell Yeah!

Poster, no I dont think women are equal to men and I dont think men are equal to women either. Men has their own role in life and women has their own as well. Thats how we were made and both capabilities once combined together and use wisely, it will favout both sexes. Thats God's idea when he created all of us.