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I go to church on Saturdays ohhh

Ahhh sista. Finally you dey online hia.

Dani, if its slow give it a rest ohh

I did. You think I forggoten about my dear friend?

I always do

Meaning I use my brain ohhh

Whats wrong now? U dont like the joke?

Go and talk to your wife now. Dont relate this stuff with me ohh

Anything for you bro.

I lAFFFF the chinese dude

Why you dont know? Of course you know. U are old enough to know

Me from Mugu Land? CHEI!

Im ok ohh. How you dey?

Poor Studio. . .

As if you dont know now.

Heheh! What y'all think?

u are too much mehn. .

Sthupid yet Smart Husband

Did you hear that I heard nothing previously?

Did you hear me asking why?

My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake).

One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar.

I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?

Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for "special occasions" (her second mistake).

Now fast forward a few months, It' s Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone.

Mine was to set the table.

When they returned, my uncle came in first and Immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling, Next came my father, who roared with laughter.

Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" Kotex napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!!

My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, My response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter.

"But, Mom, you said they were for special occasions!!! "

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. He told his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"

She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied,

"Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

There was this lady who always thought LOL meant "Lots of Love". She managed to go through computer life without incident for a while.

One day, the mother of a dear friend of hers passed away.

She sent her the following message: "Sorry to hear about the death of your dear mother, LOL"

For some reason she never heard from her again!

No kidding

A man showed up at work one day with a black eye. When his co- workers saw him they asked him what had happened. He told them it had happened at church. They didn't believe him, and wanted to know what really happened.

So he told them, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was this woman, damn. . . . she was one hell of a woman. Her dress was stuck in her butt-crack, so being the gentleman I am, I reached over and pulled it out for her. She did not like that, so she hit me." The guys laughed and ribbed him about it all day.

The next week the man showed up to work and his face was beaten really badly! Again the guys asked him what had happened and he told them he'd got beaten up at church. Again they didn't believe him, so he explained, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was that same woman with her dress again stuck up her butt-crack."

At this point the other men interrupted and said, "Please tell us you didn't pull her dress out of her crack again?"

"No, the guy standing beside me did, and I knew she didn't like that, so I shoved it back in."

Soto Ayam (So - to Ah - yahm) - Rice Noodles with Chicken Broth Soup and Chicken balls / CHicken Meat

Soto Daging (Dah - geeng) - Rice Noodles with Beef Broth Soup and beefballs / beef / beef instentin

Nasi Goreng (Nah - See Go - Rehng) - Fried Rice

Nasi Goreng Pataya (Pah - Tah - Yah) - Fried Rice wrapped in Omelette

Nasi Campur ( Cham - pur ) - Mixed RIce (Usually they will have a huge selectuion of veg,meat,seafood for you to
choose)

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