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Jcob:
Anal sucker

Ahahahahahahhaha!

@topic,

ma partner in crime

Ok I wanted to say something but I think I better pass. . .

blackmann:
But looking at the situation, don't u feel the guy seems to be being taken for a ride? Atimes, girls can be funny. A guy might think he's trying to win the girl's affection, meanwhile the girl herself is laughing behind his back at his "naivety and stupidity", feeling that she should just continue to use the poor dude to solve any problem she feels he can solve for her. don't u think the girl should know that she's behaving out of context, should she not know she's hurting his feelings? or is the girl just plain Dumb and Immature?

Guy, stop generalizing. Every girl on earth is different in their own way. Like I said, tell her what are you not comfortable with and see what is her actions and reactions.

I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dani1luv - one of the most well mannered guy which I have met on Nairaland and also he is my E-Brother ,

Michelin89 - I loveeee her threads / topic starters and I love all of her point of view. It really inspires me alot  

Mukina2 - Sometimes I wonder with so many sections which Seun has given her, she has not complaint sha. This lady dey be multiskilled and she reminds me of an octopus     and thats why I admire her,

Mustay - Mustay Mustay Mustay. . . What can I say? Ure one of the most matured Nairalanders I've ever met!    

Shaz - Who no go like Shazzy? She's adorable   and those whom mock the hell out of her should go and eat ma Panty Hose FOOL~!  

~Sauron~ - MY GOD! He rap like blazing HOT HOT HOT HOT! DMAN HOTTT!!!!! Who go mock him say he no fit be moderator shall get a dirty slap from moi!!! HMM!  

Seant21 - HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Ma sista from anotha motha!  

StephenP - Goodness! I could have sworn that maybe he is Mustay's brother ooo. . . . Both have the same mentality of matureness. . .  

Tgirl4real - Damn! I just love her. I love her presence, I love her attitude, I love her God given talents! She's da bomb!  

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Other comments:-

Lalaboi - Na waaa ooo. . . This dude dey jelous say I got hot hot date with SeanT21  

Phemour - He seemed serious on Nairaland but do not be fooled by his seriiousness ooo. . . Da dude be the ultimate clown! And I no friend him cause he dey bully me.  

DualCore - Are you still a top class flirterer?  

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Ex Moderator:-

SAM MILLA - Long live Baba Sam Milla! The joke section was realy intact when he was around and I shall never ever ver forget him!    

Siena - I have never spoken or really get to know him and I actually hope to know him one day its because I heard from people that he is actually a very good moderator and I like his posts and his presence.


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To the rest, Pele ooo but I dont really know you guys but hoping to know you.

Do you like them? What is your general comments about them?
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2 lovers WHAT?? Na waa ooo. . . U said you have no hummer how you fit have 2 lovers naw?

Poster. . . . . Hmmmm. . . . . I seriously dont know. . . To be honest with you. If theres something which my guy does and I dont like it but he cannot help it, to be honest with you, I can bare it and eventually forget about it because of how much I love him. . .

I just dont know what to say about your gf. Sometimes I wonder does she like loves you or she loves you not to snore when you are sleeping?

Gosh poster, I dont like your girl. Typical Ajebota I presume,. . .   If she comes here, Ill bring her to the Street market in China and feed her with rat soup and BBQ Worms and if she dont eat, than starve. . . HMM! 

As simple as this, if you aint payin for your food, you shut the hell up and swallow! If you are payin, than you can decide whatever you want to eat! She no get mind say alot of other people would die to eat an insect for a living. . . 

Poster,

What I can say is that we are all humans and none of us were born perfect. She could have behave as such without even realizing it and you shouldnt even want to break up with her without consolling her. Have you spoken to her about how you feel when she behaves as such before emerging yourself to a breakup?

Im advising you based on what ive experienced. I have done many bad things in the past towards my bf and I actually did not realize it untill he told me what Ive done which upsets him.

I realize it and I appreciate him telling me cause then I would know in the future on what does he like and what does he not like and I change. I will also tell him the same and he would try to change.

It has made our relationship stronger and wiser.

A mother superior called 3 nuns and asked them to do a sin or something wrong

Then a little later, one came back and was crying

"Why? What did you do?" asked the mother superior

"I picked flowers in the garden."

"Ok your sins are forgiven, go drink the holy water."

The nun did as told, then another nun came, she was also crying

"Why? What did you do?"

"I stole a candy from a kid"

"Ok your sins are forgiven, go drink the holy water."

She also did as told,

Then the last nun came, but she was roaring with laughter

"Why? What did you do?" asked the mother superior sternly

"I peed in the holy water" came the reply

eyonigger:
You are such an inspiration, I mean, cnt even say much, i dey feel u die, Although I jst dnt know how to tell her, I jst do not know.

Ok, on second thought, I was thinking. . . Do you spend alot of time with her? Cause if you dont, I suggest you start ooo cause than you both can get to know more of each other but if you have and you still dont find any click with her maybe you could ask her on how does she feels about you and ask her about her mind about you.

There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:

Lady: "Hello?" "Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?"

Man: "Yes."

Lady: "Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat,  It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

Man: "What's the price?"

Lady: "Only $1,500.00"

Man: "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much, "

Lady: "Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ,  and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year, "

Man: "What price did he quote you?"

Lady: "Only $60,000, "

Man: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

Lady: "Great! Before we hang up, something else, "

Man: "What?"

Lady: "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and, I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property, "

Man: "How much are they asking?"

Lady: "Only $450,000,  a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover, "

Man: "Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"

Lady: "OK, sweetie,  Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

Man: "Bye,  I do too,


" The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?" 

oleigh:
i rather spend my val with my mother than spend it wit any lady

Awww. . . How sweet. . .

Y-HU§TL£R:
@GABY,

WELL IF YOU SAY ITS NONSENSE FINE. SINCE WE HAVE BEEF ITS A NORMAL THING FOR EVERYTHING I DO TO BE NONSENSE. THATS THE FACT.

SO I ACCEPT THAT MY POSTE IS NONSENSE, BUT AT LEAST YOU SEE PPL WHO POSTED SHOWING THEIR APPRECIATION. IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD TRY AND COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER TO POSTE INSTEAD OF SITTING BACK THERE BEEFING ME. YOU SHOULD HAVE BETTER THING DOING BABAY GIRL.

TAKE KIA.
HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN.

Ah Ah. . . So you wanna challenege me and thats why you are hittin me to begin with? Seriously dude, I aint got time right now.havent you heard? Otherwise you would see me postin all over the threads like I use to.

Look, if you want to declare yoursef as th King of joks, you go ahead ooo. Nothing is stoppin you.

I did not declared myself as funny so I got nothing to loose aight.

Hooray to you! The new King of Jokes afta Baba Sam Milla! You happy now?

Y-HU§TL£R:
HEY! GABY, THAT WOULD BE VERY NICE IF YOU GO FOR GOOD SOONER, YOU NEED SOMETIME TO PUT URSELF BACK TOGETHER AND DELIVER GOOD JOKES TO THE PEOPLE AND NOT PICTURES THAT MAKES ONE SICK.

PLEASE GO FOR GOOD, IT WOULD REALLY REALLY SUITE YOU SINCERELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh puleaseee. . . Do you think your jokes are funny? The only reason why you'e hittin on me its because Im a foreignor and thats all. You, a piece of chicken shit would not dare bash up your fellow brothers or sisters whom mess up.

I have decided to go its because you newbies are making this place boring and its getting more boring every single day. And thats the reason why the others has left as well so dont be so full of yourself.

This is my last message to you. You can say whatever you want after that because I aint coming back here.

webdezzi:
*strips gaby of her ego*

Yeah, what do you know? You basically know nothing. Dont judge or say if you did not witness it.

People always dey look at my post and only my post and follow me left right and centre and for wetin? No work atall! 

honeric01:
Me 2 Naira? Ooomuaah if i catch you, i will sell you for Alaba as bonus

Why you no go like 2 Naira? The rest I dey price only 1 Naira ooo. . . Somemore there's is 1Naira and I give the tenant change back jor. Yours be 2Naira nett!Consider yourself lucky  . . 

U go sell me in Alaba abi? No use naa cause I originally come from there sef

Tgirl4real:
Wonders will never end . . .

Gaby, u are crazy o

Wetin I do now

What do you mean?

WHAT?

I have my reasons jor

Nairaland jokes section naaa. Today will be my last day here.

Dani, just remove my name from the list. Thank you.

I just want to leave for good thats all.

Hey! you, i am not trying to beef you, but at least this is meant to be a humour section, but ur poste is making me sick.

Yes other ppl poste nonsense too, thats none of ma business. The reason my attention is on you, is just because i have been hearing alot abt you. I heard ur funny and good in humour, i really liked that to be sincerely speaking. But when i checked this poste it made me sick!!!

I was expecting something better and humorous from you, after all i have been hearing about you. SO GAB YOU SHOULD TRY AND DO SOMETHING BETTER INSTEAD OF SITTING BACK THERE POSTING NONSENSE.

First of all, why the hell do you want to care what other people think of me? And from where did you hear all this nonsense about me being funny? So you basically just judge on this one topic where the pic I got from Infobaba and you dey vex a million hundred times? U are obviously ignorant and being a YAM Head!

Suite me on what I want to post and it aint your business man. . .

Anyways, you wont be hearing from me preety soon as Im leaving for good. Good day!

Yes, the more Nairalanders are getting paranoid. Oh Well brain_tea AKA DAMI! GOTCHA! Looser!


Dani, enough with this voting thing ooo. . . Anyways, Im stoppin here. Take care.