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The sh*thole country with a sh*thole dullard president....

ShyCypher:
Barcelona has always been a city on the cutting edge. It was at the frontier of Spain’s industrial revolution and the location of its first railway in 1848.
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In 1992, it played host to one of the most memorable Olympic Games in recent history.

And in 2017, Barcelona notched up another proud accolade as it welcomed Europe’s first ever sex doll brothel.

It’s a brave new world out there.

Here’s what you need to know about the LumiDolls enterprise.

Plastic and payment

LumiDolls opened to punters in February 2017, the brainchild of a team of young entrepreneurs who spotted a gap in the market.

‘Our services are unique in the world and have generated great expectations,’ says Sergi Prieto, co-founder of LumiDolls.

The brothel is a place where men, and presumably women, can ‘fulfill [their] fantasies without any limits’.

‘Customers come to seek new sexual experiences and new ways of “living sex”. Like us, they believe that this is the beginning of the sex of the future,’ says Sergi.

If you take his word for it then ‘sex of the future’ involves money and moulded plastic.

The hyper-realistic sex dolls are crafted from thermoplastic elastomer – a polymer known to be especially soft.

Sessions start at around £70 for 30 minutes, going up to approximately £158 for a two-hour love-in.

Couples’ sessions are available for £140, and if you can’t or don’t want to leave your house then the dolls can come to you: expect to pay £210 for ‘home service’.

You’ll no doubt be relieved to know that hygiene is a top priority: each doll is thoroughly disinfected with ‘special antibacterial soap’ and customers are encouraged to wear condoms.

Yet what goes on in the private rooms – that come complete with plasma TV and a selection of adult films – (mercifully) stays there.

Visitors can even specify how they would like their plastic playmate to be positioned and dressed, with three fetish looks to choose from: executive (shirt, skirt, sexy stockings), school girl (don’t make me spell it out) and rather unexpectedly, fitness girl, who comes attired in running leggings and sports bra. With optional underwear, of course.

Meet the ladies

LumiDolls offer clients four girls: Katy, Kanda, Lily and Yoko.

At first, it was Katy who proved most popular. At 5ft 6in with inflated lips, giant boobs and a long blonde mane, it’s not hard to work out why.

But Katy has competition.

Prieto explains: ‘Now we have Yoko, a doll with a heating system and a step above the others in quality. Its price is higher but our customers pay it.’

Yoko has a temperature of 37C throughout her body – perhaps a sign that there really is no substitute for the warmth of another human being after all.

Or maybe the draw is just Yoko’s pants, which have ‘F*** me’ emblazoned across the front.



They have no cellulite, no morning breath, no conversation – no demands. The majority has been designed to look young – and we are talking young young.


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Endtime things and very unnatural

He will just use her and dump her afterwards. She is lucky if she succeeds as his next baby mama.

Nigeria is a joke. And some people still believe this country is making progress.. ....

Don't blame Him entirely, Just pray these guys don't remember you, they hypnotize you first and you are under their control.

Jesus Christ Has NO Statue please, stop the blasphemy.. ..

17yrs is the "BENCH MARK ", ask FG when the do budget.

To protect the herdsmen I suppose?

Is only a foolish Zombie that can not read inbetween the lines that both the IGP, Buhari and most Hausa Fulani leaders planned all this attacks. I pity the people of Benue State.

His mind is permanently dirty. God help you.

Hmmmmmmm... ..you guys can protest till next year, nothing will happen.

Kubwa -Abuja to owerre.. .#5300-#9500 now

...is nurse Abigail the mother of the girl ?

APC, bunch of rouges, liars and career criminals. This present govt and it's gang Of liars need to work harder at getting their lies straight. ....

Let us just endure it, Baba told us these things will come to pass b4 we can start enjoying come 2018. Change we voted, change we are reaping. ����

...chai see flat b***t. Men are wicked, nothing for the future husband to play with.

Pls upload Ur mom's picture Let us see. am sure Oshomhole is finer than ur mom.

75 or 85? Kia Buhari....fear Allahooo

My belleooo! I wan die with laf, RO, kpuomuoo!

Did he propose to you? ���

.....she dey btw man and woman

We will continue crossing over to any country we like. And nobody can stop us, not even their president including you and ur likes can't do nothing. If we catch them here, we will burn them alive, period!

Let them remain there with the demon that has posses them. Disgusting lots. ...

pafra:
MEET ONE MOST CORRUPT CIVIL SERVANT RICHER THAN 4 NORTHERN GOVERNORS.

“Civil servant to forfeit 86 vehicles, four houses to FG
The High Court of the Federal Capital Territory in Apo, Abuja, has ordered that 86 luxury vehicles, together with four houses and a quarry plant in Abuja, belonging to a civil servant, Mr. Ibrahim Tumsah, be temporarily forfeited to the Federal Government.
The luxury vehicles were allegedly seized from Tumsah, a director in the federal Civil Service.” - PUNCH

An online Magazine known as BizWatch profiled him in August 2017 as

“CORRUPT BILLIONAIRE: THE UNTOLD WEALTH OF FINANCE/ACCOUNT DIRECTOR OF MIN. OF POWER, WORKS & HOUSING; IBRAHIM TUMSAH WHO IS RICHER THAN FOUR NORTHERN GOVERNORS”.

This is part of the examples of #CorruptionInMDAs that CATBAN is talking about.





Source: http://www.biznesswatch.com/corrupt-billionaire-the-untold-wealth-of-financeaccount-director-of-min-of-power-works-housing-ibrahim-tumsah-who-is-richer-than-four-northern-governors-part-1/



http://punchng.com/civil-servant-to-forfeit-86-vehicles-four-houses-to-fg/

This Is why they will never agree to restructuring, They like fraud.

I thought dullards can only win elections in Liberia and Uganda?

This is size abuse. He should look for his size before he crushes the little lady.

Askam, instead of providing dividends of democracy, he's there calling on God who has given them power to do that, maybe God will come and do that for them. Nigeria politicians are terrible.

...yoruba, the tribe of "Judas "

See mumu, most of the looters are now in APC.

PARASITIC FEDERALISM... .This country can never move forward with this level of constitutionaly enshrined LAZINESS.

.....and the case will remain in the court for 10yrs after which elections must have been conclude. Una brain the work well.

You are thinking with your brain unlike some people. ...