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Hilarious:

Is this true?

Each time you feel like complaining that the Economy is bad.......remember Dasuki took $2.1 billion from CBN's vault and created a major crack in that Economy.
Everytime you want to wail that the economy is in shambles.....remember Dokpesi collected N2.1billion from our common wealth.
Each time you feel like complaining that people are losing their jobs on a daily basis, remember the N4.6billion collected for Spiritual purposes(still can't get over that) contributed to worsening our lot as a country.
Whenever you want to insult Buhari that nothing is working , remember Odili collected N100M for what purpose we don't know yet and that money can build a major factory
At a time you would want to say Buhari hasn't achieved anything yet, remember Bode "Tewonde" George took N100M and up until now, he hasn't account for it......that money ensured our economy was torn apart the more.
On days you believe you should abuse the CHANGE mantra, make sure you remember Dasuki said he was asked to distribute N10billion to everyone from kitchen cabinet to organisations to ensure your hero won the election.....that amount further depleted our National wealth......
Buhari met an almost irredeemable Economy and alongside his VP, they are trying to clean up the mess......
Some people's Fathers,Husbands, Children, Cousins and Nephews were sent to the battle front to go and die at the expense of their re-election bid.......
How CALLOUS was your hero? They watched people die like chicken and even had the guts to charge the brave soldiers with mutiny.........
If Jonathan still remains your hero after these few confessions, then you are more callous than he is.......and I have NO iota of respect for you!!

Each time you feel like complaining that the Economy is bad.......remember Dasuki took $2.1 billion from CBN's vault and created a major crack in that Economy.
Everytime you want to wail that the economy is in shambles.....remember Dokpesi collected N2.1billion from our common wealth.
Each time you feel like complaining that people are losing their jobs on a daily basis, remember the N4.6billion collected for Spiritual purposes(still can't get over that) contributed to worsening our lot as a country.
Whenever you want to insult Buhari that nothing is working , remember Odili collected N100M for what purpose we don't know yet and that money can build a major factory
At a time you would want to say Buhari hasn't achieved anything yet, remember Bode "Tewonde" George took N100M and up until now, he hasn't account for it......that money ensured our economy was torn apart the more.
On days you believe you should abuse the CHANGE mantra, make sure you remember Dasuki said he was asked to distribute N10billion to everyone from kitchen cabinet to organisations to ensure your hero won the election.....that amount further depleted our National wealth......
Buhari met an almost irredeemable Economy and alongside his VP, they are trying to clean up the mess......
Some people's Fathers,Husbands, Children, Cousins and Nephews were sent to the battle front to go and die at the expense of their re-election bid.......
How CALLOUS was your hero? They watched people die like chicken and even had the guts to charge the brave soldiers with mutiny.........
If He is still remains your hero after these few confessions, then you are more callous than he is.......and I have NO iota of respect for you!!

"Card reader, separated the goats from the yam.
TSA separated the yams from the goats.
EFCC extracting the yams from the goats.
ICPC removing the goats from the barn..
Oops! Was there a barn in the theory?! My bad!
And DSS, relocating the goats to ehm, ehm.. to the farm.. "

Mrs Roli Bode George, wife of popular PDP bigwig, Bode George has been appointed as Acting Chairman, National Drugs Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA.
Her appointment follows retirement of the former chairman of the anti-drug agency Ahmadu Giade on Wednesday November 25th after serving the agency for 10 years.
Mrs Bode George was appointed DG of the agency in June 2014 by former President Goodluck Jonathan.


sources: http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/wife-of-pdp-chieftain-bode-george-appointed-as-acting-chairman-of-ndlea.146777/

Solidkay:
I bet u if they are also faced wit d present situation of corruption and money laundring they will also fumble or rather flow wit d tide,
Afterall they r human beings

concur

Can we have a replacement of these people in the near future?

Amazing... Isn't it?

My people is this true?

This boy says the fact, what did you think?

Dear pro-biafrans; I support your struggle 100% but my problem is your approach. I would want to suggest the following procedures and i can assure you its going to work out successfully. if you can unite and follow the following steps then i can tell, welcome to the Republic of Biafra in advance.

STEP 1
withdraw all your services from Nigeria and render the Nigerians helpless as you are the backbone of the country

STEP 2
Withdraw your kinsmen who are public office holders e.g Ike Ekweremadu, deputy senate president, Peter Obi the D.G of S.E.C

STEP 3
Reject all the ministerial nominations from the so-called Nigeria.

STEP 4
Endeavour to reject Federal Allocations for many months to come. You are very industrious people you will be better off without it federation allocation from Abuja

STEP 5
Stop all form of importation through the Nigerian sea ports so that Nigeria will crumble without your Tax

STEP 6
Recall all your sons and daughters from all parts of Nigeria to relocate to home until this fight is over then Nigeria can beg them to come back as expatriates

STEP 7
Lock up all your shops in idumota, Alaba international, Kano main market, and every other market even in the remote villages across the country.

STEP 8
Go beyond closing of the Niger bridge stop all Nigerians from buying or selling in Onitsha Main market or Ariaria market in Aba.

STEP 9
Make sure you make your Visa very hard for Nigerians.

STEP 10
This fight can be achieved without Violence just like south Sudan. Finally, make sure you don’t fight it with weapons. NO MORE WAR PLEASE!!!!! NO SINGLE BLOOD DROP IS WORTH SHEDDING TO HAVE BIAFRA!!!

Igbo kwenu!!! hee! .

WE DON’T WANT LOSE LIVES AGAIN

is this true?

Be careful with your wordings when speaking to a woman
alway looking for a reason to react..

This is how Chelsea view the league table

DaBullIT:
Chinese god hehehehe

A group photograph below have some unique features
answer the questions that follow

I call it Mother's Love
what is your opinion?

Whose name appear most on media these days, Saraki or Ameachi?

It appears PMB has gone on from being accused of an Islamic agenda to actually having a pastoral Christian agenda considering the very high number of Pastors among all his nominees till date. His VP is a pastor. His Sec. to the Govt. na Pastor, his Chief of Defense Staff sef na Pastor. And now 2 or 3 of his ministers are Pastors. Wetin we go do about PMB's Pastoral agenda?

once upon a time, a former governor disguised as a woman to escape from security personnel

i hope #Diezani will not disguise as Man to escape

good

yemaldo:
Oyinlola is from osun

Lai Mohammed is from Kwara

Aminat508:
where is my name?

check the footnote

Mogidi:
Nigeria is at a standstill, the future under Buhari is bleak.

Gerara hia mehn

meanwhile

For all "freebies" lovers.

IYADARA:
May the lord be with them .........

Ameen

Olucheye:
What zone is he from?

North