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I like Bald sexy guys

ok ooo

oyb:
it is an established fact that men all over the world lie to get the panties to drop

nigerian chicks as 'good' girls cannot engage in the no frills bonking that their western counterparts are into. as such ' utilizing the words ' i love u' can be considered an essential part of the mating dance. back in school one of my more promiscuous friends more or less pointed this out to me. he took the girl out on a date blah blah blah - when it was time to consummate the mating ritual, the girl started blathering about how - you just want to use me - i think she was even crying , though i really can't remeber . apparently this is all part of the ritual, so my friend without wasting time said the open sesame ' i love u' and akison commenced

'i am going to marry' you is also based on what can best be referred to as the duplicituos hypocrisy (abeg no shoot me o) that so many nigerians demonstrate. fornication is a sin - but if its with your fiance its not really a sin or at least its not casual sex . . . another of my friends was a master of the i will marry you thingy, and it worked wonders .

Thank you. Thats what I wanted to know.

see Ariblaze. . . now you believe me? I guess only you no go say that oooo. . . you and Dani.

ztyle:
Gaby hubby is doinq great work

And who is your husband?

Y-HU§TL£R:
HEY MAMI, IF YOU DNT LIKE IT THEN THATS UR BUSINESS. MAYBE YOU SHOULD START CRYING COS I'M GONNA POSTE MORE IF POSSIBLE

FOR NOW I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I NEVER KNEW THAT YOU WERE A FOREIGNER, SO DON'T TAKE MA BEEF PERSONAL.

so now Im your mami abi? very good oooo

dyabman:
Give chelsea Babel for Malouda,

I didnt know you love footbal Football head

Quoted by: nightrider

I have a female friend who says she doesn't care if her husband cheats, as long as he respects her to keep it away from her.
i was amazed. Does it mean that a woman's problem with cheating is only when its rubbed in their faces.
So if your man keeps it on the downlow, you chics won't mind at all. Abi is it only her.

thats what I told my bf before. I told him that if he has ever cheated me, ensure that he clear his tracks and dont let me know. Its because I really love him and I could not bare to see the bad side of him. thats why, yeah. . . but this dude dey tell me everything and many times he made me really upset. . .

alexbragga:
i dont know why a woman would ever feel that a man would never have an extra marital affair, men are made that way just like most other species, men will stray, as simple as night and day no matter the status.so i think its better to just go ahead and be a wife and if your man not bringing any drama home, sope tie

good. I hope you guys maintain it that way so that we ladies would have space kept for us in heaven when we die. Happy meeting with satan and Hitler.

What do you mean by what happen?

The poster said he dont know how to tell his gf that she could not cook jor. Any advise for the poster?

Tgirl4real:
I haven't been a MOD for long, but I am speechless right now. Thanks gabby

Even when you were not a Moderator, i have always admired you jor.

~Sauron~:
PRICELESS!!!
Meanwhile, i want to learn Malay language.
Watching u spitting in Pidgin makes me jealous.

Really? U want to be my third student?

dani1luv:
AWWWW!!! THANKS

Dani, am sorry for everything. . .

Dani, can you slap the following people for me?

1) Y Hustler
2) Ztyle
3) Studio43
4) Airforce1
5) Infobaba
6) Jeovy

Thank you very much

shake

Nope. Looks like a Small Fries Pikin to me

Quoted by: Ehise99

shut up lardo

Am I talking to you gay? Go dig your grave and kiss your aunt fanny fool! 

Posted by: Czarskit

@ gabrywyl
Wait oh! Not yet! Ma profile pic is ugly & outdated. . .

I'll start a controversial topic which'll require I post a new pic. . .

Ahahaha! too late! I have done it. I have done the survey poll with 8 ladies. 4 said they would rape you if they saw you in reality and the other four look like down syndrome beavers

but are ladies that ditsy to even fall for that? Just because he said he loves you you go pull down your pants and open your legs for him? Thats ridiculous dont you think so?

Ariblaze,


You better believe it now because alot of peeps here dey believe this.
Its the real hard cold fact

Y Hustler, You are getting more annoying each day posting all this unsensible pictures. . . . Please go back to your hole will ya? 

STOP ALL THIS CRAP!

Seun:
You don't. Because she already knows.

Ahahahaha!

@ Poster,

Does she eat her own food? Cause if she does, I bet she should know it tasted like shait!

Sisi and Ariblaze,

I know he is not serious and so is many ther Naija dudes but why do they keep doing that? And like they go simply take your pictures without your knowledge and the next you knew, they use your pic as their wall paper! And they see you and keep chasing after you claiming their love for you? I mean dont you think that is nuts?

HAAAA!!!! Even on Nairaland dey e like Instant Noodle ooo. . . See this:-

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Lmao! Now I know you are just playing.

Good one. . . hehehehehe.   
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I am having a crush on u.

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Na waaa! See what Im saying. Instant Noodle.

Oh well. 3 wives now!

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Na waaa! See what Im saying. Instant Noodle.

Oh well. 3 wives now!   

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Love is a bird, it flies ,  I can cut the two of um off for sisi.

References: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-227236.64.html             

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-227236.96.html

This is what I mean. Naija guys are constantly doing things like this. . . . . Dont dey deny anymore Ariblaze. Its a fact that MOST Naija guys just dey simply say all this love love thing like nansense!

Im always satisfied with an Average Joe

Sisi Jinx:
Hmmm, I'd think they fact that girls give it up like candy makes saying "I Love you" a moot point but then again men are confusing lots. So let me see if I have this right, guys are quick to say I love you to certain girls because they've heard these girls give it up like candy?

Interesting.

Please let's explore that possibility.

LOL

JJYOU:
sisi is an ole lady from bukina faso

@ topic most naija people dont tell truth by lifestyle

u believe their i love u at your own peril

hmmm. . . I heard ooo but they should push it too far naaa. . . . . Like one of them! SHAIT! He even had my picture in his wallet Im like WTH!

Pele ooo I saw it but I dont know you were th Moderator of which section Can you please lead me on the right path? Thanks

Czarskit:
Looool @ all. . .
Y una dey ignore me? I said I'm one of the men that loves gab!

We all know you dey be clown  

smooooooth:
i have been in love and felt like getting married more than 200 times.

Ha! There you go. See ariblaze? One good example. Good for you lover boy!

dani1luv:
@ gabby
read ur siggy carefully

Whats wrong with it?

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This might sound stupid to you guys but when you put a Nigerian, a Liberian, Zimbabwean, Ghanian and a Jamaican man infront of me. I can tell who is from where by looking at their outlook, the way they walk and the way they talk. And like I said, Im not stupid

@gabrywyl

a nigerian football club

you are a regular in a Nigerian website

wont that suggest, that its you that have a thing for this guys

or maybe note i could be wrong oo, and if i am i sincerely apologise

maybe they heard that you and them people you spoke of, give it up like candy when you hear i am nigerian

The reason why I came here its bcause I am dating a Nigerian and I wanted to learn how to type in Pidgin. And mind you, I wasnt the one falling for any men to begin with and it took him 1 year to toast me. So no, you are wrong. Ok, If its me, tell me why other ladies are also claiming so?

Folly!!!!! Wassup hommie!

Czarskit , na waaa to you ooo

ariblaze:
@poster

where in the convo did john say

he was nigerian?

and i am sure you wont be soo well. . . .

that you think every black guy you see has to be nigerian

Because it is a Nigerian football club. Thats why and also I know almost everyone there in general. Hello. . . They are many different kinds of black guys around the world and to be honest, I do not just judge people  like that. Am not that stupid.

dani1luv:
gabrywyl Nigerians are in Your country

and Moreover i hope you are not lieing

if you arent

How do you know his name is John

I know most of their names naaa just that I treat most of them as aquaintences. And he said his name was John ooo. . .