₦airaland Forum

Olooyo:
Kindly let me have your location address.Thanks.

Ladila:
Pls do you supply to Niger State?

Omotayor123:
To ALL NIGERIAN STUDENTS

1. you ask your friends..how far
with reading? They say they
haven't started...only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.


2. Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that have
bought. Abeg he wan take the list go Aso Rock for ministerial Appointment?



3. You graduate with 3.50 in a Polytechnic and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be UNILAG... I would have been a
4.50 graduate by now. Abeg introduce me to your Babalawo



4. If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature on a form. You go wait tire This is so annoying though.



5. Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the school This one common for my school die.


6. You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem dey leave am for school go back house ni


7. You have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because you are already late for lectures. me dey carry my food go class sha, no time to check time


8.. Lecturer:- Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he turns
back----class don full. Lol Only God knows the kind plane wey carry those students come
Most schools are guilty of this.



9. Come night class during exams and you will see different levels of reading. scaning, skimming, Jaking and lot more.



10. During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all.
Everyone Don become born- again by force. Some girls will Look like sickler without Make up



11. It's always funny when exam
invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
only God knows the Almighty Angel wey they bring those answer.

List complied by a friend.

If you relate Letz know the Nigerian school you represent. I Rep Mapoly


Cc. Lalasticlala, Dominique.

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Hello, please what is the weight of the bag in kg. Thanks.

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Ur Garri is too cost ooo

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gboisgroups:
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gboisgroups:
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