sickstars:


Oniranu olobo swell off

didirin ogongonshu ! Arifin ile igbe

Oloshi!

cruzita:
so make we tie head tie thank God for u?

No i don't know i can jump that high fence

sickstars:
Av dey done d candle night nd wake keep for your english already?

Oloshi!

Fire is borning the next compound last nite and it's only me that is inside my house because my family go to nite veegi. So I wake up when I hear my neibour shout faya o faya o fayo. See smoke evrywhere! But it is not my compound sha o, but fear catch me that the fire fit to come inside. So I run out of the house but I forget to carry the key for gate and I cannot climb the gate because it have chuku chuku everywhere. The only way is the fence. Only God know how I jump it last nite. But last last sha people come and help our neibour to off the fire but I cannot enter my compound back again because the fence is too high. And is the same fence I jump before o. So I sleep outside till morning and my dad have to break the key before we enter

LouisBERG:

Lmao....if wishes were horses beggers would ride. Bro i'd not be biased here, but Like seriously you do have a long way to go. hmmm i see a potential troll in the making. smh
#OluwaBLessYourHussle
#caLLmeBERG

Oloshi!

LouisBERG:

Lmao....if wishes were horses beggers will ride. Bro i'd not be biased here. Like seriously you do have a long way to go. hmmm a potential troll in the making smh
#OluwaBLessYourHussle
#caLLmeBERG

Oloshi!

This peepu that shows thing are a mumu. They are not soppose to espose the military taktis like this na. And this is not masquerades it is call camorflaj!

LouisBERG:
Are you twyna imitate them nairaland troll Mhen you are on a long thing coz you have a long way to go....by the way you don't have dat humourous presentation..try again dude.
#caLLmeBERG

Oloshi!

I am sick now they say its malaria that is worrying me.
so I goes to hospital everyday and there is one norse that use to give me injection in my nyash.
Every time she give me injection my prick will come and stand. She will see it and she will smile but she will not say anything. i know she's shying but think she's falling in love.
I don't think i will well again until i get this norse. She too beatiful

This thing happen to me too when I am small. My anti use to give me her toto to lik but I don't like the smell

They are a mumu
Oloshi!

Hahaha! I am pity any girl who will plan to go and collet gun from arm robber hand because this one has succeed. I pity them

zaragal:



See as u take carry my matter for ur head, seriously u need to find work ooo

I am not carry ur matter for head o. I just wanting to advise u to take it easy

zaragal:



See me see dis dude ooo...easy morning dis dude jst quoted me and started prophesying thrash to his life not mine dat he will marrying a cheating woman jst imagine


Am so pissed

It is wifes like u that will jump down from 17 story building because thier husbands is cheating on top of them. See the way u are taking a ordinary matter seriously

But how she want us to beleave her when she is not post the pikshure of her husband kissing to his gf? I don't beleave this too because some womans just like to behave like say them are the victims all the time so that people will come and pity them
Oloshi!

Ayam lappin a girl one day on a bus because she say she cannot stand from my2 to okoko..so i lap her. Her yansh is very soft so my prick stand up..but she didnt complain o. But what pain me is that i come and release in my trouser

Mustiboy:
keep exhibiting ur foolishness, you'll someday wise up I pray, but before then take this "olofomarian"

oloshi!

Old mama youngi, look at how she doing like a small girl. old mama, u will not go and marry and stop taking pinshures everywhere u see a camera. Husband u don't kuku have talk more of childrens. Oloshi!

Why is that one with ogufe bringing his tongue out like gay? oloshi

Mustiboy:
keep exhibiting ur foolishness, you'll someday wise up I pray, but before then take this "olofomarian"

ohun ti o jẹ ko tọ si pẹlu yi aṣiwère? Mo lero u yi ni kete
oloshi!

See how they are looking buhari like a mumu sef

After u hav Bleep Bleep Bleep Bleep and your toto is over wide, then u abandon ur childrens and come and now join lesbian abi. Then again u come and now say that you are repent. who are u deceiving? Oloshi

Mustiboy:
alaye bibajè, didn't I warn u not 2 quote me anymore, persistent foooool!

Da bí mi ju , ọmọ kan aṣiwère! Oloshi

Mustiboy:
oloriburuku, don't ever quote me again.

rẹ ọpọlọ ti a ko ti ṣiṣẹ oloshi

You have train and experience ur self as storekeeper but big eye is not gree u to wait for ur own time. So u quickly come and apply for account job and God come punish u they gave u the employment. Oya na, begin working as it's only u that is jobless oloshi!

Mustiboy:
nairaland's strictly for litterates sir

oloshi

She just borning twins twins twins everywhere. Na wa o but thank God sha for the help that come for her

Nigeria doesn't have cctv or satalight so I am wonderong how they come and catch them, abi na babalawo powwer?
OLoshi!

Croncodie tears

So u just be following the boy whenever he go, even into the club it be like u dont have a job at all
Oloshi!

And is not that the man is a ghost ni. why cant they seeing him for since ten past years?

oloshi!