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hey bushman saucekid, since you come from jungle, I bet your koko be long as my rope sha. Can I se it?

Gabry barfs on cbase. Oops! Eya pele ohhhh How I know you are dwarf?

DAMN. . . . I think you are seeking for some mutated alien ohhh

My cow will never get slaughtered ohhhh. . . . . Its ma baby. . . . I no fit eat it. EWWW!!!

Thank you jare.

Of course everyone's jelous of ma fart. . . .    Theres no doubt about that ohhh 

Cause I dont come from jungle ohhh. . .

I no fit read. . .

I be hot ohhh. . .

Why you be clown now?

Ehhhh bobo. . . Why your picture in your profile so far away ohhh. . . Zoom it in sha.

Naaa ahhhhh. . . Are you balindddd? Its stated there For CLEM

You betta believe it. My fart saved my life sha

Hmmm. . . Nevermind

Thank you jare. Make sure its Gabry Da Princess!

Wetin this be nna? Bushman language?

Oh noooo. . . . . If can, I would wish for a small one. . . . . People say the big ones are good. not for moi~!


Plain torture plain torture plain torture. . . .

TAAAAAAAAAAA dAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!


I"M ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Its a miracle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you balinddd? Its a BFF letter. No Love letter. . .

See this two yeye fowls ohhh

You jelous cause I got a cow as a pet abi?

If u were to be in King Solomons shoes amongst the gifts of wealth, victory over ure enemies and MONEY which one will u choose.

uhm. . . . none of the above. All has an attach strin to it

If u got a straight invitation to heaven, what will u not like to leave behind.

My stuff animal Pinky

If u are given the opportunity of becoming the president and dying shamefully after 2 days in a brothel would u readily agree.

Lai Lai ohhh. . .

If u are told by God to choose between barreness and perpetual unemployment, which one will u opt for.

perpetual unemployment cause my family is blessed with companies.

no thank you jare. One is more than enough to scare the hell outta me. . . .

And for the Malaysian, areyou sure you are one, u look morelike the kungfu fighter.? I understand the Chinese
betternbut with time I will improve with Malaysians, at least we are in the tropics, along the Equator, I know say catfish and
bush meat go dey yanfu yanfu, Do you make peppersoup with buffalo?

ME and romade go bring our son cbase for saturday brunch , UNA get TOMBO? kai kai nko? How una dey call am for yonder, una get chicken? abi na vulture una dey call chicken?

HAHAHAHAHAHA! What da Hell. . . . . .

Did I say I am from Malaysia? The way you talk really reminds me of some bushman eating buffallo meat and monkey meat from da jungle ohhh. . . Are you ok?


ABEG! Clems, give him more of ma pills.


LOL

To my darling Romade

Gabby. . . . .

How body? I have no choice but to write to you both because I am not manly enough to tell it to your faces. I just want to say that I would like to withdraw myself from our Best Friends Forever committee its because eva since I have joined in with you guys, I started doing manicures and pedicures (the pink nail polish on my finger looks hot. . . I have to admit that), I pee sitting down and also I love brushing my hair softly and gently so that it will be placed in one direction. Ma buddies (Scorpium, showbobo, Cbase and manickal) thinks that I am gay and therefore I have decided to stand up and be a man and therefore, I have to leave you two.

Writing this letter really makes me wanna cry. . .

Ok, thats all from me. I love you always Romade . . . . And Gabby. . . Bye!


Sincerely,

Your one and only true friend tufe

I have one as ma pet mehn. .

No ohhh. . . He dumped the both of us. He wrote a letter to us. Havent you heard?

If it happens to you, I will be there to pick yours up as well. 

Chei! One is enough ohhh. . . I dont want my toto be smoke up with fire nna. . .

I think its him ohhh. . . . I heard his motha ameboingwith the neighbours.

Thank you jare. You're very helpful nna

Heheheh! Yeah, I am your best buddy hre considering tufe have dumped us as BFF. . .

Those words means that I actually dont understand what you're saying in Malay, Arab and Cantonese Chinese