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why do some pastors like to put
somebody into trouble?

I was in church one day when
pastor said:
"It's time to say hello to your
neighbours, shake hands and lets
get to know each other."
I said hello to the person sitting to
my left and to the one sitting to
my right.. We introduced our
selves and both said they were
Egyptians.
Preaching time came and pastor
decided to preach from Exodus
14:13.. Telling us about how God
saved the Israelites from
Egyptians.
My people, remember that there
were Egyptians on my left and
right. I was thinking to myself
"How do these two Egyptians feel
knowing that their people are the
bad guys in this Bible verse"
Well, I just sit-down my own je-je-je.
The next thing oo!!, pastor
shouted:
"The Egyptians made the people
of God to suffer for years!!!,
I said they made them suffer!!!,
Turn to your left and to your
right!!! And tell your neighbour!!!,
The Egyptians you see today!!!,
You shall see no more!!!"

My people, if you were in my
position will you say the word?

THE 4 WIFES – An Inspirational Story
There was a rich merchant who had 4 wifes. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He’s very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to his friends. However, the merchant is always in great fear that she might run away with some other men.

He too, loved his 2nd wife. She is a very considerate person, always patient and infact is the merchant’s confidante. Whenever the merchant faced some problems, he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out and tide him through difficult times.

Now, the merchant’s 1st wife is a very loyal partner and has made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the household. However, the merchant did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her.

One day, the merchant fell ill. Before long, he knew that he was going to die soon. He thought of his luxurious life and told himself, “Now I have 4 wives with me. But when I die, I’ll be alone. How lonely I’ll be?

Thus, he asked the 4th wife,”I loved you most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I’m dying,will you follow me and keep me company?” “No way!” replied the 4th wife andshe walked away without another word.

The answer cut like a sharp knife right into the merchant’s heart. The sad merchant then asked the 3rd wife, “I have loved you so much for all my life. Now that I’m dying, will you follow me and keep me company?”"No!”replied the 3rd wife.”Life is so good over here! I’m going to remarry when you die!” The merchant’s heart sank and turned cold.

He then asked the 2nd wife,”Ialways turned to you for helpand you’ve always helped meout. Now I need your help again. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?” “I’m sorry, I can’t help you out this time!” replied the 2nd wife. “At the very most, I can only send you to your grave.” The answer came like a bolt of thunder and the merchant was devastated.

Then a voice called out : “I’ll leave with you. I’ll follow you no matter where you go.” The merchant looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the merchant said, “I should have taken much better care of you while I could have !”

‘Every man and woman has four wives or husbands. What do these wives signify?’

THE FOURTH WIFE
The 4th ‘wife’ is our body. We love our body day and night. In the morning, we wash our face, put on clothing and shoes. We give food to our body. We take care of our body like the fourth wife in this story. But unfortunately, at the end of our life, the body, the first ‘wife’ cannot follow us to the next world. As it is stated in a commentary, ‘When the last breath leaves our body, the healthy color of the face is transformed, and we lose the appearance of radiant life. Our loved ones may gather around and lament, but to no avail. When such an event occurs, the body is sent into an open field and cremated, leaving only the white ashes.’This is the destination of our body.

THE THiRD WiFE
Our 3rd wife ? Our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they all go to others.

THE SECOND WiFE
The 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they had been there for us when we’re alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.

THE FiRST WiFE
The 1st wife is in fact our soul, often neglected in our pursuit of material, wealth and sensual pleasure.

papindinho: Bah komi....*in Hausa's voice* ..lolz

y laughing

Gbolasky: okay will send u a request, gbolassky38 dat my username

sowie it gbolasky38 nt gbolassky38

papindinho: lolz... Two smart gamers

abi mama nd papa ar in d game

papindinho: sure... Depapinx

okay will send u a request, gbolassky38 dat my username

papindinho: Jamb- 244 p-ume 246. Combo: maths, Eng, Econs, Govt

wao ar u on 2go wat ur username

Crazy Family:

Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to
date this awesome girl!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is
she?"
Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's
daughter"
father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't
said that.
I have to tell u something son, but
you must promise not to tell your
mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.
"The boy is naturally bummed out,
but a couple of months later ...
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n
she is even hotter!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is
she?"
Son: "It's Angela, the other
neighbor's daughter."
Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't
said that.Angela is also your
sister."
This went on couple of times and
the son was so mad,
he went straight to his mother
crying.
Son:"Mum I am so mad at dad! I
fell in love with six girls but I can't
date any of them because dad is
their father!"
The mother hugs him
affectionately and says: "My love,
you can date whoever you want.
Dont listen to him He isn't your
father."lollzz

papindinho: local government admin aggr: 245

wao dat great ooo, what was ur jamb and putme score

pin pindinho pls wat course ar u going 4, morever wat ur aggregate

hackex: No bro.. cos am at the faculty of tech and Law yesterday.. Nothing like that. But am going back on thursday, i will check other faculty..

bro please help me chk faculty of admin plssssssssssssssssssss

iamJoy: is d list out or u're jus prophesying into ur life

is the list out or wat, morever how did u chk if it is out

Akpos fell into a well and wasscreaming for help.
His wife Ekaete came with a rope to help:
AKPOS: How much did you buythe rope?
EKAETTE: NGN 1000
AKPOS(Still inside the well about to drown, shouted): What! Return it now now, go to papa Ochuko at the fourth street he sells it for NGN 250.00 Hurry up before I die here oh!
.
One word for Akpor

michaeltotti: ehen abajo i see today is extraordinary .....wow..na day like today we want oo?

Lolz na una sabi oooooo

Oluwatola5: Wow!! Words of life.

Yes dear, u ar rite

[quote author=Gbolasky][/quote]u dey use style yab me b dat ooooo

SOMEONE DEFINED IRONY OF LIFE AS:

~ when 61 universities shut down for 61 days b'cos FG does not have money to pay ASUU....buh all d hotels in Abuja are fully booked because of PDP convention.

How well do u agree with this?

God bless Nigeria!!

A man 4 got to zip up his trousers , so a lady tells him politely, sir ur garage is open. The man gave her a naught smile as he zip up and ask Did u see my BLACK RANGE ROVER JEEP parked inside? . The lady smile back and says no just one small Volvo with two Flat tyres ------

World Greatest1: Gbolasky I see you.

me 2 dey site u for here

*FOOD 4 THOUGHT*

I'm not competing with anyone,if you get there before me Congrat... Life is an express road,overtaking is allowed and still no late comer in journey of life.!!!

Oluwatola5: Nah ASUU boss, dem don dey do pass Boko Haram sef

lolzzzz, what of federal govt na

One of the following is the Oga at the Top

A. Fed Govt
B. JAMB
C. ASUU
D. NECO
E. Boko Haram

Samtolly4JESUS: A Food for Thought For Us All

A Wise Man once cracked a joke amidst a large audience and they all laughed hard. He cracked the same joke again and less people laughed. He Cracked the same joke over and over again until there was no more laughter in the crowd. Then, He smiled and said, 'When you can't laugh over an issue over and over, Why do you keep crying over the same issue over and over again?
Forget the past and Move on! All things in life are temporary. If going well, enjoy! It won't last forever. If going bad, relax! It won't last long either!

Worry doesn't take away today's troubles; it takes away tomorrow's peace.

Often, when we lose hope and think this is the end, God smiles and says its just a BEND, not the END. Today is another opportunity to renew your hope and trust in God. The fact that you're still alive is an evidence of the plan and purpose of God for Your life. Whatever you face today, if you'll endure and include the God- Factor Will surely result into Success.

Remember, No Gain without Pain, Even Gold passes through Fire!

If you're among those admitted, Congrats, but remember, 'Its The Beginining Of An End'

If You're Yet to be admitted, don't despair, 'Its Just the End of a Beginning.'

On this note, I'll put to your notice that THE GOD-FACTOR REMAINS THE ULTIMATE FACTOR.


Good Morning Great People!

hnmm,nice quote,am touchd wit dis,reali enjoy d quote,,tru talk bro,OLUWA IS ALWAYS INVOLVE

Samtolly4JESUS: You alone during 1st semester Exams...


K'ale ooo omo Awolowo...

me knw agree u alone during 1st semestr exam o,u can mimic o,na 9ja we dy o

hmmm,helo rumies wetin dy sele na,i sight al dm my oga at the top o,ow una dy na

hmmm,am blushing oooo,una dne dy mak my head big lolz,i see u guys o,dm my padi,samtolly,adehwale,michealtotti,nd my aunty o sista oluwatola,dnt wori al wil b wel,we are al goin dy 2gda knw mata d obstcle nd tribulation,jus cant wait 2 mit u guys in oau,OLUWA IS INVOLVE,AL Z WEL

pls chk d catchment for acountng,plsss

emma please chk d catchment for acountng pleasee

PLEASE can sombody chk 4 faculty of admin depertmnt cut off mrk,especialy ACCOUNTING,GOD HELPZ US ALL,

please can sombdy put anoda o'level even though u av 1 dy already,is it posible,or it just ment for people that put awaiting resulult

Hapi new month pals,our month of favor,sucess,breakthrough,goodnews,divine empowerment and intervention,MAY GOD SHW HM SLF WORTHY OF OUR PRAISE DIS MNTH AS WE CELEBRAT WIT EACH ODA CONCERNING OUR ADMISION,ALL WIL BE WEL OLUWA Z INVOLVE,stil wait 4 d cut off thou jus praying it favorz us,acountng aspirant cn stil ad me up 2go username gbolasky38