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[quote author=na2day? link=topic=175216.msg2860719#msg2860719 date=1222486963]women! [/quote]Your woman bash you up abi?

richo:

Whats with the raisin face? Smile for me behbeh. No vexing allowed.

Some Nairalanders here have been gone for some time and you guys must be wondering where have they been. Well, as the fellow agent for the Ugly people dating side and the Farting side, you all must be aware that I am also the agent for the searching side so I have found out the following:-

Mykolo Monkey Groundnuts. . . . You have been a BAD BAD Boy!

These are the updated names which I have come out with. Accept your name and embrace it.



SAM MILLA                         King of Bla Bla Bla

Clemcykul                          Hamster

ademiller                           Mrs. X Milla

tufe                                   Pikin

Infobaba                           Monkey boy

Romade                             transgendered

Chioya                               Sista Basher

showbobo                         Brotha 

saucekid                            Rodent

spenchucks                       Ape Boy

tammyswits                       Moody Tammy

Studio43                            Donkey Boy

Loffers                               Loaf of Bread

tytylayor                            Queen be

folahann                            Fa Lo Hon (A type of fish with a big forehead like Tyra Banks)

dani1luv                             Godson

habiolah                             African Big Daddy

folly 69                               Dark Chocolate 

lysaa                                  Sweety Pie 

jaymobb                             Insect
                     
manickal                            Sexy Bobo

Equilibrium                        Nutcase

Mykali                                Mykolo Monkey Groundnuts

Cbase                               Chase Da Cbase

Scopium                            hersheys

Jeovy                                 Amebo

Cayon                                Carribean Queen 

timmfikk                             now he be original RABBIT

skipo87                              Squirrel Yansh Skipo

BaxiLexi                            Backside rabbit

mykali:
u nor know before. na her job be that ni. she gets paid fro doing such.

Hey Mykolo Monkey Groundnuts. Wetin does my fart have to relate to pay nna? You want, I go fart on your face for free make you satisfied.

Of course this phone number math blabla thing works cause they fit go juju it make it come out like TA DAAA! TA DAAA! You know?

Its the work of the tortoise. have you heard of the Wisdon of the Tortoise? Thats where the souce came from. . . .

HMM! Wisdom my yansh. . . . You guys go follow this make you get fooled by the tortoise and you all be turn to Olodo's. . . Olodo's I tell ya. . .

I am not to be fooled by them as I be kokolet from Wisdom Land.

this be you. O yaaa!

How long you wanna create my name now?


I give you a choice, its either Queen Gabby or Gold Coin. You pick.

Hey!!!! You were suppose to go to bed ohhh. . . .

SIMA COME BACK IN HIA!!!! - Sima, Balik ke sini!!!


Mustay,

places. - Tempat

i mean - Maksud saya

school - sekolah

house - rumah

prison - penjara

internet - Internet

etc - Lain - Lain

From now on, whatever you say, I am going to translate it in Malay.
Mulai sekarang, apa-apa yang kamu kata, saya akan menterjemahkan dalam Bahasa Melayu

Info is born like that ohhh. He be Moneky boy. You not aware?

         NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Go to sleep abeg and may you only think my name be Gold Coin!

na waaaa ohhhh. . . .  . . Ok, if you come back, I have to reexplaint to you the whole thang. . . Goodnight to you.

Ok, thanks for changing my name to Gold Coin. thats so much betta.

You're out of topic.
Ok pikin, go to sleep. Night Night

Hehe, Go to sleep ma pikin. Goodnight. Before you do, you go drink milk an eat groudnnuts first. Goodnight sha.

As if you dont have a butthole Squirrel

Ohhh. . . you misunderstood the whole thang mehn. . . . I dedicate that thread to ma fellow Nairalanders cause they wont stop teasing me with the fart nonsense.

So Squirel Yansh Skipo, you like your name?

Eh Eh Eh. Skipo. . . Dont make me pound you make you to Pepper Soup ohhh. . . Look at you and your false accusations. You are the same with that Mykolo Monkey Groundnuts.


chess, that aint funny ohhh. . .

The Butthole Surferer went confuse . . . You can see it from his face as stated above.

Hmmm. . . . . I am not that sort of leprachaun ohhh. . . . If I see money on the ground, I will never pick it up at all. . . . I work hard for my money. I have like 5 jobs cause I just love collecting money. Thats how I do it nna


In that case I have a name for you as well. Its called Squirrel Yansh Skipo. You like that? I be creative eh?

HAHAHA! Finally you admit it. You like butthole surferer. . . . I knew it from the start just that you are a little shy to admit it.

But that Queen Gabry has decided to let him be with the butthole surferer which is skipo87 after the castration ceremony. She wants to ensure that he suffers for his wrong doings and also this is to warn all fellow Bushlanders never ever go and see your momma, your sista, your daughter, your gf or a girl naked without their permission ever again.

Since when I have an obsession with butts?

NAAAA AHHHH. . . . Your computer must be crack up on weed or maybe you are crack up on weed. Mine be professional google search sha.

Nah. . . . Not interested. My hobby is collecting cash so Ive been living on earth for 20+ years, you think how much have I already collected?