yapapa:
lmao! madman

Vig86:
LUCKIEST GIRL OF 2015.

lawflec:
Our own chief Kanayo O. KANAYO can't beget a son that wants to marry an oversized woman with an evidence of unnaturalness, oversized backside and plastic chest. Our in laws are always and must be natural hence, any person that marries a plastic woman as a wife is not a son of Igboland. ... Never.. He doesn't fit into the lineage, the blood refuse to flow. We totally disown any resemblance or relation.

funnynation:
I will take this mosque seriox only when they start teaching their followers the right thing.. Nothing like 72 virgins.. Only when they start to preach against Boko Haram.. Na the building we go chop? Abi na fashion building go save us?
Like my facebook fan page for ur jokes..
M.facebook.com/funnynation1

Pecca:

so na govt they train children now, abi? and the parents produce them. sounds NORTHERN to me.

MRLINGTON:
well it fits him...na aboki naa

nikkiking:
E no tell them say naim be Davido

Kelklein:
#fact

Women are simple....
Yes means Yes and No means Yes, and No means No and No means Maybe , but Maybe means Yes, and Maybe means No...!

So very simple isn't it??

condralbede:
You shld tell your Northern leaders that not me!

funkybully:
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Sharap! U lack home training. Mumu

funkybully:
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Ur mama get sense so?

condralbede:
Regime for the north and by the North ....

funkybully:
Very dumb ab0ki! Why should they create record for dullard that never appreciated nor support them? Has dullardpo even put a call across to congratulate them for reaching finals like GEJ used to do?

I wonder what this mumu sec gen of NFF has contributed to football that made him occupy that position and politicize it if not the kind of tribal politics u find in Nigeria

victorels:
Waw kowai.

mrwiddy:
so dat we can make nigeria FAKER than ever,......if u care to hear,it z d purest examination in nigeria,l.

Prec1ous:
One question?
How does this information help an average Nigerian youth?
Check my signature

davies123:
What is wrong with Nigerian youths?

There is something fundamentally wrong with the Nigerian youth

Why do Nigerian youths fail to put ethnic, religious, and every other affiliation sentiments aside and fight and defend their future!?

Can’t we think?

How long will the political class divide and rule us?

Can’t we see what they are doing?

PDP = APC = Political class

They are the same people. They cross from one to the other for their selfish reasons while we fight and abuse one another on social media they are looting us dry!

What is wrong with the Nigerian youth?


In 1989 the chinese youths and studenst went on hunger strike and they where without food for days demanding policy changes that will make their lives better - and today China is a first world country and the biggest beneficiary are the youths

What is wrong with us!?


Next month, November the electricity charges will be hiked by 40% and we are online throwing tantrums at one another


While South African youths are out protest the proposed school fees hike as I speak!


Is it a wonder that they are making progress and moving towards being a first world


what is wrong with the NIgerian Youth?






Cc Lalastica Pls let people read this




exclude me

kazmanbanjoko:
why not display d madness firstly.

Dottore:
This is a very nice post, very informative and scintillating. It's like someone has talked sense into the heads of mods that kept desecrating this noble forum with many meaningless celebrity poos at the expense of serious matters wasting away in other sections.

Meanwhile;
I got this on my profile by mistake:

"I believe that there is no god/God but Allah and Muhammad is His Prophet."

Can someone help me get rid of it. The thought makes me feel sick. Save my Soul

kazmanbanjoko:
So what should we do to it Should we jump fence or what

Bonapart:
Allah you again? Same Allah boko haram, el-qaeda, el-shabaab, isis, isil, fulani herdsmen are fighting for? Na wao

JEHOVAH SHALLOM(God of peace)
any other God beside him is an idol, including the one they're fighting for

Quote me anywhere cos am in a open relationship with nairaland

pretydiva:
I must make it in this life whether d devil likes it or yes..

Cool photos. He worked hard 4 it

pretydiva:
I must make it in this life whether d devil likes it or yes..

Cool photos. He worked hard 4 it

chidamysy:
that azz

thiagoneves:
Proudly Edo.

Mustay:
Dreams are broken into three parts according to the Sunnah:

1.Ru'yaa - good visions (dreams)

2.Hulum - bad dreams

3.Dreams from one's self

Abu Hurayrah narrated Muhammad (S) said, "There are three types of dreams: a righteous dream which is glad tidings from Allah, the dream which causes sadness is from Shaitan, and a dream from the ramblings of the mind. (Sahih Muslim)



True/Good Dreams
We can see true dreams are from Allah Ta'aala as Muhammad (S) said, "True dreams are from Allah, and bad dreams are from Shaitan." (Sahih Al-Bukhari)

True believers are more likely to happen to those who are truthful in their lives as Muhammad (S) said, "Those of you with the truest dreams will be those who are most truthful in speech" (Sahih Muslim)

Good dreams are also from Allah Ta'aala. Prophet Muhammad (S) said, "If anyone of you has a dream that he likes then it is from Allah. He should thank Allah for it and narrate it to others." (Sahih Al-Bukhari) Good deeds consist of people doing Halaal (lawful) acts.

One should share their dreams with those they like as Muhammad (S) said, "If one sees a good dream, let him expect good, and not tell it except to those he likes." (Muslim) An example of this is Yaqoob (AS) telling his son, Yusuf (AS) concerning his dream about eleven stars and the sun and the moon prostrating to him (scholars have said the eleven stars were his brothers, and the sun and the moon represented his mother and father): "He said, "O my son! Relate not your vision to your brothers lest they arrange a plot against you. Verily! Satan is to man an open enemy." (Surah Yusuf 12:5) We know the half-brothers of Yusuf were jealous of him to begin with so telling them the dream would probably only serve to increase the jealousy.

Muhammad (S) also told us, "Nothing is left of prophethood except glad tidings." Those with him asked, "What are glad tidings?" He (S) replied, "Good dreams." (Sahih Al-Bukhari)




Bad Dreams
As stated above bad dreams are from Shaitan. Muhammad (S) told us what to do upon seeing a bad dream. "So when one of you sees a dream which he does not like, he should spit on his left side three times, seek refuge with Allah from Shaitan thrice, and change the side which he was lying (Sahih Muslim) and in another narration in Muslim, Muhammad (S) told us if we spit three times and seek refuge from Allah then it (the dream) will not harm them." (Sahih Muslim)

Muhammad (S) also told us that if we saw a bad dream to "stand up and offer prayer." (Sahih Muslim)

Bad Dreams Should Not Be Disclosed
Muhammad (S) said, , If he has a dream that he dislikes, then it is from Shaitan. He should seek refuge with Allah from its evil, and he SHOULD NOT MENTION IT TO ANYBODY, then it will not harm him." (Sahih Al-Bukhari) If one does tell somebody about the bad dream then there could be the chance that some harm will come out of it.




Dreams from One's Self
These dreams come from one's thoughts and are neither from Allah or Shaitan.

Lying About Dreams
Prophet Muhammad (S) said, "Indeed the worst of lies is that of a person who falsely claims to have dream." (Sahih Al-Bukhari) also 'Whoever claims to have dream which he did not have, will be ordered to tie two barley grains together, which he will never be able to do; and if somebody eavesdrop on some people's conversation which they didn't want him to hear or they tried to keep away from him, then molten lead will be poured into his ears on the Day of Resurrection; and whosoever makes a picture (of a being with a soul) will be punished on the Day of Resurrection and (will) be ordered to put a soul in it, which he will not be able to do." (Sahih Al-Bukhari)

This is only a short article, but it is hoped this is beneficial to all that reads it, and it will erase some misconceptions people have about dreams. It is also hoped this will stop some practices people do upon seeing good or bad dreams which are not found in the Qur'an or Sunnah.

Anything correct is from Allah Ta'aala and anything incorrect is from myself.

Harbdulrasaq:
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Super Eagles players pictured training ahead of today's friendly match againts Cameroon in Belgium. See more photos after the cut...

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cc lalasticlala

Neemcie:
Yeah I know....but it doesn't work that way.

you drop yours

Neemcie:
Yeah I know....but it doesn't work that way.

you drop yours

trapQ:
I don't converse with senile schizorphenics. Mention me when you're sane

trapQ:
Beautiful Oyinye, pls make us proud like Agbani oo, otherwise don't come back. Don't be like Anna Banner that ended her career as a baby mama.

Pls, have a brian and make us proud. You have all our support

Neemcie:

bruv...




proceed to what?

Neemcie:
yeah..

Neemcie:

hello luv