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RomanceRe: 23 Things To Do To Keep Your Husband Under The Control Of Your Love by Gafferde(op): 4:22pm On Sep 22, 2023
Samantha124 you seem to have different answers to all my points there. huh

I want to know if you are married yet
Romance23 Things To Do To Keep Your Husband Under The Control Of Your Love by Gafferde(op): 12:59pm On Sep 22, 2023
23 THINGS TO DO TO KEEP YOUR HUSBAND UNDER THE
CONTROL OF YOUR LOVE

1. Call him by a pet name

2. Allow him exercise his authority as the head of the family.

3. DO not challenge him when he is hurt.

4. Be silent when he is angry. You can go back to him in his sober moment with apology n explain why you behave that way that annoyed him.

5. Be quick to say "I'm sorry dear" when ever you offend him, insist on his forgiveness,appreciate and kiss him when he does.

6. Speak good of him before his Friends and siblings.

7. Honor his mother

8. Insist that he buys gift for his parents and so be sure that he will do same for your parents

9. Surprise him with his favorite dish especially when he has no money at hand and never delay his food.

10. Do not allow the maid to serve him food when you are at home. Because u may lose him to her.

11. Give him a warm reception with an embrace when he returns, collect his luggage and help UnCloth him.

12. Smile when you look at him and give him occasional pecks when you are out socially.

13. Praise him before your children sometimes.

14. Wash his back while he is in the tub or shower.

15. Put love note in his lunch box or briefcase.

16. Phone and tell him that you miss him.

17. Dial his number and on hearing "hello" just tell him I love you.

18. If he is a public figure or a politician, gently wake him at the early hours of the morning and romance him to the point of demand. He will not be entice by any other woman that day.

19. Tell him how lucky you are to have him as your husband.

20. Give him a hug for no reason.

21. Appreciate God for the Adam of your life.

22. Always remember to pray for him.

23. Pray together and also pray together before going to bed in the evening...

May God bless your marriages. Singles may you experience true love today and forever. May non-serious people that will waste your time be disconnected in your life Amen.

Have A Blessed Day

CelebritiesRe: Photos From Candle Night Procession For Mohbad (Pictures) by Gafferde(op): 11:01am On Sep 22, 2023
ILoveFaith:
It’s uplifting to see these beautiful scenes.
Truth is, Imólé didn’t die in vain as his name has been written in fine marble. A legacy he wouldn’t have come close to if he were alive.

Now, the son can ride on the back of this glory to becoming a better man.

Rest well MOHBAD(IMÓLÉ)
May his soul rest in peace
Even Dagrin didn't get upto this love when he died
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Candle Night Procession For Mohbad (Pictures) by Gafferde(op): 10:48am On Sep 22, 2023
More photos

CelebritiesRe: Photos From Candle Night Procession For Mohbad (Pictures) by Gafferde(op): 10:45am On Sep 22, 2023
In attendance were your favourite celebrities Davido, Falz, bayanni, dotun etc

CelebritiesPhotos From Candle Night Procession For Mohbad (Pictures) by Gafferde(op): 10:43am On Sep 22, 2023
Photos from Candlelight procession for Mohbad in Lekki, Lagos last night 🕯️

Rest in power Imole 💡🕊️

CrimeMany Young Artiste Messaged That They Want To Join Illuminati -nigeria Singer Fl by Gafferde(op): 8:40am On Sep 22, 2023
Many young Artiste messaged that they want to join illuminati -Nigeria Singer Flavour

"Yes...Many young artists message me, saying they want to join Illuminati. Some said they are willing to do anything, even sacrifice everything. This generation is messed up. I didn't sacrifice anyone or join a cult to get here. Young people should chill. Wanting to join a cult and succeed at 20? Take life easy, or you'll lose it.

Honestly, celebrities get crazy messages. Young people have given up on hard work. They just want success no matter what. Pause and think. Success means nothing without loved ones. If music is tough, try something else or keep grinding. …..

RomanceRe: I Will Give Everybody On Nairaland #1000 by Gafferde(op): 11:17pm On Sep 21, 2023
Illegal1:
omoh.........1k dolls or 1k naira?
#1000 cool cool
RomanceI Will Give Everybody On Nairaland #1000 by Gafferde(op): 11:14pm On Sep 21, 2023
If I give you #1000 now. How will you invest it?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need Mortuary Job by Gafferde: 2:57pm On Sep 21, 2023
doneback04:
You must be funny because you don't know what you intend to embark on, you want to start a journey that you don't know what is involves
Lol.
Are you a mortician?
What is involved. Tell uss
RomanceRe: As A Lady, Which Would You Go For by Gafferde(op): 2:06pm On Sep 21, 2023
Anny69:
🤣🤣🤣
Which do you prefer?
And did you find my post funny?
RomanceAs A Lady, Which Would You Go For by Gafferde(op): 2:03pm On Sep 21, 2023
Which would you prefer?

I pay your bride price, have an indoor traditional celebration between your family and mine, and then proceed to court marriage.

No Asoebi. No white wedding. No feeding of a community of strangers. Not any of those frivolities.

And then the next day we are on our way to any place on earth of your choice for our honeymoon and when we get back there’s a car gift waiting for you and a check of millions for the expansion of your business and another check for any of your parents or siblings who may be looking for money to establish their business.

Or —

We burn over 20 million Naira on glamorous traditional and white wedding celebrations and ensure it’s the talk of the town. You will have your dozens of bridesmaids and I have my dozens of groomsmen.

You will have your bridal shower and our suya night at a 5 Star Hotel and at our parties, we will let our parents invite different dance groups that we will fund and let them use us to pepper their perceived rivals and all of that….

After the few hours that all this waste will last, we will go home and spend the night thinking about the millions we wasted and wake up the next morning with long faces and none of the long-lasting benefits that come with the first option.

You continue to jump from one office to another searching for a job and using Okada, Taxi, or Keke whenever the man is not available to take you to where you are going.

Please, choose one! This too is the option I will give to anyone I would consider getting married to and only one answer there will work for me. 🤔
EducationRe: Meet Karan Singh, One Of The Tallest Boy In India by Gafferde(op): 8:27am On Sep 21, 2023
Apart from the condition he has. Tallness trait runs in their family.
See his parents too
CrimeRe: LUTH Doctor di£s after 72-hour non-stop shift. by Gafferde(op): 9:26pm On Sep 20, 2023
May Nigeria never happen to you and i cry
RomanceRe: Benefits Of Dating You by Gafferde(op): 6:54pm On Sep 20, 2023
cool

RomanceBenefits Of Dating You by Gafferde(op): 6:53pm On Sep 20, 2023
What are the benefits of dating you? 😅

A thread.

You can drop yours too, lets pick ourselves.🥺

CrimeLUTH Doctor di£s after 72-hour non-stop shift. by Gafferde(op):
A medical doctor at the Lagos University Teaching Hospital, Idi-Araba, has d!ed after he reportedly performed a 72-hour surgery without a break at the neurosurgery unit.

The Association of Resident Doctors disclosed this in a letter dated September 19, addressed to LUTH’s chief medical director. The doctors in the letter titled ‘’An Appeal By The House Officers Of LUTH’' accused their senior colleagues of bullying, giving them stressful call hours without breaks, and not providing feeding and good accommodation.

The letter in part reads

“We the house officers are in deep grief over the loss of our colleague, a co-House officer (Dr Umoh Michael) who died on 17th September, 2023, after having a 72hrs call in Neurosurgery Unit. He is said to have been on call 72hrs before arriving home on Sunday morning to get set for church service, reaching his worship center (United Evangelical Church) where he slumped in the church at about 11am.

His roommate attested to the fact that Umoh Michael has barely slept in their apartment over the past one week as he was always on call or the day he returns home is around 3am after surgeries and other activities in Neurosurgery Unit.”

The protest letter pointed out that the doctors have long standing challenges since they resumed housemanship in the hospital and that one of the most striking challenges they face is the bullying they receive from their senior colleagues, stressful call hours without breaks in between, no call food, no good accommodation.”

www.Lindaikejisblog.com

EducationMeet Karan Singh, One Of The Tallest Boy In India by Gafferde(op): 5:37pm On Sep 20, 2023
This is Karan Singh. He is 5 years old, from Indian. The tallest 5 year old in the world as recognized by Guinness World Record.

Karan Singh stands at an imposing 5ft 7in tall despite being just five years old. The giant infant made it into the Guinness Book of World Records for being the tallest and heaviest baby.

As you can see, here is Karan standing with his age mates who are also 5 year old.

EducationRe: Indian Baby Born With 12 Fingers And 12 Toes by Gafferde(op): 5:28pm On Sep 20, 2023
If you were to be the parents of this child, what would you have done?
EducationIndian Baby Born With 12 Fingers And 12 Toes by Gafferde(op): 5:26pm On Sep 20, 2023
A baby has been born in Rajasthan, Indian hospital with 14 fingers and 12 toes. Doctors have described the baby's condition as genetic anomaly.

📷 Daily Mail

RomanceRe: Why Some Ladies Remain Single by Gafferde(op): 5:24pm On Sep 20, 2023
tongue
RomanceWhy Some Ladies Remain Single by Gafferde(op): 11:15am On Sep 20, 2023
I don't even know!
Na damaged mentality abi na wrong upbringing?

At Night around 2am👇

She: God ,I call onto your name ,please God bless me with my own man ,I've been faithful to you ,I need a man in my life ,I need my own husband ( with tears all over her face n eyes )

The next day!

She's passing by

Ebuka that's living in his own self con who's a taxi driver is passing by

Ebuka: Fine girl

She : undecided undecided

Ebuka: Amara na me Ebuka

She: tongue Good morning!

Ebuka: babe I tell you say I like you ,I want you to be my wife ,I really love you from my heart!

She: cheesy cheesy cheesy
Ebuka see,you have to look for your type
Some get size,I can't marry you ,there are other girls out there you can pick from n marry who you can afford,please stop distubing me!

Ebuka: cry cry cry (Pitying himself)

In the evening!

Amara with her friends sited at one corner:

Amara:Can you imagine Ebuka the taxi driver ,that hasn't found his feet n still looking for whee to land in that self con?

Friends: Yee cheesy ;Dehh, Wetin happen ?

Amara:He's asking me to be his wife!

One of her friendssadLaughs n falls at one corner

Second friend : Abeg no fall me abeg,I never chop

Third friend: Give him a chance na ,At least He is feeding himself!

Amara: Mtewwwww! Why you no go marry am?

One of her friends: Is that not him ?

Amara :abeg no dey point am!

Friends: grin grin cheesy

One of her sensible friends with small sense of reasoning: But his saying his mind ,why not just tell him NO ,The guy don suffer!

Amara: make him suffer ,no be me go suffer for my mama house ,go suffer for my husband house:

After mocking him!

At night!

Amara: God cry cry cry

In Jesus name,in thy mighty name of Jesus, God bless bless me with my own husband embarassed cry cry

Everyone reading this definitely knows,it's not a husband she's praying for!
CrimeRe: Mohbad:the End Of Naira Marley by Gafferde(op): 12:17pm On Sep 19, 2023
embarassed
CrimeMohbad:the End Of Naira Marley by Gafferde(op): 10:51pm On Sep 18, 2023
Naira Marley is a very wealthy man.

Aside from Davido, Wizkid, and Burna Boy, the three poster boys of the Afrobat movement, which is now a global movement, it was said that no other Nigerian musician comes close to him in terms of cash.

He is unbelievably liquid.

In Lekki alone, he owns more than 100 properties, which he rents out.

In Ajah, he is one of the biggest landlords there, as he owns hectares of land, which he has yet to develop.

The reason he is that rich is not because he sings better than his colleagues.

He does not join his colleagues who spend most of their time abroad doing music tours for Nigerians living abroad.

He is an Idan and does not have that time.

His songs are lewd, so they are targeted at a niche, so not many people listen to him, by the way.

The reason why it is so is because it was said that he allegedly runs a drug empire, so he uses his boys to sell illegal drugs.

Zino, one of the boys signed under him, was said to be one of the Mules that pushed drugs for him.

Before this bruhahaha started, a lot of young boys in the street loved him.

They want to be him so badly.

They want to associate with and identify with him.

That is why he has a group of deranged followers who call themselves Marlians.

At the peak of the general election in Nigeria, Naira Marley came to say that he had 2 billion naira in cash in the bank to give to any of the presidential candidates, and he was not joking.

He meant it.

Since 2020, Azeez Fashola,known as Naira Maley, has not used commercial flights.

He does not join the rest of us plebes and commoners to wait for our flight at the airport.

He chartered private jets weekly, and on average

You need $5,000–$10,000 to charter a private jet for an hour trip in Nigeria.

Because of how unbelievable a liquid he is, Naira Marley believed that nothing would happen to him.

He has this philosophy that once you have money in Nigeria, you are protected by the state and a sacred cow.

That was the confidence that gave him the audacity to hound Mohbad to death.

He believes that nothing will happen to him.

But Mohbad appears to be the final bus stop, as Nigerians have refused to give up on the matter.

They are posting, tweeting, talking,and doing anything they can to find justice for the young man, and deservedly so.

Today alone, the management of Splash FM, one of the leading radio station chains in Nigeria, has placed a ban on broadcasting Naira Marley songs across all its stations, citing the ongoing investigation into the mysterious death of musician Mohbad.

Over 900,000 people have unfollowed Naira Marley on Instagram since this whole madness started.

Because of your outcry, Nigerian police were forced to set up a crack detective team to investigate the cause of Mohbad's death.

Naira Marley is learning for the first time and in real time that no matter how wealthy you are

Your money will fail you and will not be enough once Nigerians in a greeter number gang up against you.

So, my dear people of Nigeria, let’s not give up on our advocacy for one of us who was noble and had a pure heart, according to the accounts of those who knew him when he was alive.

Mohbad will get justice.

That is the debt we owe his soul and his memory.
Cc. Facebook chukwudi uwuckwu

TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Gafferde: 10:25pm On Sep 18, 2023
DyingFetus:
House of cards 8/10
10/10 for me.
One of best series I have watched
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Gafferde: 9:04am On Sep 13, 2023
But what's the need to scatter Doyin's picture with f8ke ki$$es when you never cared or had her back in the house? Doyin went as far as making enem!e$ for herself because of this girl and she never showed any form of loyalty to her. Cee-C was the only person that had Doyin's back in that house.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Gafferde: 10:50am On Sep 12, 2023
So because Adekunle is with Venita, He shouldn’t be accessible to other housemates? Na fraternity?

Everytime Adekunle is up, this woman will come up with a problem. Adekunle would be thinking of the possibility of going home and also thinking of relationship Wahala. No single peace for the poor lad.

This is how it starts. From stop talking to housemates, it would be stop hanging out with friends after they leave the house. The other day she was talking about his friends and former housemates they would meet outside.

I I hope Adekunle people immediately cut off communication as soon as He gets to them. This relationship is draining the boy already.

Also, this one sided beef with Mercy is crazy. If Mercy has offended her, they should talk about it. They were cool once and Mercy doesn’t have an evil though towards her. This character is for junior secondary school girls and not for a woman in their 40’s.

TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Gafferde: 10:26am On Sep 12, 2023
Agbogo1:
she wants him to be evicted so that his fans will port to her, giving her an opportunity to win the show.
Bro cheesy grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Gafferde: 9:34am On Sep 12, 2023
Neo it was nice doing business with you . Them say you like perfumes, come out and find one perfume brand make them endorse you .
Your journey ends here .

TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Gafferde: 11:49pm On Sep 11, 2023
Doyin;

"Nigerians disappointed me, if anyone should still be in that game, I should be there. I'm a reality TV gold, I'm very vocal and those are the type of persons you need on that show and to be very honest, there's no other person like me in that house.They're all very sne@ky, nobody really has balls. I have a lot of balls so I should be there but Nigerians disappointed me"

TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Gafferde: 11:07pm On Sep 11, 2023
This latest nominations has kinda automatically divided the ladies in the house into 2 camps:

Mercy, Ceecee, Baye and Alex (who are up for eviction)

Vs

Venita and Angel (who are safe)

The first group seem to be drawn closer due to their condition.

They are together in the garden talking about those who they feel nominated them and why they feel they did.

A very interesting conversation.

Ceecee believes it's the shippers who maliciously put her up, especially Adekunle and Venita out of spite over what she said to Ebuka about Adekunle yesterday.

Ilebaye however didn't say a word and says she doesn't really care who nominated her.

Alex believes it's Adekunle, Pere and another guy but the camera moved before she could mention the name.

Mercy said she knew she would be put up because many people now see her as a real threat to their game. She said she knows the two ladies who nominated here because she noticed their body language towards her last week.But she added that it's the guys who were more in number.

The truth is that this week's evictions is the big determinant of who the real contenders will be.

The housemates who are safe appear to be more afraid of the ones who are up for eviction.

It's rather comical.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Gafferde: 9:23pm On Sep 11, 2023
Since my favourite, Doyin is out.

Who should I vote for?
I have 1000 votes on ground.

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