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bharyur2103: The course outlines I've here are probably archaic since a new curriculum is in use now.You should get relevant outlines from anyone currently in 100 level..

It is really nice to have a stalite Accountant in the house, thanks for honoring us sir, you are most gracious. Please can u drop ur 2go username let talk beta am really honoured.

Smart i see u ooooooo, tanks thou.

Chai OAU with rumour, if oau wan start merging no be 4 my head dem go start am ooooo, me done dey smell hous already, OAUBIKO ooo, ASUUBIKO please help me out....................

Oluwatola5: Yh, we cant stop thinking alike can we? That ObaAdaniduroU is just pissing me off, my mum left home angry when i told her and she said ''i never liked that school''. Well many alternatives are running through my mind right now.

Haba tola take am easy jawe, it jus a rumour, but am vewi sure it wunt happen, asumming dey are not tru wit 1st semestr den we can say it gonna happen, but dey are tru already so the calenda is still stable, becos oau cant even do 2nd semester for 1year it not possible na, wen no be say dem dne cause d skulll, all dis na ASUU fault oooo, i wish my papa get money so dat he go jus pay dem offf,money money money money, na him dey cos wahala, Haba.......

This is really annoying and fustrating, Imagine are u guys telling me oau will av 2 do 2nd semester for 1year, chai, so we wll have 2 stay anoda 1 year at home, olorun maje ooooo, neve, dat cant happen, oau wan killm person niiii,#Oba Adaniduro University#

whaleylawz: Oh boy..fuel don finish 4 gen..abeg kip d updatez cming

Oga na wa u oooo, i neva see ur kall oooo, wetin happen, give me ur own number?

Olastep1: Congrats Glolasky... You're surely favoured.




Congrats Ashbaba...
You're surely unlimited

Tanks Bros Ogastep, i rily do appreciate

Fynestboi: Gbolasky let pour champagne...

Lolz finestboy, we go dey pop am dey go nani, thanks aniway

x-kid2000:
Lol,not yet! Them don forget predites o!

Yea i tink d predites list is not yet on jamb site!!!, Hoping 2 hear more goodnews oooooooooooo

Hmmm, Abeg were una dey na, abi shea na onli me oau admit niiiiii, Let d goodnews flow jawe

emekakelvin: Wow!! Admin at last. God is wonderful!
What else can i say!
My stay at Ife would had been somehow without you, remember you Helped me with my registration pin,accomodate me and even put me thru in some difficult Topics!
I am happy 4 u sir,congrats

Lols broda thanks alot, u ar most gracious, Just hoping 2 hear gud news from my fellow frnds that ar about 2 chk their status

GOOD NEW! GOOD NEW!! GOOD NEWS!!!, am now an undergraduate of Oba Awon University, Faculty of Adminstration, Department Of Accounting, Finally the long awaited 2nd list is on jamb site, so my fellow aspirant go and check jamb site, i just checked mine now, and i have been admited, THANK U LORD AM SO SO SO SO HAPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

oga me whalezlaw,i hail o,ur boy dy loyal,longest time o,ow av u ben na,add me watsappz tinx or gv me a cal
08095266536

Gbogbolet: lol... U knw get my point, dem don gve me admission o.. Finance. D tin dey do me lik dream. I dey recheck am every secs... As i wan recheck am like dis, unilorin site jst vex...

yes i
knw u av ben admitd wit finance,jus wana knw ya putme score,mayb 1st or 2nd choice

have ani 2nd choice aspirant ben admitd or an aspirant wit d putme score range of 40-50,ben admitd?

readone99: Am d happiest man on earth,any management science admitted here?

wat ws ur jamb nd putme score,r u 1st or 2nd choice aspirant

Gbogbolet: Dis thing jst dey do me like dream.... I jst dey re check am every seconds... As i wan recheck am nw, gbam! Unilorin site no wan go again ooo, abeg mak dem no change their mind oo.. Afraid mode

bro wat was ur post vme score?mrvr did u chose dm as 1st or 2nd choice

dokdave: nah actually I aint a pume candidate....an expredite

can u add me on 2go gbolasky38, let rob minds 2geda

dokdave: accountinng....d worlds most creative career.........

DOKDAVE have you been admited or still waiting for the 2nd list, morever wat is ur aggregate

Toyolad: i waka join jare,lets hope it ll b out b4 month end...dis september ll b a month to remember bro....#optimist is da name#

Na so ooooo, Month of celecration!!!!

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ani latest about the 2nd list

Samtolly4JESUS: 1. Micheal Jackson
2. Gani Fawehinmi
3. Chinua Achebe
4. Ojukwu
5. Obafemi Awolowo


Dead people are making noise


Abi na nollywood?

u know serious oooo,i go send u slap oooo

i tink it high time i started writing names of noise making on dis thread,,

1.............
2.............
3.............
4.............
5.............

Fill in the gap

10 STRANGE THINGS THAT U DON'T KNOW..

1. Do u knw that Redeemed Christian Church Of God was once a white garment church?

2. Do u knw that if u are chewing gum while slicing onions u will never shed tears? (try it)

3. Do u knw that d Nigeria police uniform was once white?

4. Do u knw that Nigeria is named afta a River..?

5. Do u knw that it is a woman who name Nigeria Nigeria?

6. Do u knw that Nigeria is jux 53 years old? Yet u compare it to America that is more than 400 years old (jux imagined)

7. Do u knw that d cure for AIDS hav been found (if na lie goggle am)

8. Do u knw that d current most brilliant person in d world is frm Nigeria? (if na lie goggle am)

9. Do u knw that a smile can cure Asthma? (unbelievable abi? Oya quikly goggle am)

10. Do u knw that in China, a man can marry his blood sister (no wonder they all luk d same)

WAO..LIKE IF U LIKE DIS AND COMENT D NUMBER U LIKE MOST

Samtolly4JESUS: You go lick am now


Another source of protein.

Buh don't try it today, it might derail the thread.

Lolz u dey fear niii,

That awkward moment when you toilet in your boss's house and the stuff refuses to flush off even after pouring all the water in this world...

Harrisonn: it's time to elect the president of DERAIL!

u are rite ooooo, who will be the president

Any latest about 2nd list abeg ooooooo

Ogbeni, Aspirant dey para 4 dis thread ooooo, LOLZ, DERAIL! DERAIL!! DERAIL!!! done make student dey para ooooo

hELOOOO

have anyone been admmited after checking the admission status on the site because mine is saying (You have not yet been recommended for admission. Check back later)

FelcoCom: dats true has it bn pasted

is it only the merit list?

Who is the funniest?
1. HAUSA man who
removed his
shoes to enter a
taxi.....
2. IGBO man who went to the
bank with a spanner to
open a bank account.
3.YORUBA man who went
to bed
with a ruler just to know how long he slept
4. A TIV man who watched
the
news and waved at the
news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a
sleeping patient
simply because she forgot
to give
him sleeping pills....
6. AN IGALA man who lowered his
TV volume because
he wanted to read a text
message..
7. AN IKWERE man who
polished his shoes to take a
passport photo.
8. AN ISOKO man who
climbed a
mango tree to check
if the mango was ripe enough
then came down and
started stoning it.....
9. A FULANI man who
chose to
drink because he thought sprite was unripe
10. A GWARI man who saw
something that looked like
shit, touched n tasted n
said
"Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I no match am....
11.AN IDOMA man who put
his
radio inside the
refrigerator because he
wanted to listen to Cool FM..

no be so