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Now what is garri

I am not sleepy ohhh. . . I yawn because I am hearing a few old man chatting here.

And since when I'm a pikin I am 25 years old ohhh. . . Old enough to be all of your mothers.

Na waaa ohhh. . . You go kill yourself first.

Did I say rat?

HEY!!!! You guys are hilarious!

[coughs] I mean you guys are really evil

you think i'm a LovePeddler

CHEI!!! TUFIAKWA!!!

infobaba:
@ abrywyl

if na to wash your parta, i go do am as long as he no get otutu

Explanation abeg

tufe:
shey na that guy wey sing with tuface talk that thing. i no even know him name.

sha to gab me own na

even if na thief u wan maker i thief i go oick pocket, and u no go jump okada again na my private jet

Explanation abeg

Fowl or Fow. Well, it means Chicken.

He only cook suji and a few different types of soup. and the rest, he cooks malaysian food. HAHA!

And so is yours

You are right. Theres no justice on earth.

But thats the thing, I believe that if someone actually turn the world the other way round or at leats tried to, its all good.

And its not me whom invented all these systems. its them but anyways, I think to invent religion is good as well cause it will lead people in the right direction but the problem is that some people would misinterpret it or mis use it.

The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?

Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea

Down here all the fish is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate

Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the land folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under the sea
Under the sea
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally
Even the sturgeon an' the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea

The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul
(Yeah)
The ray he can play
The lings on the strings
The trout rockin' out
The blackfish she sings
The smelt and the sprat
They know where it's at
An' oh that blowfish blow

Under the sea
Under the sea
When the sardine
Begin the beguine
It's music to me
What do they got? A lot of sand
We got a hot crustacean band
Each little clam here
know how to jam here
Under the sea
Each little slug here
Cuttin' a rug here
Under the sea
Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter
Under the water
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea

THERE! PROBLEM SOLVED

tufe:
u can't say that in a court of law, u are the accused, u commited the crime, so accept full responsibility

Since when? NEVER! The law is always on my side

likk myself? What do you mean?

yeye people

Are you serious? You need therapy ohhh. . . . .

Pepper soup           I can feel your suffering ohhh. . . .


Dont tell me you don't think the devil is sexy left alone his sister. 

yawn

You no sabi naija language? How come you dont know what fow is?

You dont want to do justice to the world

You guys are jelous just cause I am a kokolet mermaid sha. . .  


tufe,
WITCH IS WITCH AND MERMAID IS MERMAID. Two seoerate different things.

As for me I am none of the two. I am a kokolet mermaid./  

Huh

And here we go again. Your bedroom. Make me feel wanna go get my Canon and blast your bedroom to ashes ohhhh. . .

Is there no other betta place besides your bedroom?

The only thing which I am confuse is the toto blow whistle. Since you are in the medical field, please do explain.

Clem is a female ohhh

I am lazy ohhh

yawns

What else? of course when I come to action, I am able to avoid your slap.

yeah right. . . . Liar Liar pants on Fire

Eh