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Romance / Re: He Fvkced Me In My Dreams. Woke Up To A D!kc Right In My Pvsys by Gandume1(m): 2:24pm On Feb 06, 2022 |
olosho don drop quote |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Gandume1(m): 2:17pm On Feb 05, 2022 |
I borrowed my friend a shirt he later return it after he's done with I ware it the next day because is one of my best shirt Fortunately I jam my crush for road she then talk to me that finally day ,,,(my crush )-wow andrew see how you look good wow this shirt fit you oo so Las las Mark don dash u .....cry burst ��� PMB : cried when he heard that poor citizens use to buy spaghetti N80 He cried when he see people struggling to buy fuel He cried when he see people shouting baba help us He is crying because he see how heartless people are.they don't appreciate the good WORK. that's why he duplicate 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Gandume1(m): 2:14pm On Feb 05, 2022 |
I asked God for money �but I know God doesn't work that way ,so I stole the money and ask for forgiveness � A country where love song sound like kpomo sweet sweet....And they will call the artist songwriter Sometimes I use to imagine how our slay queens shit �they will be like O .M.G what's this ... Imagine baba way de stay for bush are now all over Facebook what a wonderful business..� Someone that cannot even make him self laugh will be telling you I want a funny guy does the funny guy told you he want a angry bird Once upon a time .I was looking for a job then suddenly I got one The day they called me for interview unfortunate to me na my ex be the interviewee,, guess what that bitch gon ask me ,,,,,,I guess � I remember when my grandma story use to sound real And now if I say she lied to me .they will say elders don't lie,,I beg lemme tell small from the lamber I heard that year -once upon a time there was a one village with two chicken and two cows and chickens are the ones in control of that village so one-day cow decides to move to city so he won't be ruled by chick ..see rat see rat.....Okay go sleep we continue tomorrow .And you will see me with my big head tomorrow asking for the full scene ���� Old olosho be like all these things we av done it before .we see say e no go favour us na wetin make we stop |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Gandume1(m): 2:12pm On Feb 05, 2022 |
What a funny country which an unsuccessful drunkard will be giving you advice on how to make am ���♂️ I don't listen to rap songs in front of my parents because I know wetin go come next ..But naija can change names that's why I love my country now if I say cucumber or kpomo I know they understand �� She's single offline while disturbing us of 14 February online � Nothing pain like eating your favourite food and never belle full More are are loading.... 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Guys, What Is The Worst That Can Happen From Staying Without Sex? by Gandume1(m): 11:30am On Feb 05, 2022 |
the only thing is they will always masturbates and they will get addicted to porn more and more and keep claiming virginity because they never touched woman before so they will keep on mind that they are still virgin ...But most of them masturbates more than two times a day and it can affect their mind they will not have the courage to go into relationship is hard to get a guy of 20 years that is still a virgin this online generation people use to learn alot of thing online so is not possible let make it clear if don ever watch porn bro keep this in mind you are no more a virgin and I don't think staying without sex is a problem if not Jesus for don die at his closed 17 |
Romance / Re: Why Are Girls From Rich Homes More Appreciative? by Gandume1(m): 11:09am On Feb 05, 2022 |
Okay I start like this..... rich girl need love true love because at times is hard for them to get one but poor girl need money based on the kind background she came from rich people always give away gifts so at times is hard for them to get something like that.. people always think they gat all they want but they really need love so if you give them gift no matter how little it is ..they will surely appreciate because you showed them love.... poor girl picture love as an investment while rich girl picture love as an fate something they always wish for ... poor girls always come up with crazy lifestyle based on the background is hardly to get virgin from gettoh because they always hang around with guys So they are use to them ...they actually appreciate nothing from guys ... But rich girls hate one losing the one they love because all they ever want in there whole lifetime is to be loved ....because they don't use to hang around with people always indoors steady with their phones they ain t allowed to go out side ..So at times they downgrade broke boys that's why they always loose courage to approach them... poor girl don't have enough time for any true love they only want to get married whenever they get tired with the street lifestyle and they need is food not love that's why some of them run for olosho work is not a choice but they just don't know how to do they really need sum to obtain some nobody will ever show you love like rich girl but they will never bring it out you can only hear alot from her friends....But one thing about is they are over jealous rich girl can kill you and the girl you're cheating with � because they hate nothing but cheating they hate yes they do ..So be careful if you got one don't cheat on her if not she will put pressure on your life when it comes to respect rich people respect only the ones they love gettoh children get respect but is fake oo they only respect when they know they are get something from u they are well discipline because they spend alot of time with their parents I'm sorry but for sure rich people respect their love ones more than poor ppl I know all this because im from the gettoh too I'ma broke ass nigga so I know how the live on the street is ..... |
Phones / Re: Why Are Lumia Phones So Cheap? by Gandume1(m): 2:44pm On Feb 04, 2022 |
What a funny country which an unsuccessful drunkard will be giving you advice on how to make am ���♂️ I don't listen to rap songs in front of my parents because I know wetin go come next ..But naija can change names that's why I love my country now if I say cucumber or kpomo I know they understand �� She's single offline while disturbing us of 14 February online � Nothing pain like eating your favourite food and never belle full More are are loading....... |
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