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Are you daring me?

I'll shot put you both (infobaba and tufe) in my grandma's toilet bowl!! 

you betta be ohhh. . .

How can that be the same thing?

What are you hmmmm-ing about?

You dont have to wait for him. Just read his post history. Theres the solid evidence there.

Did you hear that tufe is from NIGER - AIDS - IA?

HEY!!! BOBO'S OF NAIRALAND. . . DONT MAKE ME SMACK YOU TWO LIKE I SMACK MY STUFF ANIMAL THE OTHER DAY OHHH. . .

you guys are just jelous cause you dont appreciate Fantasy shows and movies like I do ohhh. Only old people would say like what you guys say nna. . . What you guys watch then? Da news? Historical sites bout your grandma?

No its not. you need a at least 500 supporters to back up your statement

And I am referring to you as well

Why would sango strike me? According to Father Fundus, I am a good girl sha.

CHEI!!! See your head ohhh. . . Amadioha should strike strike you for that!

what's wellu wellu?

So? You jelous?

HAHA! me in your black book? And than what happens next?

Thanks spenchuks and infobaba and I hope you are not referring to Ms. Fiona ohhh. . .

tufe. . . Hmm. . . I will have to deal with you later! You will feel hit once you've tasted my punishment. . .

tufe:
**looks around**

yes, found theh person. its one asian girl situated in malaysia. oya, take this broom and go scratch that place and feel Hot no more. go in peace my child

Oh no. . . You are mistaken ohhh. . . When I double checked, its a guy located somewhere in Nigeria and the name tarts with the letter T and ends with the letter E. Hmmm. . . I wonder. . .

No its not. . . Says who?

I am not a witch ohhhh. . . I just like those on the TV

What?

What the F*** is our business You mean your business?

He will tell you this:-

Gabrywyl:-
1) Acting like she is Holy
2) pretending to be a virgin but she has F*** the devil
3) Have 100 ID's on nairaland
4) Using all her ID's to get the attention by creating thread under her name
5) Come to nairaland to find a husband
6) Devil Worshipper
7) Psycho maniac which needs immediate help

As a conclusion:- Why does an Asian girl needs to come to a Nigerian forum? She know's no shit about Nigeria, about the culture, food and bla bla bla.

Yes, thats the answer tufe.

ME I am against surgery thank you very much.

i'm not saying, I am asking ohhh

You guys are very evil. . . . No wonder mama Ngozi is piss at you two.

No you have NOT met me ohhh. . . . . This na boguss lie.

Piss = Angry You no speaky speaky english?

A witch? I l;ike being a witch ohhh. . . Reminded me of The Charmed ones. . . Sabrina the Teenage witch, Harry Potter. . . I feel hot now

Fine info, than you change with Mykali or folahann than.

tufe:
. . .as if that isnt you. u dey find boifriend abi

MOI Oh puleaseeeee. . . . . . . I am yellow, not hairy. . . CHEI!

spenchuks:
@ gabrywyl
u fine no be small

HMMM. . . .   Do you have to listen to what tufe says? TUFIAKWA!!!

tufe:
@gab

here's what u should do to find out. take a whistle, and slot it into your bla bla instrument, then try to blow the whistle.

when u are through with the experiment, come back and tell us on NLD.

Good luck

WTH. . . . . Who would do such stupid nonsence and I'm sure no one have ever done that cause they basically could not reach ohhh. . . . You are bluffing are you?