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Jokes EtcRe: I Don't Want To Go To School by Gabry(f): 8:42am On Nov 17, 2008
as far as I know, the only monkey hia is Infobaba. undecided
Jokes EtcRe: This is FOR REAL by Gabry(op): 8:40am On Nov 17, 2008
See proof of being a pikin grin

An adult would not really bother what pencil to use as long as its a pencil and its usable smiley
Jokes EtcRe: This is FOR REAL by Gabry(op): 8:20am On Nov 17, 2008
among all the classes, you had to go to nursery to borrow a pencil? Hmm. . . very suspicious. . . undecided
Jokes EtcRe: I Don't Want To Go To School by Gabry(f): 8:17am On Nov 17, 2008
of course, Im only human cool
Jokes EtcRe: I Don't Want To Go To School by Gabry(f): 8:00am On Nov 17, 2008
dani1luv:
den hw u come accross ur pikin undecided
U mean the adopted ones? They are all adopted nna

Ray-sima:
which kin monkey pikin u dey ask about? tongue
I wonder sef undecided
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokees, Share Ur Views by Gabry(f): 7:59am On Nov 17, 2008
But it look so wowowogly nne. Have you ever seen a real dracula teeth first ?
Jokes EtcRe: Where's Gaby by Gabry(f): 7:57am On Nov 17, 2008
Na waaa! Sagginghuh No wonda he got food poisoning. Those boobs must have been expired lipsrsealed embarassed
Jokes EtcRe: Post A Joke by Gabry(f): 7:57am On Nov 17, 2008
good one. Keep it up girl smiley
Jokes EtcRe: This is FOR REAL by Gabry(op): 7:56am On Nov 17, 2008
Oh ya. than why you go nursery rhyme school yesterday?
Jokes EtcRe: Where's Gaby by Gabry(f): 7:19am On Nov 17, 2008
i dont know whether to call him a boy or younger than that because I saw him wearing diapers just now undecided
Jokes EtcRe: This is FOR REAL by Gabry(op): 7:19am On Nov 17, 2008
youth? hmm. . . . but you still look like a pikin to me cheesy
HealthRe: How Healthy Is Cooking With Microwave Oven? by Gabry(f): 7:17am On Nov 17, 2008
Just to share another thing about microwave:-

THIS INFORMATION NEEDS TO BE SHARED!

Micro waved water - one MUST read

A 26-year old guy decided to have a cup of coffee. He took a cup of water and put it in the microwave to heat it up (something that he had done numerous times before).

I am not sure how long he set the timer for, but he told me he wanted to bring the water to a boil. When the timer shut the oven off, he removed the cup from the oven. As he looked into the cup, he noted that the water was not boiling, but instantly the water in the cup 'blew up' into his face.

The cup remained intact until he threw it out of his hand but all the water had flown out into his face due to the build up of energy. His whole face is blistered and he has 1st and 2nd degree burns to his face, which may leave scarring. He also may have lost partial sight in his left eye, While at the hospital, the doctor who was attending to him stated that this is fairly common occurrence and water (alone) should never be heated in a microwave oven. If water is heated in this manner, something should be placed in the cup to diffuse the energy such as: a wooden stir stick, tea bag, etc. It is however a much safer choice to boil the water in a teakettle.

General Electric 's (GE) response:

Thanks for contacting us. I will be happy to assist you. The e-mail that you received is correct. Micro waved water and other liquids do not always bubble when they reach the boiling point. They can actually get superheated and not bubble at all. The superheated liquid will bubble up out of the cup when it is moved or when something like a spoon or teabag is put into it. To prevent this from happening and causing injury, do not heat any liquid for more than two minutes per cup. After heating, let the cup stand in the microwave for thirty seconds before moving it or adding anything into it.

If you pass this on , you could very well save someone from a lot of pain and suffering.
Jokes EtcRe: Where's Gaby by Gabry(f): 6:59am On Nov 17, 2008
Yes, he be original smiley
Jokes EtcRe: This is FOR REAL by Gabry(op): 6:56am On Nov 17, 2008
You no pikin? Really? So you be grandma now? shocked lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: This is FOR REAL by Gabry(op): 6:40am On Nov 17, 2008
HeeHee. This is what I call pikin's mind for hia. I hope your twin Ibkaye is doing well well grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Chose A New Moderator For The Jokes Section by Gabry(f): 6:02am On Nov 17, 2008
Oh ya! Encourage cat fight for hia  grin

Abeg, fight nicely. Dont jump too much or we all can see your beaver. smiley
Jokes EtcRe: This is FOR REAL by Gabry(op): 3:54am On Nov 17, 2008
Ray-sima:
ehmm. . @gaby
don't tell mi u've been feedin on burgers which resulted in u being lipsrsealed shocked
Nope, just cause I eat a whole horse every single day and Id rather be fat than slim.

Ray-sima:
but that lady in d pix luks like WTF!!! shocked shocked shocked
your meaning of WTF is like wetin? You think she's hot or wogly or wetin?
HealthLadies, Do Not Put Your Water Bottle In The Car by Gabry(op): 2:46am On Nov 17, 2008
[size=15pt]Drinking bottled water left in your car is very dangerous to women[/size]

This is how [size=15pt]Sheryl Crow got breast cancer.[/size]
She was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and said this same exact thing!

This has been identified as the most common cause of the high levels in breast cancer、especially in Australia .

A friend whose mother was recently diagnosed with breast cancer.
The Doctor told her that [size=15pt]women should not drink bottled water that has been left in a car.[/size]

The doctor said that the heat and the plastic of the bottle have certain chemicals that can lead to breast cancer.
So please be careful and do not drink bottled water that has been left in a car and pass this on to all the women in your life.

This information is the kind we need to know and be aware of and it just might save a life.

The heat causes toxins from the plastic to leak into the water and they have found these toxins in breast tissue.

[size=15pt]Use a stainless steel Canteen or a glass bottle when you can!![/size]

LET EVERYONE WHO HAS A WIFE / GIRLFRIEND / DAUGHTER KNOW PLEASE!!


Open the windows after you enter your car
In brief, the above article says -

According to research done by a U.C.L.A study, the car dashboard, sofa, air freshener will emit Benzene, a cancer causing toxin (carcinogen). In addition to causing cancer, it poisons your bones, causes anemia, and reduces white blood cells. Prolonged exposure will cause Leukemia, increasing the risk of cancer. May also cause miscarriage.
Acceptable Benezene level indoors is 50 mg per sq. ft. A car parked indoors with the windows closed will contain 400-800 mg of Benezene! If parked outdoors under the sun at a temperature above 60 degrees F, the Benezene level goes up to 2000-4000 mg, 40 times the acceptable level. The people inside the car will inevitably inhale an excess amount of the toxin.


It is recommended that you open the windows and door to give time for the interior to air out before you enter. Benzene is a toxin that affects your kidney and liver, and is difficult for your body to expel.

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HealthRe: Wrong Places To Keep Your Hp's. Beware! by Gabry(op): 2:45am On Nov 17, 2008
I receive this from an email. Better be safe than sorry though
HealthWrong Places To Keep Your Hp's. Beware! by Gabry(op): 2:29am On Nov 17, 2008
Please take note,[size=15pt] do not put the handphone near to ur head when sleeping. [/size]

This morning I heard a sad real story from my colleague. She told me [size=15pt]one of her friend always miscarriage when the baby 2-3 months old for few times continuously in few years time.[/size] The couple went to check with many doctors and lastly one of the doctor check on the death baby and found out the baby's body cells keeping die when baby growing up until he/she cannot be survived. This is because[size=15pt] her uterus has been affected by HANDPHONE radiation.[/size] The doctor told she has no chance to get baby no matter how because [size=15pt]the radiation affected her uterus which the major portion of her uterus cells already death, cannot carry healthy baby. [/size] All this because of [size=15pt]she has been keeping her handphone in her working jacket which the position just right to the uterus position for few years time.[/size] Please beware and take note the consequences is not worth.

Dearest family members,

Please do not overlook the handphone radiation which will affect our health or body organs. Please put away your handphone when ever you don't need it much .

Guys,

Please [size=15pt]do not keep your handphone near to the kidney position and pants pocket [/size] as this will hurt and affect your 'production' if you plan to get baby.

The other doctor also advice another friend to [size=15pt]keep away handphone to her new born baby to avoid radiation to baby's brain and cells. [/size] Do not let the baby or toddler play with the handphone for long time. This is because the small young baby or toddler still very fragile and most probably they cannot take the radiation.

Please remind yourself[size=15pt] do not sleep together with your handphone or put next to your bed.[/size] Keep away any other electronic goods (such as TV also) which got radiation away from your bedroom to reduce risk as we have to sleep few hours a day in our bedroom at night. [size=15pt]Do not think that you switch off the TV it will be no radiation actually it is still around in your room[/size] just not eyes visible, even the small alarm clock not to be advised to put just next to your head while sleeping.

Care about yourself & your loved ones. __
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Miss You Guys Die! Abeg! Come Back To Me. . . . . :(( by Gabry(op): 1:51am On Nov 17, 2008
mykali:
gabrywyl. what is it again. don't tell me u escaped the mental institute (again) without getting cured.
Are you referring to me? As far as I know, I'm perfectly normal sha.  cool

Cayon:
LMBAO.  Truth is I fell out my chair reading this.  hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
I know you like it now  grin

spenchuks:
@ post

oh mehn! see karaoke poem oh cheesy
Yes, and you're going to sing it for me  grin
Jokes EtcRe: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by Gabry(f): 1:42am On Nov 17, 2008
If you be good, Ill give you some
Jokes EtcRe: Re: My Child Is A Witch by Gabry(f): 1:40am On Nov 17, 2008
Yes nna. Still, I dont see as being a so called witch / wizard as a problem. I think its a gift if the talents and powers are being used properly and rightfully. smiley
Jokes EtcRe: EARLESS GABRYWYL by Gabry(f): 1:38am On Nov 17, 2008
dani1luv:
Play DVD from BEGINNING grin
shocked shocked shocked lipsrsealed

cbase:
20-27th hmm undecided? i tot the thing was 5 days grin
Yes and for most people its 3 -4 days but my ovum is hyper so its 7 days
Jokes EtcRe: Darth Vader & Sponge Bob Fight Over Hot Babe by Gabry(f): 1:25am On Nov 17, 2008
see your tongue go stick out like that. U be like hungry dog
Jokes EtcRe: Who Ever Looks Like Me (wins D Prize Of N5million) by Gabry(f): 1:23am On Nov 17, 2008
Dani, What am I thinking. Am not hungry and greedy for money so I no fit apply. Princesa will be surely interested considering she crave for money just like dracula go crave for blood  undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Gabry(f): 1:19am On Nov 17, 2008
coolykdat:
Let me answer for Gabby so that she can be released from Yaba!

6 F's
Oya release Gabby but don't take the chains off o! tongue

grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy

cool
Hmm! angry I have already answered my part O. Just because you dont drink choc milk, does not give you the right to bully me nna sad

mykali:
cayon. i've been a cool dude these past days and i know u want me to be discharged


NO WAY!!!

I actually loff this place. so many new tricks to learn. i already learnt the summersault farting technique from gabby. grin
Yes! Cool aint it? But unfortunately I will be leaviing this instant. grin [size=5pt] (Chei! as if I can do summersault. . . . Am overweight)[/size] undecided
Jokes EtcRe: This is FOR REAL by Gabry(op): 1:09am On Nov 17, 2008
Azo:
this is serious shocked
Wetin serious nna?

mykali:
@ gabby

2ndly . . . . what the hell are u guys doing with a sexy walrus on deckhuh
The picture is not her. Its an example of the similar body type which she had. Anyways, she is older than the lady in the picture. She is 53 years old. She was employed to clean the toilet on deck sha. Thats what she is doing there

spenchuks:
bla bla bla
Spens, na waa to you O
Jokes EtcRe: This is FOR REAL by Gabry(op): 5:32pm On Nov 16, 2008
than why you go. . . hmm. . . nevamind nna sad

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