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RomanceMen Are Hot Cakes by Gafferde(op): 9:05am On May 30, 2025
When a woman is below 24, the chances of getting married is over 75 %

When a woman is between 25 and 29
The chances of getting married is 50%

When a woman is 30 years , the chances of getting married is 25%

But

When a man is below 25 years, the chances of getting married is below 25%,

When a man is 25 to 29 years,
the chances of getting married is 60%

When a man is over 30 years the chances of getting married is 80%

When will Women understand this statistics? I pity Women wasting their youthful age

Kings remember,

Men age like wine

While

Women age like milk.

Redpill Evangelist

Foreign AffairsRe: EU Will Not Tolerate Attacks On Its Borders - France by Gafferde: 4:36pm On Jan 08, 2025
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InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Gafferde:
Rubyjade:
You read that right?
Wire me something brother man. Make man see something chow.
Make I drop aza
8..0..5....6....9....3...5...7....9...4
Opay. Timothy A @Rubyjade thank you brotherman
PoliticsRe: Why Nigeria Never Gets Better by Gafferde(op): 7:01am On Feb 03, 2024
Nigeria heading to Afcon final bit by bit.
At least one thing unites us. Which is football
PoliticsRe: Why Nigeria Never Gets Better by Gafferde(op): 9:34pm On Feb 01, 2024
eepeepook:
We will always adapt. Many of una too young to experience one time when fuel scarcity put the whole country in darkness during Abacha’s tenure. For a full month, the whole country was in darkness. NEPA did not generate electricity for reasons known to them. Nigerians didn’t die then. We won’t die now.
Nigerians have the highest or should I call the biggest adaptability ratio in the world.
Though at first they will rant and cry, but afterwards they get used to it.
E tire me embarassed
PoliticsWhy Nigeria Never Gets Better by Gafferde(op): 7:20pm On Feb 01, 2024
Funny how the hardship Nigerians experience happen circularly.
Anytime the dollar is high, everything becomes so expensive. All aspects of the economy will be touched.

Within that period there will be a general outcry from everybody. Within two weeks, people start getting used to prices of things again even though expensive.

After 3 months or 4, the cycle repeats itself again. Never-ending cycle.
Hard living in this country mehn

Am I the only one that noticed this?
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua: The Posers That Won't Stop, Even After Death by Gafferde(op): 11:53am On Jan 10, 2024
huh
Christianity EtcTB Joshua: The Posers That Won't Stop, Even After Death by Gafferde(op): 11:48am On Jan 10, 2024
TB Joshua: The posers that won't stop, even after death

Lere Olayinka (January 10, 2024)

From my inbox was a message this morning - Why can't you leave Men of God alone? Do you even know Prophet TB Joshua in person? Bla Bla Bla...

Let me start by saying that I have no issue with any Man of God. Rather, I am only doing my duty as a journalist and a Nigerian to inform, educate and entertain Nigerians on issues of interest.

It is not for me to determine who is a Man of God and who is not. Matthew 7:16-20 is very clear.

As for knowing Late Prophet TB Joshua in person, yes, I did. I knew him in person before he died. I had interactions with him and I interviewed him too.

Despite warnings by many people then, I ate in his Church Restaurant and drank water produced in the Church Water Factory.

As a journalist, I was also one of the A-LIST guests at some point.

Those who know Synagogue Church very well will understand those guests that will be taken straight to the SUPER MARKET where Super Eagles Player, Daniel Amokachi was the ATTENDANT in the early 2000.

TB Joshua was the first Cleric to maintain an organized MEDIA, having what was referred to then as "Synagogue Church Correspondent." He will buy thousands of copies of any newspaper or magazine that publish positive stories about his church and the copies formed part of the souvenirs given to visitors to the church then.

The first time I visited his church (at the old site in a swampy area of Ikotun, Lagos), my conclusion was that he had a certain power, either from God or from other sources. That was in 1993.

That day, I saw people falling the moment he came out - ME I DID NOT FALL O...

In early 2000, I witnessed some of his MIRACLE SERVICES too, some in the night.

Also, I am aware that he had young people, mostly girls running errands for him. They were the ones who will inform him of the presence of guests and usher in the guest when it was their time to see him.

When I was to get married in 2003, Prophet TB Joshua was among those I gave invitation to and he even requested that I bring my wife before the marriage, which I never did.

So, I knew Prophet TB Joshua. He was a humble and kind person - at least, from his PUBLIC INTERACTIONS.

On scandals surrounding him and his church, it did not start today.

Pastor Chris Okotie of the Household of God Church once had public altercations with him. Then, Okotie called TB Joshua the WIZARD at ENDOR, and described his church as the FAKE CHURCH, the COUNTERFEIT CHURCH where people go like King Saul out of desperation.

“They are not interested in knowing Jesus and Him crucified, they are not interested in doctrines, they are not interested in all that pertains to life and godliness; they are looking for temporary solutions to eternal problems, immediate gratification; that is why the place is an Endor and he as the superintendent of that place is the Wizard at Endor,” Chris Okotie said.

There was also the Kola Olawuyi saga. Olawuyi (now late) was a popular Yoruba Radio and Television presenter who did series of expose on TB Joshua then.

Even the Christian bodies in Nigeria never accepted TB Joshua. Both the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) and the Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria (PFN) rejected him. To them, he was simply an exorcist or a charmer and so on.

The likes of Pastor Enoch Adeboye, General Overseer, Redeemed Christian Church of Nigeria (RCCG), Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, Bishop David Oyedepo and many others rejected TB Joshua until his death.

Adeboye, in 2009 said he would never go to Joshua’s church to minister.

He was quoted as saying in the Vanguard newspaper when asked whether he could worship in Joshua’s church, “No! Definitely not! If he wants me to come and minister in his church, we will sit down; we will discuss the issue of salvation the way I understand it, according to the scriptures.

“If we agree on that and he now wants me to come and preach the same message of salvation in his church, then I will go.”

To Adeboye, TB Joshua was never born again and so, he could not associate himself with him.

Also, the PFN and its members dissociated themselves from him, saying they did not believe that his was a ministry of God.

Pastor Wale Adefarasin, PFN National Secretary said then, "when somebody says he is as Christian, pastor, minister, you ask him when did he become born-again. Most people know when they get born again, when they confess Jesus with heir mouth. But T. B. Joshua said he was converted from his mothers womb. And we know that is not possible."
On TB Joshua, the PFN made it clear then that "members who fraternise with him will be suspended until they repent."

Then, the only major ally TB Joshua had among the pentecostal pastors was Chris Oyakhilome of the Christ Embassy. It was even speculated that it was through TB Joshua that Oyakhilome got "occultic power."

In 2013, Ghanaian Bishop Isaac Owusu Bempah, Founder and Leader of the Glorious Word Power Ministries International, labeled both TB Joshua and Chris Oyakhilome as "partners in winning souls for the devil."

Owusu Bempah said they were not "true men of God", but leaders of occults, winning souls for the devil.

This claim, according to Owusu-Bempah, was based on God's revelation to him in a vision as well as his own analysis of the scripture, works and conduct of the two popular heads of two religious organisations in Africa.

Therefore, for the BBC, the documentary was just a continuation of the questions that have been asked for years even when TB Joshua was alive.

Those seeing it as witch-hunt, should rather ask themselves when and how the questions will stop.

In the past, Pastor Adeboye of the RCCG and other clerics in CAN and PFN raised same posers raised by the BBC documentary. Kola Olawuyi raised same posers. It is not about BBC, it is about persistent questions being asked.

However, as for me, my conclusion the day I saw Prophet TB Joshua has not changed. He had certain power(s). It is the source that can be contested.

Methinks questions about these powers will continue to be asked until answers are seen to have been provided.

My name is Lere Olayinka. I am still here on the topmost part of Oke Agbonna in Okemesi Ekiti, chopping life with the Irunmales. If what I write or do is paining you, in the voice of Emefiele, come here and fight.

RomanceRe: What's Your Plan For 2024? by Gafferde: 9:33pm On Dec 24, 2023
Skilled up.
FoodRe: Show Your Christmas Cooking & Livestock You're Using ⭕️ by Gafferde: 9:09pm On Dec 24, 2023
chelseamann:
Getting down already
Enjoying life. grin cheesy
HealthRe: I Successfully Quit Nail Biting. by Gafferde: 8:58pm On Dec 24, 2023
Kelvin30286063:
I'm still in the battle. You don't want to see my nails
cheesy grin
FamilyRe: What Happened That Made You Believe Spiritual Is Real by Gafferde: 8:19pm On Dec 02, 2023
Teenwolf:
If you are an atheist and you believe spirituality is not real...Just try and read the lesser keys of solomon or books of moses and carry out the rituals, guidelines instructions....
Those are even too far.
The book of Revelation is enough
FamilyRe: What Happened That Made You Believe Spiritual Is Real by Gafferde: 8:11pm On Dec 02, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Again, 99.999999% of you lot have never experienced the spiritual. It is just that you mistake all of your mental delusions coupled with anxieties for spiritual events when they are far from it. undecided
REST madam
FamilyRe: What Happened That Made You Believe Spiritual Is Real by Gafferde: 7:22pm On Dec 02, 2023
Kobojunkie:
So breeze no dey blow open door anywhere else at all at all because anytime it does it has to mean your ground mother died? undecided

99.999999% of you lot have never experienced the spiritual. It is just that you mistake all of your mental delusions coupled with anxieties as spiritual events when they are far from it. undecided
STFU.
Stop quoting every body
FamilyRe: What Happened That Made You Believe Spiritual Is Real by Gafferde: 7:12pm On Dec 02, 2023
Only the fool won't believe in the supernatural.
TravelRe: Canada Looks Like Isolation Camp - Nigerian Man Who Relocated To Canada Laments by Gafferde: 1:51pm On Nov 19, 2023
Goke7:
All these gen z wey never mature enough to japa

Dude Dey find where e go play ball as if na mushin e Dey grin
cheesy grin cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Used This Cream Before? by Gafferde: 9:29pm On Nov 07, 2023
It will make you darker.

I only like the smell.
Christianity EtcRe: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Gafferde(op): 7:36pm On Nov 05, 2023
cool embarassed tongue tongue
FamilyRe: Osogbo Man Cries On Air As DNA Test Reveals He Is Not The Father Of His Four Kid by Gafferde: 3:30pm On Nov 05, 2023
Nairaland and never-ending tribalism war.

This is why I don't like to come here
RomanceWhy You Need To Be Rich by Gafferde(op): 7:30pm On Oct 24, 2023
A guy asked me why most rich people don't have time for food.

I said if 10 million enter your account now, you can go 2 days without food because you won't feel that hungry.😁

Even as little as 50k , 200k or 1M.

The feeling of abundance makes you less hungry.

What really sponsor hunger is scarcity..

What makes you eat alot daily is scarcity.

If you have a business that makes you 100k to 200k daily, you may catch ulcer.

Because you will hardly eat.

You won't fancy some of those food and locations your mind dream to eat in during your broke period.

Some stuffs that catch your attention during your broke phase won't catch your attention anymore.

Abundance is very sweet o..

There are days I have made crazy figures all through out and forgot to eat.

It is just the feeling of abundance.

Scarcity causes depression, increase in your eating habit and feeling of low self esteem when you go out.

When you are living in millions, even if you put on slippers to a party, you can shout at anybody 😁

You don't feel timid.

You don't also try to impress people with expensive dressing because you know you are truly rich.

Evidence dey.

Most of these habits to impress people comes from scarcity.

See.. In all you do, work out yourself to get out of the scarcity zone.

Even if it will take you the next 2 years..

Make sure you get out..

Abundance is very sweet.

Keep building and investing in yourself.

You will get there.

#joshexchangehub
RomanceRe: Why Men Of Nowadays Don't Want To Get Married. by Gafferde(op): 9:18pm On Oct 23, 2023
MyExpression:
Apart from the economy, men have up their games too.
No one wants to settle and take care of a beautiful lazy gurl for the rest of her life.

You want rich guys, Rich guys want ladies with economic value
Men dont won't liabilities as wives this days
RomanceRe: Why Men Of Nowadays Don't Want To Get Married. by Gafferde(op): 5:19pm On Oct 23, 2023
grin cool
RomanceWhy Men Of Nowadays Don't Want To Get Married. by Gafferde(op): 9:17am On Oct 23, 2023
Women are surplus but ready men are scarce.

More men keep running away from relationships and marriages because of financial responsibilities and obligations. Many of them are waiting to make money, and afterwards pick any woman they like. You can't blame them.

Call them weak men. Call them insecure men. It doesn't and will never change the fact that society measures the seriousness of a suitor by his financial readiness and capability.

If you're a woman and you're already married or in a committed relationship, you don't know how blessed you are. You are really blessed. Be grateful to that man. Be grateful everyday for finding love. It's very difficult to experience real love from a man whom other women rejected because he was not financially up to standard.

Your marriage or relationship may be rocky at the moment, but always thank your creator for bringing him to you. Be grateful that he still loves you and he still sticks around.

Fight for what you both have and share. Protect your man and your intimacy. Pray for your man.
Christianity EtcI Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Gafferde(op): 9:57pm On Oct 22, 2023
For me, I don’t know why people fantasize about going to heaven.

To sing, and worship forever? No day, no night, no improvements, no growth, no need for food, no sex, no pain, no motivation, nothing… just an unending sessions of people wearing whites garments singing around.

Sing for the first 10 years. Not tiring. Then sing another 2956 billion years. Nothing special. It sounds robotic and monotonous.

Heaven doesn’t sound like anything interesting to me. It may be a great venue for you. To each is own. If I should choose, I will prefer to stay dead when I die… I want to decay, and turn to elements of the earth.

I am not interested in heaven or hell. They are both bizzare and weird. In one you burn and cry without end. In the other, you rejoice without end.

Extreme cases. If they exist, I am not interested.

Of course, I would change my stance if I see a better explanation. But for now… the description of heaven is a very boring place.

#think

Cc. Ifeanyi eze
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija All Stars Cost Us N5.5bn – Organisers by Gafferde: 4:49pm On Oct 04, 2023
unavailablecity:
Idiomatic program, build a factory for 1 billion naira and employ Nigerians NO. producing expensive OLOSHO yearly YES. Awon werey.
Excuse me.
Who should build the factory for you?
AutosRe: Can The Iphone 15 Pro Max Price Buy Any Car In Nigeria? - Carmart.ng by Gafferde: 10:31pm On Sep 27, 2023
If I won't be using it for my online jobs...then there's no post buying it
RomanceWomen Don't Date Men Below Their Financial, Social Class by Gafferde(op): 10:13am On Sep 27, 2023
Appearance, Social status and Financial Independence are the three gold standards w||men judge every man by.

If you are not good looking, they expect you to level up with a prominent social status or financial readiness.

If you are not influential or successful, they will only take you under the condition that you are good looking which is temporary..

For every w||man in her prime, a man will have to meet atleast two of these standards to gain their attention.

Also bear in mind that w||men do not care about a man’s appearance as much as they care about his social and financial status.

Only men are considerate enough to date w||men without using social or financial status as a standard and most times men place character over appearance.

Men are attracted to average looking broke g|rls from poor backgrounds with no job, no skill and no status.

A King, Business tycoon, Billionaire and Celebrity can drop down to the lowest village and marry a g|rl fetching water from the stream.

All he wants is respect, loyalty and good knacks.

9 out of every 10 girl reading this article dates a man who is doing far better than her financially, yet she’d categorize him as brōke.

It is the audacity for me.

We live in a society where a man must be good looking, influential or financially stable to get the attention of an average looking w||man, brōke ass with zero influence.

E good? 🌚

Class dismissed..

®️UNTAMED

RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Lists Women Who Are Most Likely To Cheat. by Gafferde(op): 10:53am On Sep 25, 2023
Reminderz:
No lies here. The post states "most likely"... learn to read to understand first... and the reason is so obvious unless you want to pretend to be dumb to this fact.

You see that 1,2,3 omooh nor reason am at all... The poster even forget to add actresses... omoh those ones are on another level... Bankers grin, those ones dey add cheating to their CV... if you've been to the banking hall very well, you would notice some funny movements if you sabi observe...

bottom line is, you can't satisfy women... don't even try to.. you'll never be enough.. a woman who belongs to the street will always find her way there, no matter what you do... a woman who will cheat will cheat even if you give her the universe... doubting me?? ask Adam..
Hmm.
Na true you talk my brother
RomanceNigerian Man Lists Women Who Are Most Likely To Cheat. by Gafferde(op): 8:04am On Sep 25, 2023
@ojay_obin

Most likely to cheat:
- Women who pay all the bills
- Housewives of rich, busy men.
- Internet Models
- Nurses
- Military wives
- Flight attendants
- Bankers
- Real Estate agents
- Marketers
- Young wives of Old husbands
- Breadwinner women again
- Nurses again
Do you think he is right?

You can add yours too.

TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Gafferde: 6:11pm On Sep 24, 2023
Omo..been a while here. cheesy cool
How is everyone doing?
Eeghe. Teamie How are you?

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