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Na waa for you ohh. What else, the story above nna

Thanks Mykali.

2ndly, wetin you mean? have you and Spens read it already?

hohohoho

Uhm. . . . Whats wrong?

and what is sokoto?

Hmm. . . Spens, if you go hear my voice, you will get turn on mehn. . .

wetin be shokoto?

re you encouraging me to get a plastic surgery?

No he didnt. . . No touch how to give nna

see you yeye

But Im not a male nna. How?

CHEI!!!! OHHHH. . . U mean as in a real baby

What we meant is bf/lover nna

Na waaaa!

Whats wrong with Chase?

Too young Na waaa. . . So when can I have my love  

Chase

yes nna. Are you not aware?

Dani, have you already read it?

ok

blame the first man?

Love is so blind that even people with frog eyes cannot see

Dani, when have I ever misbehave hia?

Sexy, uhm. . . I'm speechless. I hope things work fine for you though.

But da dracula be friends with Jesus nna

Thanks sha

How did Black people become Black. My grandma go tell me this story naaa. . .

Once upon a time, everyone on earth was originally created black and than God wanted to differenciate us like he did to Dogs and cats and birds and etc so he created a big pail of water. He go tell all of us, dip ourselves in the water and we will be fair. The more water we use, the more fairer we become.

The first batch of people go dip full body fom head to toe and God declared them as WHite people.

The second batch of people go dip and because the water was getting lesser, so they became yellow and God declared them as Asians

The third batch of people go dip and also because the water was even lesser than the 2nd batch of water, so therefore they are brown and there you have it, the hispanics, Indians, Arabs and etc.

And the last batch of people saw the pail that there were only like a small batch of water in the pail and its not enough to dip in so the only thing which is enough for them is for their palms and under feet.

So there you have it. Black people.

u mean you both are apart?

Wetin I do now? I go speak the truth sha

Isn't he with you?

Uhm. . . Whats wrong?

Ok peeps, Ive been away for the last few days and am back. Anyways, I would like to share with you guys something I have encountered on the deck at sea and I find it hillarious. don't know if you guys would feel the same way but here goes:-


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We have a lady janitor to clean the toilet at the deck and she is a big lady (Refer to picture below. She is around that size). Anywayz, she have decided to dress up sexily one day that she wore a tube and very very tight mini skirt. It was so tight that she obviously looked like a stuffed German Sausage.     

When she went on deck, I was shocked out of my life but who am I to judge?   And then out of nowhere, my colleagues, the engineers, the welders and the fitters started laugjing loudly and they go say this naaaa:-

Guy A: DAMN! Look at this. . . Does she look like a Walrus or what?!?
Guy B: Yeah, she'll make one hell of a sexy walrus alright!
Guy A: So Guy B, am sure if you hump her tonight, you'll be flatter than your original size. Haha!
Guy B: Nah. . .  I am not worthy for her and besides, Id rather not have sex at all if she's is the only woman on earth.  Hmm, thinking about it, I don't think both our Cocks could reach this thick fat walrus meat. LMAO!   

And they continue on laughing, teasing and whistling at her   

And than the lady janitor go answa them back as such:-

Lady: Laugh as much as you want. Just don't make me go there and sit on you till your whole body go stuck in between my asshole. When its stucked there, Ill fart so hard that your eyeballs will drop down to your nostrils. And than I will go get a chopstick to dig you out from my anus hole. HA!

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Na waaa OOOO. . . . Who knows theres still such peeps as such on earth. . .