₦airaland Forum

iceberylin:
Na una chop Apple

Jarizod:
Nairaland

ggrin:
GUESS WHAT
My former girl frnd cheated on me by pecking a guy she called her course-mate. So I quit the relationship and made new girl frnd whom i believed can never cheat on me.
Last week I decided to invite my new girl to
my place. Wen we wer together, her phone rang but she refuse to pick her call, and I ask her why she didn't pick, she said nothing,and for me to check who was calling her, I saw 'Sterling Bank
calling', and I asked her to pick, maybe d Bank wants to give us money, she refused!
After that, another call entered, 'GT Bank
calling', she ignores it, UBA Followed, and I picked it but the person didn't talk and I cut d call. A minute later, First Bank call entered, she
silenced it. Wen Zenith Bank called, she shouted at
Zenith Bank. After an hour, a call entered her Phone singing Lionel Richie song ('I call it Love'), just to check who called her, I saw 'C.B.N', and she
picked it and answered the Call well! Wen I asked her, she said it's her Uncle working wit CBN, just wished to use d office line. I said ok.
Few minutes later World Bank call and she was so Happy to pick d call! After she had finished receiving d call, I picked up my phone & flash her number, Guess what I saw...?

HysoBright:
what abt ur whatsapp contact?

HysoBright:
so, wen did they ask u to come again, now because d clearance is going to be close on friday, drop ur contact for better discussion

HysoBright:
Hi guyz, please is there anybody that has been to the screening centre today especially dt of tech and science, because av been their since lastweek i was told my pdf is not with dem yet ooooooo, though i applied for civil engr unfortunately i was given physics.... Pls help me to confirm in other nt to waste my time and money to travel down there!

Any PHYSICS student through DE or already 100l i.e going to 200l next year should drop his or her contact pls

ajahexcel:
I reply because you ignorantly mentioned that I am nt into programming
Bro, I Rock Information Management Technology in Federal University of Technology Owerri, One of the courses I offered is just Web development, got a certificate in Web Development @ Microsystems Nigeria, if you think that stuff is static, why don't they activate the one of 2015, 2016, 2017, Am sorry we are arguing i don't like it but you trying to prove a fact wrong......

ajahexcel:
What is baseless about this information, did you visit the waec website link above to see that the Nov/Dec 2014 WAEC GCE is already there.
I said it will soon be out with the the link awaiting to receive the result or you want to tell the whole NL that you are assisting thse marking the papers
Here is the direct data capture from the waecdirec.org

prettymayannah:
Pls I nid an ans on this;
I think makin com sci has ma first n 2nd iwd upper credit is wer d pro lays.my # nw is,wud dey giv me anoda cos regardless of d fact dat comp sci is ma first n 2nd choic course?

ddoi:
pls can ui admit candidate with 2 sittings in waec and neco combination for direct entry

fineyemi:
Congratulation to all admitted. 4 comp sci, If u hav upper credit and u applied wit ND. Mehnnn! Am sowy to say dat it won't b possible. UI nids distinction in ND, upper in HND and dey pick A'level student 1st. 4 comp sci only.

adebayosun02:
Check for me please

DE APPLICATION
REG NO. 49000854GF
PIN: 5521043DI2

HysoBright:
Abeg help 49093108EE,5534631BE2

Solumighty:
@Gbengem, Obaeko and all those who have checked theirs successfully, pls help others check from ur links...tnx in anticipation

oluwo0000000:
pls is d list for de 1st and 2nd choice?

HysoBright:
pls bro, help me out, my continue to say undefined undefined undefined all time

Solumighty:
Let's see how u can fare with this:
You have a large number of friends coming over and they all get thirsty. Your first friend asks for 1/2 a cup of water. Your second friend asks for 1/4 a cup of water. Your third friend asks for 1/8 a cup of water, etc.

How many cups of water do you need to serve your friends?

Vivly:
I want a tall muscular guy with a fat bank account living in a well set house and having a fat bank account from his place of work.
Thanks.

sigolisis:
Xup guys? It's been a while. Next week is loaded with good news for you and for me thus says the UI lords of admission

precious001:
C dis one!

olorunthobby:
yu neva try a.boki b4... Yu go knw sey no be money do am.
yu wont be suprised when yu will start singing praises n worship while....