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I felt for the python. Like seriously...

Too bad! innocent Python eats itself to death , see what it swallowed.....


Aww, this 13 feet giant Python killed itself by swallowing more than it could chew. The rock Python was found dead at the side of the road at Lake Eland Game Reserve, near Port Shepstone, South Africa. When its stomach was opened, a two stone porcupine was found inside it.
It had swallowed the prickly porcupine and was lying beneath a rocky ledge where it had been trying to digest the meal and died there. See more photos after the cut...

My problem is; "who finance these people?"

I'm more than 27, still single. I think dis thread is not useful to me

40m wat? Re u kidding me?

Show me a public officer who is not corrupt in Nigeria

feldido:
The reason why the whites call us animals... For GOD's sake this is a formal function, why can't they be civil for once?

Is putting on suit or dressing co-operate tantamount to 'civil or formal'?

Only God knows wen Africans go stop copy copy

That environment doesn't look like a corporate/formal office to me. Perhaps! A saloon or a bar.

I'm not move anyway!

When the guy is financially stable(not necessary aving millions) and mature while emotionally stable goes for the ladys.

AGE:

Guyz: 25 to 35

Ladies: 18 to 28

My opinion though

But that doesn't mean guys or ladies above those age brackets mentioned above cannot or don't get marry.

The last time I checked polytechnic's curriculum, I saw limited research course work

Sleep with another man in order to secure a job for her man

See person wey de preach against premarital sex. Please pal, go thru her previous topics. Sandranna my yansh

If it is in the blood. Then, cheating is inevitable

Take it easy Sandranna. Dis one wey u de bash people way take out of their precious time time and hard earned money(Data) to open and comment on ur topic. De no try? Even if de re out of point.

Wetin for my own bashing too

These biafras re funny ooh. Is Anambra not part of Nigeria? So, de should move them to another state abi? So, una de fear de almajiris?

But, on a serious note. I expected to Miscreant to be in their grave yard, nt another prison

tunnamania11:
Hmmmm

Hmmm!

tunnamania11:

You did well with your conciseness.
If u had made it an epistle, I wouldn't even read.
Those points are so true.

Most Nigerians lack reading vocabulary; main reason why we've half baked graduates

vizkiz:
very soon we will start seeing threads like:
"10 signs your girlfriend is a mami water"

you're damn right. I think it'll start from you "why do guyz like girls fight, 10 reasons why you should vote...! Bla bla"

Some people say they "just knew" that they were dating their future spouse. But what happens when you're not sure if he's the ONE?

If you're considering long-term commitment or marriage, it's time to ask yourself some tough questions.

Below, 10 signs that may indicate he's not for you.

1) you have a list of things he/she needs to stop doing/saying/wearing if he/she wants your relationship to work.

2) You don't trust him/her

3) You avoid conflict at any cost.

4) when you're sad, you don't turn to him/her for comfort

5) One of you is struggling with an addition.

6) You can't really imagine him as the father/Mother of your children.

7) Your long-term, non-negotiable goals in life are incompatible

You don't respect each other

9) You're not attracted to him/her physically

10) On paper, he seems great, but you've this strange feeling...


I decided to summarize this write up becos of those who sees long write up boring. I can demystify on any point you don't understand

Na konji

Nothing to worry abt. But make sure u're good at pre-intimacy

Woaw! I never knew my State- home town ( Osun- Ijesa) have a nice resort like this? I'm proud to be BLACK, NIGERIA, ODUDUA, OSUN and OMO IJESA to KWALITY.

Thanks Lalasticcala

That is not human; it is a toy. Look very well

I've never see either the SON or DAUGHTER of any rich man UGLY. What could be behind their stunning beauty? I GUESS is MONEY! Or what do u think?

If it is MONEY, then everybody is BEAUTIFUL!

If really the poster is currently working. I bet you, he wouldn't dare try any of those points mentioned.

You could've explained to us how you've used any of those points and how successful it is.

30 what? Wow! That is amazing. Beautiful couple. Happy anniversary

42n8dzydoo:
NO

Hmmm! Which do u prefer?

bigtt76:
It is regarded too formal and too official especially amongst close friends and colleagues

' To formal and too official'. Redundant use of words- Tautology

Is this for real? I'm thinking the negative... I owe any lady on nairaland a ransom that can dare this

I remembered vividly, since from my primary, secondary, Polytechnic, University, places i've worked and where I'm currently making a living and building my career. My teachers, lecturers, colleagues, my boss address me by my surname and I find a sense of happiness within me whenever i'm called by my surname.

A guy was transfer to our office some couple of weeks ago. During his induction, he was introduce as ' BANKOLE ********' (second name hidden for identity reason) to all staff. The surname is 'BANKOLE'. I observed he always caution some of his colleagues to stop addressing him by his surname rather than his middlename. Yesterday, he has this melancholy look. 'u're not looking happy Mr BANKOLE?' I asked. All of sudden, he shouted back at me, that he has warned us to stop calling him by his surname. [b]'BANkOLE is my family name; u don't call it anyhow, we accord respect to the name' [/b]ranted by my colleague. I was dismayed and I told him i'm sorry.

Now to the mature guys/men on this forum, do u get angry if address by your surname or do u prefer people call your other names than surname? Your take please

ifyndy:
Skinny men alwas go for orobo
Atimes I wonda where dey get strength to carry such women

she wasn't Orobo when he married her. Some women lose control of their weight as soon as they're married.

Can't help laughing. See as dey lie down for bed like trailer accident victim

Yea, I concur!