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Did you hear that I am saying Welcome back Soenchucks. Hope is well with you?

Oh I seee. . . I did not know these things have brothers and sisters. WHere the mother and father at?

Did you hear me asking you how was your trip?

What is this now?

Did you hear me calling for you?

Some people are born just too sensitive.

So what about witches? You scared?

Youre gay?

equlibrium:
He's bac!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


nw!!! 2 all of u who slandered me, revenge is best servd cooooooooold!!!!!!!!!!
watch it. . . . .

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Where have you been all this DAMN YEARS!!!

tammyswits:
Oh ok, i thought that was cuntbase/chase/cbase.e.g If u type now he'll type won! Am i the only one who's noticed? Jeez, am i falling 4,,,,, heeeeeeelp!

Yes Tammy, I did notice Chase's actions. . . . All these boys are just too hyper. They have taken too much sugar I presume. . .

infobaba:
Gab, stop lying. How can i change what u typed when i do not av access to ur account on nland?

HMM. . . Info, I really think you are more mischievious than me. I should hand you over to Baxilexi. Make him teach you a lesson

If you are sleeping why I see you online here?

gabrywyl:
O jasi ni means are you not aware. I forgotten which langauge is that but am sure its Nigerian

infobaba:
It a language Spelt Yoruba

Yes, thats it. Thanks Info.

I forggoten Kingsikaz is a Yoruba boy.

There you have it Sam. Your answer.

ayusman16:
Shit

Whats with the commotion?

infobaba:
How sweet

What is?

cause
you
called
me
ma'm.
No
one
has
ever
called
me
ma'm
except
you
guys
in
here
and
the
boys
in
the
house
which
I
think
its
funny
oh

ok

Timm

Your

welcome

but

you

dont

have

to

be

so

formal

ohh

Yes

I

Heard.

Happy

Belated

Independance

Day

To

you

Sylve11 and Disease are out in the woods when Sylve11 falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing. His eyes are rolled back in his head.

Disease than whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator Kay$: "My friend is dead, said Disease! What can I do?" The operator Kay$, in a calm soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There's silence, then a shot is heard.

Disease's voice comes back on the line. He says, "Okay, now what?"

Jaymobb escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple (Infobaba & Arcani) in bed.

Jaymobb orders Infobaba out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying Arcani to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband Infobaba tells his wife Arcani:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife Arcani responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

because

the

server

here

is

really

bad.

how

are

you

doing?

Just because this is not the original thread of it. The dude misclick or his keyboard got some problem. . . . .


Anyways nna, this is the original thread of it.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-174705.0.html

i'm

at

home

/

I'm

always

in

the

joke

section.

Why?

Why you be my fiance

Ok, I think I;m gonna barf now. Nonononono naijababe, Monkey Boy here is meant for someone else and definitely not me.

Some friend you are. . .

Go to sleep Monkey Boy

O jasi ni means are you not aware. I forgotten which langauge is that but am sure its Nigerian

jaymobb:
because u are the apple of our eyes and the only garby and gabbro we av.

Yeah yeah Yeah. . . . You both have something up your sleeve. HMM! Bring it on buddy!

firestar:
@Gab, what happening girl?

Hey Fire, nice to see you in here. Nothing much here. And there?

Are you sure about that? Than why are you supportin my enemy?