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Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 1:03pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
why do some pastors like to put somebody into trouble? I was in church one day when pastor said: "It's time to say hello to your neighbours, shake hands and lets get to know each other." I said hello to the person sitting to my left and to the one sitting to my right.. We introduced our selves and both said they were Egyptians. Preaching time came and pastor decided to preach from Exodus 14:13.. Telling us about how God saved the Israelites from Egyptians. My people, remember that there were Egyptians on my left and right. I was thinking to myself "How do these two Egyptians feel knowing that their people are the bad guys in this Bible verse" Well, I just sit-down my own je-je-je. The next thing oo!!, pastor shouted: "The Egyptians made the people of God to suffer for years!!!, I said they made them suffer!!!, Turn to your left and to your right!!! And tell your neighbour!!!, The Egyptians you see today!!!, You shall see no more!!!" My people, if you were in my position will you say the word? |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 1:00pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
THE 4 WIFES – An Inspirational Story There was a rich merchant who had 4 wifes. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He’s very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to his friends. However, the merchant is always in great fear that she might run away with some other men. He too, loved his 2nd wife. She is a very considerate person, always patient and infact is the merchant’s confidante. Whenever the merchant faced some problems, he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out and tide him through difficult times. Now, the merchant’s 1st wife is a very loyal partner and has made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the household. However, the merchant did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her. One day, the merchant fell ill. Before long, he knew that he was going to die soon. He thought of his luxurious life and told himself, “Now I have 4 wives with me. But when I die, I’ll be alone. How lonely I’ll be? Thus, he asked the 4th wife,”I loved you most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I’m dying,will you follow me and keep me company?” “No way!” replied the 4th wife andshe walked away without another word. The answer cut like a sharp knife right into the merchant’s heart. The sad merchant then asked the 3rd wife, “I have loved you so much for all my life. Now that I’m dying, will you follow me and keep me company?”"No!”replied the 3rd wife.”Life is so good over here! I’m going to remarry when you die!” The merchant’s heart sank and turned cold. He then asked the 2nd wife,”Ialways turned to you for helpand you’ve always helped meout. Now I need your help again. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?” “I’m sorry, I can’t help you out this time!” replied the 2nd wife. “At the very most, I can only send you to your grave.” The answer came like a bolt of thunder and the merchant was devastated. Then a voice called out : “I’ll leave with you. I’ll follow you no matter where you go.” The merchant looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the merchant said, “I should have taken much better care of you while I could have !” ‘Every man and woman has four wives or husbands. What do these wives signify?’ THE FOURTH WIFE The 4th ‘wife’ is our body. We love our body day and night. In the morning, we wash our face, put on clothing and shoes. We give food to our body. We take care of our body like the fourth wife in this story. But unfortunately, at the end of our life, the body, the first ‘wife’ cannot follow us to the next world. As it is stated in a commentary, ‘When the last breath leaves our body, the healthy color of the face is transformed, and we lose the appearance of radiant life. Our loved ones may gather around and lament, but to no avail. When such an event occurs, the body is sent into an open field and cremated, leaving only the white ashes.’This is the destination of our body. THE THiRD WiFE Our 3rd wife ? Our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they all go to others. THE SECOND WiFE The 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they had been there for us when we’re alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave. THE FiRST WiFE The 1st wife is in fact our soul, often neglected in our pursuit of material, wealth and sensual pleasure. 1 Like |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 3:59pm On Sep 03, 2013 |
papindinho: Bah komi....*in Hausa's voice* ..lolzy laughing |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 3:57pm On Sep 03, 2013 |
Gbolasky: okay will send u a request, gbolassky38 dat my usernamesowie it gbolasky38 nt gbolassky38 |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 3:55pm On Sep 03, 2013 |
papindinho: lolz... Two smart gamersabi mama nd papa ar in d game |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 3:54pm On Sep 03, 2013 |
papindinho: sure... Depapinxokay will send u a request, gbolassky38 dat my username |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 3:50pm On Sep 03, 2013 |
papindinho: Jamb- 244 p-ume 246. Combo: maths, Eng, Econs, Govtwao ar u on 2go wat ur username |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 3:49pm On Sep 03, 2013 |
Crazy Family: Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter" father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. "The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ... Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter." Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.Angela is also your sister." This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying. Son:"Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!" The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Dont listen to him He isn't your father."lollzz 3 Likes |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 3:39pm On Sep 03, 2013 |
papindinho: local government admin aggr: 245wao dat great ooo, what was ur jamb and putme score |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 3:36pm On Sep 03, 2013 |
pin pindinho pls wat course ar u going 4, morever wat ur aggregate |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 3:31pm On Sep 03, 2013 |
hackex:bro please help me chk faculty of admin plssssssssssssssssssss |
Education / Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Gbolasky: 12:11pm On Sep 03, 2013 |
iamJoy: is d list out or u're jus prophesying into ur lifeis the list out or wat, morever how did u chk if it is out |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 11:50am On Sep 03, 2013 |
Akpos fell into a well and wasscreaming for help. His wife Ekaete came with a rope to help: AKPOS: How much did you buythe rope? EKAETTE: NGN 1000 AKPOS(Still inside the well about to drown, shouted): What! Return it now now, go to papa Ochuko at the fourth street he sells it for NGN 250.00 Hurry up before I die here oh! . One word for Akpor |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 11:46am On Sep 03, 2013 |
michaeltotti: ehen abajo i see today is extraordinary .....wow..na day like today we want oo?Lolz na una sabi oooooo |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 11:33am On Sep 03, 2013 |
Oluwatola5: Wow!! Words of life.Yes dear, u ar rite |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 11:23am On Sep 03, 2013 |
[quote author=Gbolasky][/quote]u dey use style yab me b dat ooooo |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 11:22am On Sep 03, 2013 |
michaeltotti: lolz..or when we used millions to build our first lady aoz...smh for naijaria.. |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 11:12am On Sep 03, 2013 |
SOMEONE DEFINED IRONY OF LIFE AS: ~ when 61 universities shut down for 61 days b'cos FG does not have money to pay ASUU....buh all d hotels in Abuja are fully booked because of PDP convention. How well do u agree with this? God bless Nigeria!! |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 11:10am On Sep 03, 2013 |
A man 4 got to zip up his trousers , so a lady tells him politely, sir ur garage is open. The man gave her a naught smile as he zip up and ask Did u see my BLACK RANGE ROVER JEEP parked inside? . The lady smile back and says no just one small Volvo with two Flat tyres ------ |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 11:05am On Sep 03, 2013 |
World Greatest1: Gbolasky I see you.me 2 dey site u for here |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 11:03am On Sep 03, 2013 |
*FOOD 4 THOUGHT* I'm not competing with anyone,if you get there before me Congrat... Life is an express road,overtaking is allowed and still no late comer in journey of life.!!! |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 11:02am On Sep 03, 2013 |
Oluwatola5: Nah ASUU boss, dem don dey do pass Boko Haram seflolzzzz, what of federal govt na |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 10:51am On Sep 03, 2013 |
One of the following is the Oga at the Top A. Fed Govt B. JAMB C. ASUU D. NECO E. Boko Haram |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 7:53am On Aug 30, 2013 |
Samtolly4JESUS: A Food for Thought For Us Allhnmm,nice quote,am touchd wit dis,reali enjoy d quote,,tru talk bro,OLUWA IS ALWAYS INVOLVE |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 7:41pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
Samtolly4JESUS:me knw agree u alone during 1st semestr exam o,u can mimic o,na 9ja we dy o 1 Like |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 6:55pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
hmmm,helo rumies wetin dy sele na,i sight al dm my oga at the top o,ow una dy na |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 11:30pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
hmmm,am blushing oooo,una dne dy mak my head big lolz,i see u guys o,dm my padi,samtolly,adehwale,michealtotti,nd my aunty o sista oluwatola,dnt wori al wil b wel,we are al goin dy 2gda knw mata d obstcle nd tribulation,jus cant wait 2 mit u guys in oau,OLUWA IS INVOLVE,AL Z WEL |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 11:20am On Aug 16, 2013 |
pls chk d catchment for acountng,plsss |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 11:11am On Aug 16, 2013 |
emma please chk d catchment for acountng pleasee |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 11:39am On Aug 14, 2013 |
PLEASE can sombody chk 4 faculty of admin depertmnt cut off mrk,especialy ACCOUNTING,GOD HELPZ US ALL, 1 Like |
Education / Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Gbolasky: 6:30pm On Aug 12, 2013 |
please can sombdy put anoda o'level even though u av 1 dy already,is it posible,or it just ment for people that put awaiting resulult |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gbolasky: 10:30am On Aug 01, 2013 |
Hapi new month pals,our month of favor,sucess,breakthrough,goodnews,divine empowerment and intervention,MAY GOD SHW HM SLF WORTHY OF OUR PRAISE DIS MNTH AS WE CELEBRAT WIT EACH ODA CONCERNING OUR ADMISION,ALL WIL BE WEL OLUWA Z INVOLVE,stil wait 4 d cut off thou jus praying it favorz us,acountng aspirant cn stil ad me up 2go username gbolasky38 1 Like |
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