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Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by Nellybii: 5:39pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
This is definitely a lie. Fiction. Just to draw traffic to Nairaland. There is no sane person that will post this on line if it is true. It is not possible. 2 Likes |
Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by blazetitov: 5:40pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
orogodoganyin: OMG!!!!!!!!! I just remembered this silly act. Ibile United toh badt! 2 Likes |
Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by Nobody: 5:41pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
And when employers say Nigerian Graduates are unemployable...Y'all scream blue murder. Now ask yourself young man if you will employ somebody who lies, is not trustworthy and will not be competent? That there is no job is now an excuse for cheating. Carry on. Soon you too will become a Senator, Governor or even president. Carry on your good works! Imagine people even telling him he doesn't know how to lie. Honesty is dead in this country. In any case young man, since you say there is no job, then start searching the right places for where you can learn how to make money and stop altering your CV data for jobs you aren't qualified for. Develop an actual skill and start using it to make money for yourself from that your PC. Only professionals are needed nowadays and if you rely on your Bsc. or like someone advised learning professional duties on Youtube, you will be like the gateman when you join and in no time, you'll n\ be back in the streets again while the skilled gateman keeps his job..lol! Visit my Nairaland free training tutorial class here to start earning income on fiverr today. Don't you want to unsit the employer?? |
Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by eluquenson(m): 5:41pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
you can learn those three softwares within 5days if you so desire, don't be afraid and enroll yourself into a good computer school and engage a private tutor on those three accounting packages. Nothing to be scared about if truly you studied accountancy. |
Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by 9jatatafo(m): 5:41pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
OP edit your post and look for someone to put you through. Life is all about risk. |
Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by doncholino(m): 5:41pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Now this is way I think.... A friend of yours got this job. he confided in you his fears. but then u envy him. you posted this to implicate him. 1 Like |
Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by adanny01(m): 5:42pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
The worst that can happen is you get fired on your 1st day. Dont let that stop you from taking the job or regreting you didnt resume. If i were you, i would be reading and practicing all i can instead of wasting valuable time on Nairaland. I have stated a software in my CV that i actually never used. But i believe i can do it in a week. You have a week to update yourself, get someone with experiece to put you through. Dont be shy about asking for help. 3 Likes |
Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by Nobody: 5:43pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Habisoye: Go n learn, u have one week. |
Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by ayokunlei(m): 5:43pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
barbiegirl4luv: but I didnt see where He mentioned d company's name o |
Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by Nobody: 5:45pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
tosag:sori bro mod has even remvd it. |
Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by famzynet: 5:46pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
2pointsonly:I can't see where he mentioned the company's name. |
Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by jobsat34(m): 5:48pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Habisoye: yu can give it a trial.. since yu studied accountin, it will help yu a little.. anoda tin is that since they re using ERP, they wont expect yu to become guru overnight.. they will ve to put yu tru sm training process with there ERP coordinator.. reconciliation is not a big deal.. just understand what d coy is into.. there vendor n customers.. moreso, i dont expect dem to bombard yu wit all d stuffs immediately.. so just take ur time, try n make friends wit ur team member.. smone is doing those things before ur comin, so dont be afraid to ask question... tell d person to teach yu in layman language... ur knowledge of excel will comes in handy.. from what i can observe in d JD, i dont think d post is that of an accontant but of account officer.. d pressure will be less.. give it a trial and tank me later... |
Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by Heffalump(m): 5:49pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Chosen1984: The chap has gone to edit that version. |
Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by Ameboperoo(m): 5:49pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
abbey621:Very true |
Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by lawalbo(m): 5:52pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
never to worry. no matter how good or intelligent you are there is always a Job orientation for new employees where you would be told how to go about ur duties.thats if you can do all those calculating stuff like you said but only need direction.so just be attentive and try n grasp all you would told during the orientation and socialization.but what you did was really bad.-HR advice 1 Like |
Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by king406(m): 5:55pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
U sabi think sha.. just withdraw from the job to save yourself from utter embarassment |
Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by Hollaniyii(m): 5:56pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
I was once in your shoe, u need to be very smart. The software will assist u alot but just get basic knowledge and work on ur double entry principle. You shld also learn basic reconciliations |
Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by Polithiefcian(m): 5:56pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
When u tell a lie 2 move into a house, u have 2 keep on lieing 2 remain in dat house. |
Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by GBAGAAUN(m): 5:57pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
You have train and experience ur self as storekeeper but big eye is not gree u to wait for ur own time. So u quickly come and apply for account job and God come punish u they gave u the employment. Oya na, begin working as it's only u that is jobless oloshi! |
Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by ELVG: 5:59pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
...its well my brother, I can understand...this fri......17th & mon. 20th is public holiday...so if u are willing & obedient... I can coach you within these 2 days including relevant accounting software...you can holla at me on: 08186431670., at least this can get you started to resume with some level of confidence....& we take it up from there... |
Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by Nobody: 6:01pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
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Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by tellwisdom: 6:04pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Buy me beer and i will teach u. In few minutes, u go sabi am. reach me if u re ready 1 Like |
Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by Bolosiye: 6:06pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Habisoye:gbese re! |
Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by Baboo13(m): 6:06pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Ask4bigneyo: Lol true 1 Like |
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