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Heard the interview commenced today, is it true?

Kirinwa: What of pupils that put their mouthh on the noozle?

Ask them ooo. Remember back then, when we take turns to suck water directly from the nozzle wheneva the tap stoped running. Suprisingly, my class mate sucked out something. Guess what?.....an earthworm

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My man, it shall be well with you. Your aforementioned post helped me a great deal. Thank You

Abeg, you people should stop all these english arguements. The question here is .....has anybody successfully registered?

Please i need past questions on English, govt, commerce and economics. Thanks

And all you got in return was a mere hug?......while the supporter of APC girl will go back to the so called ''dick-head''.

@op,.... and who told you that NNAMDI AZIKIWE was Nigeria's first president?
Nnamdi Azikiwe was the head of state while Alhaji Abubaka Tafawa Belewa was the head of government. Zik was just performing ceremonial roles in place of the UK Queen .

neighbourhud: In what look like a mysterious act, a 20 year old boy, Jelili Ogunole, has caused stir in Akure, capital of Ondo state for satisfying his sexual desire with a hen. The Incident, happened at continental area of the town, with residents in agape, on the what might have led the young man into such mysterious act.

According to the culprit, he did not know what came over him, to performed the bizarre act, at the dead of the night.

He said he woke up to satisfied his sexual orgy, when a spirit bounced on him to commit the evil act.

"I could not control my sexual feelings because my manhood was itching me before it erected.

"A spirit just came over me and i didn't know what I was doing again until, I finished sleeping with the bird", he said.

The boy, who had confessed that he only gets sexual gratification from animals, also blamed devil for his misdeeds.

"Honestly, it is evil spirit and am now regretting my action and won't do it again".

Jelili, a school drop out, was an apprentice at a wielding shop close to the street and was said to have had a history of harming and having sex with animals.

Source said he had once been accused for sleeping with a nursing goat in his home-village, before he was driven out by his parent, to stay with his elder brother in the city.

Jelili, was said to have been staying along with his elder brother in the same building at continental area and with the owner of the hen.

Narrating how the bizarre incident occurred, the owner of the hen, Mrs. Stella Akintola revealed that she was asleep, when the clucking noise of the bird woke her up.

Akintola said she was disturbed and came out to see what was happening and noticed the door linking the backyard was not locked.

"I walked out of my room and noticed the door to the backyard was opened while I searched to know who was outside.

"Immediately, I saw Jelili at the yard and I asked him what he was doing outside at the dead of the night but he told me, he was having constipation"

The woman added that after attending to him, she moved ahead to searched for her hen and later found it dead in the toilet with bloods over its body.

"I had wanted to shout to know the caused of its death when Jelili came to confessed that he slept with the bird.

The bird later died as a result of the alleged abuse.

Our Correspodent who visited the scene, reports that the feathers of the bird were found, spreading over the toilet with blood and fresh human semen oozing out of it.

Source: http://www.dailytimes.com.ng/article/exclusive-20-year-old-man-sleeps-hen-akure

Super story

Unabefool: what's the meaning of "kee way"

It is a slang mostly used by igbos to mean.......how u dey?

You should reply with ....''kee way''

The application forms and registration for both Pre-ND, ND and HND programmes will end on 30th of August 2014. For general info including the admission process, accomodation, transport and what's not, post ur questions

This thread is For students who applied for admission into Prelim, ND or HND programmes in IMT Enugu. Post your questions for clarifications. I'm here to help you all.

please, if any one of us gets wind of info that the form is on sale, pls do not hesitate to inform us here

geoduke550: 2ND CHOICE? I DOUBT UNN ACCEPT. Am a DE admitted student currently in 2/3.

Please, in what department are you? And i will like to know the number of students that was admitted in your department during your set

prolifikVj: What I have is for med courses...bio, eng, chem and physics..who wants those?
However there's this compilation of unn postume questions since 2005.
Truth is, the DE questions are mostly culled from past jamb questions...especially the earlier years. So I was told anyways.
@gallas the intake depends on the performance in postume. Its always limited though. The list is usually released with the supplementary admission list of jambitos. Say for medicine for instance...last year's DE intake was about 15.

Ok.....thanks

prolifikVj: Anybody needing practice papers?

I need practice papers as well. Seconsol91@yahoo.com

prolifikVj: That's great Gallas. At least we have ears close to unec.
Spoke to someone wrote and passed last year...she said the form should soon be up for sales

Please help me and ask the person......like how many people do they admit in each department

prolifikVj: Is anybody in this house in the east? Enugu to be precise?

Yes am in Enugu. Agbani road to be precise

akinzyakin: Abi oo.. Bin checkn dis group lyk crase noin @ all.. Pls make it active we need u dis period.. Am also a Unn direct entry aspirant

Which course are u aspiring for?

eunisam: may be!

That?

We all have in one way or the other heared about the supposed modus operandi that BH uses to unleash mayhem to defenceless civilians in the North East and retreat back to Sambisa Forest....which includes but not limited to :
attacking local villages and retreat back to Sambisa. My questions now goes thus:
1. Why hasn't there been a Boko Haram memeber who has so far betrayed the Group ?.
2. If all those BH members know their way to and from Sambisa with ease, why hasn't the ones arrested by the military shown the Military the way to Shekau.
3. If the aforementioned possibilities seems elusive, why hasn't the military used spies who will pretend as militants willing to join the BH group and know their inside-out?
Too many questions begging for answers

Interesting

ggrin: u mean aaron ramsey

No...just Aaron. sometimes, when u are going to the market and someone else sitting in his house, gives u money and tells u to help him/her to buy something......in the East, the person going to the market will reply.....''as aaron na''

Why do people dislike not only the name AARON but also refer to being cheated as been an Aaron. I was having a conversation with someone and in the course of it, i told him to call me on phone whenever they bring light that i want to go out. He was like.....''as Aaron na''(aaron that will stay at home while others go out). My question is.....was Aaron so dumb?

makkitush: got it.thanks

You are welcome

Artery: Thanks for this info, it was really helpful. I'm applying with a B.Sc.

Ok

makkitush: if i can't transfer via direct entry.then which people is it meant for.enlighten pls cos i'm confused now.

To the best of my knowledge, HND, OND, and NCE holders are qualified for admission through DE.

Artery: Thanks, you're sure without any doubts? I'm asking 'cos I chose them as my 2nd choice & I've been hearing that they don't call 2nd choice candidates.

That is a fallacy. They accept second choice for DE candidates. What qualification have u obtained before? And from which school?

makkitush: *clears throat* WHY the doubt.please

Cos am not sure. But i don't think so