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chioya:
@gabrywl
u no fear u put me 4 cake abi

u own don finish

You should be proud to be ast as one of the brides ohhh. , . .

chioya:
@gabrywl
u too much
u most ve tasted all if not u wont know the sizes and shapes.i hail oh

No, I am not that naughty ohhh. . . Its just that Ituen went to measure all of their koko's and gave me the list last week. Thats how I know.

tufe:
gab

nice kokes . but why u put me for the bottom of the cake na. i think say u be my person sef, komot there jare

The story goes like this. Jeovy had faced a short term memory lost but CONTINUOUSLY and because of his problem, he had forggoten that apart from having an affar with Princessa, he was also having an affair with Cayon, Chioya, Ibkaye and Shaz and so he accidently told all of them to get married to him on the same day. When you (being the Loveee Cupid saw this) you were going to save the day for Jeovy and Princessa but while you were flying, you could not fly to the top of the cake because you were slightly too overweight from eating too much Mc Donalds. By the time you knew it, you were shot with an arrow by chamotex because he thinks that you were the one whom have caused him to broke up with his 13 year old girlfriend. And thats how you landed up at the bottom of the cake, not concious. I feel for you ohhh. . . You should have done a betta job next time.

tufe:
well keep laffing i love seeing your smile

tufe,

Chei! You make her smile more. . . . After her teeth would fall to the ground ohhh. . .

chioya:
honestly i didnt even know y i lafffef

I know why you are so excited today. Its because you fantasize to have one of those unidies. Dont worry. I'll grand your wish sis.

oh ok. . . . .

Merry Christmas Guys!

That's Not My Name - The Ting Ting's

You can't dance?

Me? Swimmer? HAHAHAH! More like FLOATER!

Topic,

Bollywood Dancer

I have to go as well. I'm going to the field to jog. Sorry dont know when I'll be back the next time.

yeah I'll give CPR. . . That is if I know how to. If not. I would use my dog to give him CPR. He would guarantee wake up instantly!

She is busy planning for her second wedding with

yeah but too much excitement might get the person to get a heart attack

Ring Master? Yeah! Thats would be great cause this is what I have contributed :-

Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, SufferRing, RetireRing, WondeRing

@Topic,

Tap Dancer

Wow! You still listen to those music? Heheheh! I am more uodated that you ohhhh. . .

Right now its I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry, Thats not my name by The Ting Ting's, What you got by Colby O'Donis and AKON, Stop and Stare by One Republic, Imagine That by Styl Plus and etc etc etc etc etc etc.

Hey, do you like the song Vaseegara?

Haaaa. . . Looks like you're the simple kinda guy. As for me, I like to make things exciting!

Like if I go to work, I would call him up and say I love you in all the languages which I know and close the phone. And at times when we are at home. He is in the room and I am in toilet, I would message him a love message. He thinks that I am being crazy but I just love to keep that smile on his face.

Which cane? The one where your grandma use a long time ago. Remember that one?

@Topic,

Clown

my thoughts make you crazy? haha! Which thoughts are you talking about here?

My favorite song Damn. . . thats the most difficult question to answer on earth. . .
I basically loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo manyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy songggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. . . . . . . . Everyday, I can hear almost 50 - 60 different songs and on my day off, I can hear up till 100 songs!

How about you Amit?

LOL He meant my signature.

@ Topic
A few different languages for I loves you's which you say to your gf.

mo ni ife re tan kan tan kan - Yoruba language

I love you - English Language

A fum gi nanya - Igbo Language

In na son ki - Hausa Language

Wo ai ni - Mandarin Language

Jadore avec moi - French language

Saya cinta kamu - Malay Language

Na u neh katulikeren - Tamil

ok, pass me the cane [size=5pt]I'm a pro you know that?[/size]

@Topic

Extra naughty student

HAHAHAHA! Are you sure you are that innocent?

I think people should love you cause you are a nice guy unless if you have decided to be the devil me.

Yes, when I was studying in Switzerland, my room mate comes from India. OH GOSHHHH. . . . . . . . We're practically like sisters and she's the best room mate I've ever gotten only that she sleeps too much at times.

Yes, and also my other friends from India are really cool crazy people! Like me

Are you crazy as well?

Heheh! No, I mean have you gotten any bashing from other people besides me in here?


You know what? you're the first Indian guy which is like a gentleman and polite guy. Most of my friends whom comes from India. . . hehehe! They are CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY!!!! But I love them to bits     

Me? A strict teacher      

Oya, I'll whip your Behind if you are a bad boy in class. 

@ Topic,

Naughty student  [size=5pt] yeap. . . looks like I'll have to whip your Behind[/size]

And do you get bashings in here?

Nah. . . I dont think I;m good at singing. I just loveeeee singing thats all. And at times when I am doing my work, I did not notice that I am singing.

So how's work and life for you? Where are you exactly? In India or UK? I am confuse

Chei. . . . Me? Post my picture there HAHA! You gotta be joking. . . . . The whole of nairaland would laugh hysterically.

You havent seen people bashing me before? havent you seen the nasty comments on a few threads here?

heheh! I've always been busy its just that I could do multiple task at one go. Like now I am chatting with you while doing my work while singing at the same time

LOL. That thread is not for me. that thread is for you.

GOD. . . You scared me. I thought its another thread about me on how evil I am. . . 

Yes I'm afraid I am unbla to access the internet. Cause I'll be off on conventions and meetings.

Can you give me the link please?

Yes, I'll be off on a business trip.

What games? Where?

heheh! Yeah I have been very busy.

hey, if you like jokes, feel free to read tham at https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=161387.msg2675245#msg2675245

I've been good but soon I'll be travelling for 2 - 3 weeks. . . .

is that your grandma's phone number?