₦airaland Forum

Icandream:
I know there are rich pple here that are looking for an idea to invest in and I have put everything in place to kickstart but the capital at my disposal isn't enough. This is the second time I'm posting this, So for the second time, who is willing to take a risk by investing 200k in this? I'm ready to give u details on ur email if interested.

Let's hear about your idea.

Warahellll?

Okay thanks.

Frustrating.

Idiotas

Watch how Soludo will soon go on a school building spree for show sake...

The anti-corruption CZAR...

Isn't this particular Tanzania in this situation everything Nigeria has been dreaming to be?

What a life?

Life no truly balance..

Shomek:
Why are you guys running away from our dear country nigeria ?

Nothing.

Okay, oh.

We haf hear...

shegzee43:
Czar is another term for a government appointee.

Thank you and everyone else for correcting me.

Af0nja2:
Make Google your friend before you display your ignorance in public space. English language is not a one-way traffic...

Oh, wow. So, this makes you the Czar of ignorance.

justdream:
Olodo the word Czar was coined from Tsar which means "An appointed official tasked to regulate or oversee a specific area". The journalists are correct, why dont u do yosef good and have a dictionary app on ur phone?

Oh, okies.

It is thus safe to say that " You are the Czar of stupidity" so appointed to oversee fellow idiots on here, right?

A very good justification for the humongous military and financial aide to Israel and about to be assented to by sleepy Joe.

They are preparing the grounds for where to test the weapons and share the military contracts.

Politrikians

Hahaha

Clowns who should be converging in the middle of Sambisa are in the U.S for a jamboree while deceiving their poor followers.

Elzazzi:
Tinubu the father of corruption in Nigeria is the president today. If Bello had been in Tinubu good books we won’t be hearing anything about him today.

When Nuhu Ribadu was EFCC chairman under the Obasanjo Presidency Tinubu, Orji Uzor Kalu and James Ibori were on Ribadu list of the most corrupt governors that looted their states to stupor at that time. Today same Ribadu is NSA chief under Tinubu lol

EFCC will never function optimally as far as it’s the President that appoints it’s chairman.

Everything about Nigeria is a huge comic relief.

Rubbish and Nonsense...

I'm sure Asue Ighodalo was also the Chairman of other multinationals who declared massive losses last year out, with some even closing shop and leaving the country.

You guys don't know you are further indicting your principal and party who got in and rolled out half-baked and never well thought through policies all in a bid to appear tough.

Epic fail.

spencekat:
He has resigned.

That was the plan all along....

They wanted him to do it himself...

Nigerian journalists no go kill person with laugh...

Dem say na anti corruption Czar...lol

They obviously do not understand the true meaning of the word "czar". They only utilized it for how fancy it sounds and to make their write up appear loaded..

From Commisioner of Justice to special duties.

No be person go tell you to resign by yourself.

The end game is for you to resign by yourself.

Providing financial and weapons aide to Israel to continue to bombard the Gazans and render them refugees, yet, providing the Gazans financial aide to sort themselves as refugees.

The confusion is very confused

Trying vigorously to wrap my head around how this could make any sense.

I'm not getting it.

These approaches are at best unsustainable.

By the time they've exhausted these artificial measures, trust the Dollar to go on a galloping against the Naira at the speed of light.

If you understand how pressure take dey leave ruptured pipe, you'd understand what I mean above.

Matabue1985:
I saw this animal about 2 of them crossing the road opposite my compound and I killed one and the other one escaped. Initially I thought it was a grasscutter after a closer look I discovered it's not a grasss cutter please can somebody tell me the name of this animal

Just imagine say somebody use motor jam you or even hack you to death with matchete come say him been think say na monkey...

Na joke I dey with you oh.

If na my daughter, you go collect your own share of slaps before two of una go tell each other sorry.

You are sorry because it was all caught on camera.

Emeskhalifa:
Where person go see this karate join for Abuja?

I'm sure there's one at Kubwa phase 4 somewhere close to Chemzo supermarket.

About time to take action.

The best bet is for every parent to get their wards signed up for a self-defence (Karate) kinda class.

It builds self confidence amongst other qualities in people.

#SayNoToBullying

Electorate:
Stop behaving like someone without proper home training, I say you are daft now you will say I have insulted you.

You move about with a skull containing a mix of saw dust and cow dung precariously balanced on your shoulders and you truly believe you are sane.

Asswiped moronn

Electorate:
Una go just open mouth dey disgrace una sef as if una even know wetin una dey talk. Any of both ministries can attend to the issue at hand and one had to show up to represent the Government. Your bitterness won't even allow you to think straight.

Empty head go say himself don make better comment now.

Kindly list out the programs she has lined up and implementing with her ministry to better the lots of the women folk.

Moroon

In Primary 3 I tried to bully a skinny classmate "Augustine" because I seemed taller and bigger than he was.

At lunch break, we were made to have a go at it once and for all.

Because my mama just buy me one boxer wey get like championship belt, I believe say I be boxing champion.

Before I set blow, I don see myself for ground with one part of my face staining the poor floor.

I cry reach house tell my mama say na 5 people gather me beat. 4 hold my hand the 5th one nack me for ground....


My mama tie wrapper say she go follow me go school go see people wey beat her pikin. Na so I begin beg my mama say make she no go oh...laslas she follow me go dem find out say na lie. I collect more beating for house for wasting their food at home and not able to utilize the food in a fight outside..


Community Primary School Rumueme...circa '85.