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Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke, Ex-Agege Breadseller To Feature On CNN by gbens2000(m): 5:31pm On Feb 10, 2016
MsGlobalwonder:
Will it be "bad belle" if I say it's just a coincidence laced with luck? Am I the only one not "inspired" by this? embarassed
maybe u ave had it rosy all your life so it might be difficult for you to see the real picture behind the pictures.
Jokes Etc › Re: Confession Time. Tell Us What/who Made You To Signup In Nairaland by gbens2000(m): 4:54pm On Feb 10, 2016
My padi padi musty.
Jokes Etc › Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Ever(hilarious) by gbens2000(m): 4:52pm On Feb 10, 2016
Idydarling:
u were right my dear
I seconded to that.
NYSC › Re: Corpers Organize Quiz In Ijare, Ondo State (Photos) by gbens2000(m): 4:08pm On Feb 10, 2016
Perfect we shouldn't wait for govt every time.we can really take n9ja to the next level ourselves,nice initiative and their generations shall Neva hustle for Job IJN.
Crime › Re: 'our Leader Shot Pregnant Woman In The Private Part' - Gang Member (pic) by gbens2000(m): 3:07pm On Feb 10, 2016
INTROVERT:
Awôn fanś mií. grin grin grin
shocked,if I hear sey I catch myself.
Celebrities › Re: Denrele's Outfit To Dinner With German President (photos) by gbens2000(m): 2:59pm On Feb 10, 2016
The only legal gay dude in 9ja.i think they should probe him too,jeez saying sha.
Celebrities › Re: Seyi Shay Looks Stunning In Leather Pants (photo) by gbens2000(m): 2:57pm On Feb 10, 2016
She try sha,buh every gal is one guy's olosho.buh this forum dry today sha.
Celebrities › Re: Fans To Toke Makinwa: "How Do You Wash Your Private Part With Ur Long Nails? by gbens2000(m): 2:55pm On Feb 10, 2016
creamylicious:
I have none, I would have been really benevolent
chai!.nw there is small p cuz I need to make my pick,u ave put many pics in my head nw.
Crime › Re: 'our Leader Shot Pregnant Woman In The Private Part' - Gang Member (pic) by gbens2000(m): 2:51pm On Feb 10, 2016
INTROVERT:
You just registered few seconds ago and you are already booking space grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
how e take consighn us.who book space reach you for this forum.mtcheeew.
Celebrities › Re: Fans To Toke Makinwa: "How Do You Wash Your Private Part With Ur Long Nails? by gbens2000(m): 2:47pm On Feb 10, 2016
repogirl:
Yup, she was definitely flaunting the ring and BTW, who washes their PPs with their finger tips? undecided

are you supposed to scrub the place or wash with the front of the palms and fingers?
e be like sey na only u don quench my curiosity.thank you,I promise you 1k dollars. wink
Celebrities › Re: Fans To Toke Makinwa: "How Do You Wash Your Private Part With Ur Long Nails? by gbens2000(m): 2:43pm On Feb 10, 2016
9jatatafo:
She will use stick to drive sponge inside and scrub the walls of her kpekus
lmao.
Celebrities › Re: Fans To Toke Makinwa: "How Do You Wash Your Private Part With Ur Long Nails? by gbens2000(m): 2:43pm On Feb 10, 2016
creamylicious:
primary, secondary or tertiary Virginhuh
shocked,ie pls give me pictorial examples.so I can pick.
Celebrities › Re: Fans To Toke Makinwa: "How Do You Wash Your Private Part With Ur Long Nails? by gbens2000(m): 2:27pm On Feb 10, 2016
creamylicious:
For a person who bleeps regularly, her p***y can't too tight for manicured nails to penetrate and get washed
chai! Ok noted,thank you for the info.buh she could still be a virgin. smiley
Celebrities › Re: Fans To Toke Makinwa: "How Do You Wash Your Private Part With Ur Long Nails? by gbens2000(m): 2:23pm On Feb 10, 2016
Laff wan kill me ohh,yeh!dat person wey ask how she go use tamba,I sure sey tk facial expression go give us like 5 new emoticons.
Celebrities › Re: Fans To Toke Makinwa: "How Do You Wash Your Private Part With Ur Long Nails? by gbens2000(m): 2:18pm On Feb 10, 2016
GMan650:
The comment 'how will you tamba' got me lmao.

Meanwhile, southniyikaye, na true u talk oooo. Vagina different names e.g Veejay, kitten, Kitty-cat, p****, even 'cunny' sef na anoda name. I tire

Tamba.....lol
cherry too na anoda one one babe even call am girijojo self. grin.
Romance › Re: What's The First Thing That Attracts You To The Opposite Sex? by gbens2000(m): 12:41pm On Feb 10, 2016
Lieutgood:
All those ladies saying "Height Height Height"is ur father even tall?
no mind emm na long Egyptian cobra dem dey find.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Wins New Hampshire Primary by gbens2000(m): 10:43am On Feb 10, 2016
afribookorg:
EASTER MAY BE POSTPONED!

Report says dat Judas is refusing to betrayJesus this year. He claims that the 30 pieces of silver is too small due to current economy situation.

He is demanding 100% increment on the amount. Negotiation is still ongoing which means that Easter may or may not be celebrated this year.

You are hereby advised to free ur goats and chicken awaiting crucifixion during the Easter season pending when he (Judas) will receive alert 4rm his bank.

Judas and his entire family duly apologise for the inconveniences caused.
sense is becoming more uncommon day by day.
Crime › Re: Yewande Fatoki The Husband Killer (her Pictures At The Scene Of Crime). by gbens2000(m): 10:04am On Feb 10, 2016
lloydpras:
Wow! Just read the full story.
Don't know how some Men reason, your Wife stabbed you, you went to the Hospital for treatment. Afterward, you came back to that same house to sleep.

During my NYSC, Ordinary ChiChi that came to my apartment, broke my TV cos I mistakenly fvcked her UNN roommate.
I didn't sleep in that house for 5days.

#FearAnAngryWoman
u mistakenly fvcked? undecided,u tripped and fell inside her pvssy abi?.okay nw I get it u AV watched too much Spartacus,I guess u were blind folded and tot u were banging ur chick.sorry ehn u lucky sey she no break the tv for head,after telling her u mistakenly banged her roomie.
Celebrities › Re: Tekno Flaunts Girl Friend On Instagram by gbens2000(m): 9:29am On Feb 10, 2016
LesbianBoy:
Airforce1 when are you releasing another track?

Meanwhile........I wonder where all these girls come from when one is successful
are u a Nigerian?
Celebrities › Re: Tekno Flaunts Girl Friend On Instagram by gbens2000(m): 9:27am On Feb 10, 2016
Buh her face no show na undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Okada Sleeps On The Bed, Man On The Floor by gbens2000(m): 5:06pm On Feb 09, 2016
EroticAngelina:
This is wat happens when one smokes okene weed early morning
how du know ave u tried it? wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Names Of Boys That Will Impregnate Girls In 2016 (ur Name) Pics by gbens2000(m): 4:58pm On Feb 09, 2016
ernecy:
How come my name and surname come appear at the same time.

Now am afraid to bleep.. cheesy grin
twins sure for u be that na
Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: Please Who Came First In This Race by gbens2000(m): 4:50pm On Feb 09, 2016
Gals with small boobs won't like this oh grin grin.
Literature › Re: Palingenesis by gbens2000(m): 2:14pm On Feb 09, 2016
donkross1:
[b]

~Epilogue~.

"Honeeey, do you want to sleep till midday again when you know we are expecting visitors" a lady who was heavily pregnant shouted from the kitchen.

"And who told you I was sleeping ma'am" a man standing at the kitchen door replied her softly.

They both smiled, hugged and kissed each other.

"I hope you brushed this mouth you are using to kiss me" she teased.

"Ohh I forgot" he teased back.

"Naughty man like you, I hope you realise Isaac and Beatrice are coming straight to our place from the airport, have you prepared the guest room for them" she asked with a serious look this time.

"I will go and do that right away, God knows I have missed those two very much, we haven't even seen each other since we went for their wedding ceremony in the United Kingdom" he replied and smiled sheepishly.

"I hope the two of you won't start chasing each other again, when will you guys realise you are no longer boys but men" she asked.

"We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stopped playing, speaking of Isaac and Beatrice, I had a very strange dream today, I dreamt about you, Isaac, Beatrice and I in the University of Abuja. It was quite a strange dream knowing that none of us ever attended that university, you and I schooled in the United States of America while Isaac and Beatrice schooled in England and moreover we looked younger in the dream" he explained.

She was so shocked at the dream he just narrated to him.

"It's not just a dream honey" she replied softly.

"Anne what do you mean" he asked with a serious and strange look.

"That was what happened five years ago"

"Excuse me! What do you mean it happened, I hope you do realise that I ran mad in that dream"

"Yes Ben and that was why the doctors suggested to your parents and I that you go through a memory erasure process, there was no way you could have overcome the memories of Ejiro that laid down her life for you, and they said as long as you remember the incident, you will remain mad" said Anne.

"So my memory was erased" he asked

"Yes my love, it was" she replied.

"How come I saw everything in my dream then" he probed again.

"That's what I don't understand now, maybe it's because of the divine love that existed between the two of you" she said..............



**** Somewhere in Lokoja ****

A group of young kids were swimming in the shallow part of a very big river. Many of them definitely went against the orders of there parents by coming to swim there because the river is known to be a very dangerous one. One of them saw a small bottle coated in silver, it was so attractive that the small boy couldn't resist picking it up and opening it to see what the bottle contains.

Immediately he opened it, he saw something like a liquid evaporate into the atmosphere, he was the only one that saw it, since he knew the rest won't believe what he just saw, he kept it to himself. Little did he know that he had freed a spirit that was locked in the bottle for years. He had freed Abeni's spirit again.

[/b]
d-man.u too much.hope u watched as we wip Bournemouth.i hope we meet someday soon am a low key writer too,gat some things am doing nw buh wen am done I could really try to explore more option.u ave really motivated me with your work thus far.thanks and keep waxing strong my bro @gunners epl is ours.
Crime › Re: Man Beats And Stabs Corper Wife In The Face In Lagos (photo) by gbens2000(m): 1:00pm On Feb 09, 2016
Jaideyone:
animal. he should be beaten and stabbed in the face too
I seconded to that.
Politics › Re: (PIC) Why Is My President Sitting In The Wrong Chair ? by gbens2000(m): 9:59am On Feb 09, 2016
Proffdada:
you can clearly see that shot has Nigerian flag which IN FRONT of him out of focus. stop smoking fermented horseshit
lolz.ok sir
Literature › Re: Palingenesis by gbens2000(m): 9:58am On Feb 09, 2016
Sageez:
what's your 'p'? Must you quote everything?
ahan!. undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Can You Kill A Lion For Me? - Wife by gbens2000(m): 5:02pm On Feb 05, 2016
Bigpicture:
What exactly is he hiding on his phone? At worst he is flirting with some other girls... except the babe nah dullard, she can't expect that her guy is 100 percent faithful...
tell em jore.
Jokes Etc › Re: Can You Kill A Lion For Me? - Wife by gbens2000(m): 4:43pm On Feb 05, 2016
Ebayray:
Lol.

The man has plenty skeletons in his whatsapp cheesy
my sis na every man oh,that watsapp ehn done do me strong thing ever my bae b4.i Jez dey malage my iPad Jeje.i no wan see anything watsapp again.
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe In Black Bubu With Ankara Bag (Photo) by gbens2000(m): 4:38pm On Feb 05, 2016
Seun pls na,put this ppl to other.i use to really rep this forum but it's loosing its credibility.
Crime › Re: Policeman Accused Of Causing Accident In Lagos State - See What They Did To Him by gbens2000(m): 4:36pm On Feb 05, 2016
balash:
Lmao!!
laff wan kill me for here,I swear na zoo we dey.
Car Talk › Re: Rolls Royce Owner, Who Lives In A Rented Flat In FESTAC by gbens2000(m): 4:32pm On Feb 05, 2016
Op wetin concern you and the jobless iG user,y am I even commenting and y is this thrash on fp.wasup we NL this days. angry

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