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Hehehehe. . .lavlay . . .this is interesting.

umm, wait a minute somze, did you and Jackal battle? If u did, can you post the link?

what the flammin' Bleep??!!! Freestyle fuckin' takes it!! dude mad flows like the nile!!! terry's nice with the flows too but Freestyle *just* fuckin'* takes *it!

adewaleafolabi:
ijust checked it and i was offered admission but please where can i buy the 5000 access code is it at any bank or where i bought the first one ? thanks

try any Zenith Bank within the Ikeja region. i've bought mine and printed out the forms. say, what course are y a goin in for?

@ angel101:

please help me tell these dumb fcuks. As usual, they and their ilk would start bitching and the usual "Nigeria is bad, nothing good will ever come out of Nigeria" sermon starts. . .

@ denex:

i believe this thread was the height of it. It seems nigerians abroad think because they live/study/work abroad they are righteous saints with their blood not tainted with that of "the fraudulent average Nigerian" and that gives them the moral justification to point fingers and make statements like "the average Nigerian is fraudulent" when most of them of them haven't even been to Naija in the past 5 years, don't even know how the average Nigerian lives, but watch CNN errday, hear stories they want to hear and pass judgement like the self-righteous fcuks they are. Hell, they paint worse images than the foreign media.


When the struggle goes on, they are no where to be found claimin' not to come back, but when things get better and start to stabilize, they would be among the first people to board flights to Naija. . .

Ok, I am pissed off right now so i'm going to come  raw off the head. . . .

I can't believe the piece of shit i've been reading on this thread. I'm not usually one to attack personalities (except that racist slowpoke Horus, of course) but you bet i'm gonna have a slugfest.

People like queen-b and those that agree with her are irredeemable idiots, IQ -defiecient fcuks who are self-righteous ignoramuses who don't know jack about the Average Nigerian.

I know your types, like Aproko rightly put it, you mofos sit in your comfort zones abroad, watch CNN and then proceed to declare "the average Nigerian is fraudulent". What the Bleep do you know about the average Nigerian??!! You S.O.B's sit your bitchasses down abroad, you don't go through the struggle, through the hell the average Nigerian goes through daily just to get that bread, to eat a fuckin' day is almost likened to a do or die affair, the average Nigerians passes through Hades and back just to put food on the table, not forgetting the harsh economic conditions, increase in price of goods and shit, daily harrassment from them AK and whatnot- and then you fcuks dare open your pie-holes to say "the average Nigerian is fraudulent" when you haven't lived what the average Nigerian lives through.  

Pathetic sluts. . .

Lol, all join. . .

True story, Islander, true story.

Whatever crapola he's even talking or insinuating about, Nigerian men don't do. As a mattes of fact, you could even get pimpslapped tryin' to "hold hands" or probably waylayed. So what bile is this mofo spittin'?

True story, Islander, true story.

Whatever crapola he's even talking or insinuating about, Nigerian men don't do. As a mattes of fact, you could even get pimpslapped tryin' to "hold hands" or probably waylayed. So what bile is this mofo spittin'?

Dude obviously's on the hashish. . . .

Exactly. @ poster; Come back and elaborate. Where you not the same person that claimed a market girl in someplace in Nigeria called you an akata?

@ the poster:

what the Bleep are you saying? I've got loads of friends - males, in this case- and we don't hold hands like shit. The only time there's holding of hands is in a gesture of greeting. Bleep it, is shakin' a fuckin' hand gay? I live in Lagos, go to my hometown regularly, visit other Western states and Nigerian men don't fuckin' "hold hands". Whatever you saw, mos definitely is/was a gesture of greeting.

Lmao @ tp. Them otigba boys and their datalife cds!

My cuzzo's bringing over his PC. Will prolly try FEAR on his. . .

@ dtw_sola :

Methodically admnistering asswhipping? Lol, please don't make me laugh in chinese. The dude merely cyber-self-services anytime he see a comment by a Christian concerning whatever "theories" he holds dear to heart. It's almost as if it's a life and death situation for him.

"circular logical reasoning" fools? Perhaps, u should ask urself how much your insults have gotten u so far. What has it done to help whatever you are arguing about? If you and ur crew can't come round the table and respect what i as a believer believes in and applies logic to/in, then don't argue with us in the first place. Abi what is the bloody point? Like david wisely pointed out, what is the use arguing with people on the opposite ("fools" as u call it) since you regard them as "fools"? Abi d tin dey pinch una for bodi?

What if Omo Eko would quit her yapping/
none other than ruggedman would stop her verbal nine from clapping! /

What if Adam and Eve never sinned/
would the world be as it's been?/

Lol, nferyn climaxes anytime a Christian comments about the "shaky foundations of scientific theories" he holds dear . Dude cracks me up errtime with his err. . .disses

Silly Luddite. . . . . ROFL

Aight dawg, looking forward to it. was at computer village last thursday, saw an FPS i wanna get - FEAR, was a bit skeptical about it but went online to get reviews at gamespot. Shit was looking good. . .

By the way, if you don't mind, can you send a copy of that UT via mail. If yo' ass is on Yim, i'ma PM u. . .

Safe. .

Aight dawg, looking forward to it. was at computer village last thursday, saw an FPS i wanna get - FEAR, was a bit skeptical about it but went online to get reviews at gamespot. Shit was looking good. . .

By the way, if you don't mind, can you send a copy of that UT via mail. If yo' ass is on Yim, i'ma PM u. . .

Safe. .

Aight dawg, looking forward to it. was at computer village last thursday, saw an FPS i wanna get - FEAR, was a bit skeptical about it but went online to get reviews at gamespot. Shit was looking good. . .

By the way, if you don't mind, can you send a copy of that UT via mail. If yo' ass is on Yim, i'ma PM u. . .

Safe. .

Ok, lemme clear some shit in here. . .

Chiogo, i wasn't offended by what you wrote. I wasn't even referring to you. . .

@ kgoddie:

dude, it seems you get offended by the slightest shit. Peeps calling you "nigga" doesn't necessarily mean they are dissing you. It depends on the context it was used. Callin' you nigga could just mean homie etc, so don't lose a sweat bro, chill. . .

drea, no offence, but the topic's dead, as in six feet stone cold dead. Let it rest, will ya? And if you want a spin-off, i believe the Religion section would be best suited for talk like this. . . .

Mary J. Blige is a 'good ,girl type' singer?? Jesus. . . . .

You start, son. There are equally damn wack mcs in S.A so honestly, i see no basis for comparison. But if you want to sha. . .

That SA friend of yours just has a local mentality where "peeps" within his immediate environs are the "best".

WORD, menike. This newbies run they mouths a lot. . . .

shut up gbade! i don't care who she came with

@ somze:

dude, you shouldn't have done that . . .oh you're in for some! let me just finish what i'm doing online, i'ma get back at you. . .

A word out to all you suckas thinking JAMB is all about "reading and passing". Smell the fuckin' coffee, na naija we dey!! @ jamb,the brainiest mofo can get the lowest of low marks while the retard can get the highest! Nothing is at it seems, down here and the average Nigerian student of today goes through Hell and Hades trying to gain admission, not to even talk of passing through school and graduating! So, all y'all would still spit that "old skool " 1992/93/94 BS should kindly shut the hell up!!!

Fuckers

Damn, some heat in here/
you's nasty ma, you don't do fair/
my eyes poppin' out, tongue droppin' out/
*gbade that cat that licks, lyk ATL i'ma go down south/
leave u corny Hot//with much o' that lovey dovey/
i'm the playboy while u's the funny bunny*/
let's get down to business, that ass is double profit/
i'ma get me a large portion off it/
me grabbin' that Behind makes me a shareholder/
lemme caress and hold ya/
keepin' the flame rekindled lest it burns out/
the g-man off this cyper, i'm done now/

Aight holla. Let me further affirm, DM- Codex i choose!

That's my favorite map, lol. . .can complete it without gettin' fragged and shit. . .

Slow down ma, u talking too fast/
you gotta take me as i am, my mistakes look past/
now what's this about a patch-up n a slapping/
you gotta sheath ya verbal nine from clapping/
i know's i've been gone a while lyk the prodigal son/
but i'm back lyk spines to ma only one/
let's get it poppin, like champagne, ma/
errday a party lyk politics. Let me state ma campaign, ma/
lol, who am i kiddin'//soon you gon' nag and be drilling/
you gotta leave shit be and let the heart do the healing/
back in ma arms, lemme hold ya//like i'm supposed ta/
gbade and muki droppin' mad skills, out and over/