pls oh pls someone give of a step by step of how to use twitter?? What is it? How do i post messeg's ? What is the following stuff?? In short , just breakdown it's use!!

Pls let me know what you think as per mail!! Low mileage and clean as poss. Also , how and what is the VIN number checked!! Appreciate

wow!! Feelin this !! Let me get at you on yr mail box!!

Mail sent!! Lookin forward to doing biz wit yr good self!! P.s wanted you to post pics here cos have problem openin pics from my box!! Thanks

Hello Inspired. Been hearing good things of you hence my desire to pitch tent wit you . lookin at gettin one of the Honda range of jeep's (pilot , element ) year as recent as 2005/6 upward. Can you do me price's spec & or photo's !! of a couple WELL KITTED (bull bars, roof rack / lights ) Have no idea me price range but be gentle!! Thanks !! Can you post back here ?? in anticipation!! Gboyesh

STUPID DUMBASS!! even with all that scammed money, fool was still tryin to scam a prescription for Herpes medicine!! Why won't he be caught!!OVERJAY!!

Married 7 years (8 this year).,Two Children, still dey Kampe!! Sex (very important) even Hotter now than before cos now she puts in practice all I taught her (me na karmasutra and mojo king before we marry) and I know what she likes / dislikes!! In fact *Smoking*!!

@Xandy. Or else what? You'll assult me with your terrible English. Stick to the topic and contribute. Or just Shut up. *shakes head in disgust*

@ indie . Er , Yes the nokia can do push e mail too and we don need no steenkin subscription. Ha.

@ James. See me see wahala oh. Jeje ni mo joko! What effontry to talk utter crap and arrant nonsense. I need help? You must be one of the numerous wannabes im talkin about, wetin concern popping champagne ,Ikoyi club membership and ppl (who you are obviously envious of ppl spending Mucho Dinero in the club or where the hell ever have to do with the topic of babes n bb's ?? Stick with the topic and quit buggin , hater. I just gave reasons why a bb really is.nt all that if you know yr shit as regards phones (which obviously , Well . . Figure it out) . You remind me of all those feelamongish type's who get told what to do by all n every. Go get a life , boy , then maybe ,just maybe , you can stop feeling so oppressed, but some how i think your just a bellus guy. Nuff said!! [color=#990000][/color]

@ all. Yes . The bb is a functional phone  if you need all those functions, but why would a person who is not working or need to send files and doc's  want a bb for. FYI with my nokia 5800 or any internet enabled nokia  4 can yahoo messenger. Facebook , gmail send pics and or files n docs chat with all at same time via nimbuzz or palringo , make calls even internet calls via VOIP and recently theses even a nokia application that can enable me chat via bb messenger! So Why would i want to pay an additional monthly charge for bb , When even the most functional service of a bb (to connect directly to yr office server to retrieve office docs and forward then from yr bb ) can be done with a nokia application (mail for exchange ) so what is all this feelamongish bb crap. If you need one and can afford or dont mind payin the rip off charges then go for it , but all there daft skirts and jelly mined boys who are jumpin the band wagon ,when the new phone comes in vogue, you'll just be left with an extra stressful bill to be paying along with nepa , water, dstv, hitv,internet access ,and all there things we all "Shangree" to use. Abi you didnt notice mtn has brought their monthly bb charges to 3k to hook more daft wannabes.?

@ urfriend . please o please o please activate my subscription. These are my details. AGAIN. smart card no.01710001113~3. Teller no. 234413. Date of payment 16.10.08. GT Bank ,Adeola Odeku branch. Payment N8000. Thank you.

. @ urfriend! much as i have ranted & raved about hitv's terrible customer care service and their annoying penchant for mass disconnections of fully paid up subscribers ( myself included ) and general lack of adequate record keeping of paid subscribers , i have gone ahead and paid amother TWO MONTHS!! subscription to gt bank.adeola odeku branch Teller no. 234413. amount N 8000. Smart Card no. 017100011133. Date 16.10.08. Please help me activate . And please credit me my outstanding three months subscription. I have called TIRE with no luck , hence my midnight posting! UrFRIEND TAKE NOTE. Tnks.

[color=#990000][/color][b][/b]THE WRITING IS ON THE WALL!!!! BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!!![sub][/sub]*singing Tupac* ''we've gotta go , we've got ta go oh oh , we've gotta go , we've gotta go oh oh !!!
GOTTA GO!!!
C YA!!! DRY TV!!!

How do i dual boot a Crappy slow Hp Vista laptop ( 1 windows XP & 2 vista) and not lose al the laptops functionalitty!!l

The name of the Prince who Cinderella was out with till 5 a.m is ''Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater''!!!
Didnt ANY of all yáll have childhoods or listen to nursery rhymes
Sheeesh!!!
_{Now , thats what I call Funny!!! [sub][sub]B[color=#990000]unch of Illi's Cha!!!}[/sub][/color][/sub]

@A40.

Nah Man, that should be "' Women , can't live without em, Can't kill em!!!
!!!!
Feel me!!?

Wo , Me i don send mail tire (e kuku no go to that hientertainment email< Gbana goods!!!)
Idon call , after like two or three years of holding on , when finally they answer phone , na so so sotory wey no get head you go dey hear!!!
Paid for Three montsw upfront ages ago havent got reciept , But for hi tv to reconnect me is story !!!!
Be like say na to Fashi them Totally , me i no even dey watch football , so , WTF!!!!
HI TV = Stress Tv!!!
Na to dey watch NTA , TILL I INSTALL dSTV O!!!
cRAP!!!!

All i can say is " confessions of the heart under the influence of alcohol usually tend to be truer as alcohol tends to bring out the inner thots , of the person , kinda lika what is called "Dutch Courage"
Alcohol loosens inhibition that a person who is not romantic would begin to spew his true feelings esp when talkin to a person who he/she has agenda with!!!!
The Fact that he even calls you when out with his buddies just goes to show he has "You" on the brain!!!
Appreciate!!! !!!

Poster said MEN O!!!!!
pERCHERS, POSTERS PLS TAKE NOTE!!!

CHI!!!
WOMEN _{ALWAYS UP IN MENS BIZ!!!}

Yeah , poster is right , BUT , when women are mo successfull richer or whoteva than their men , they tend to ,,, "lord it overthe men"" !!!
True , thas why men in turn will now feel complex!!!! not speaking fo maself , jus the truth and y'all know it tha truth!!!
NUFF SAID !!!! _{leaves the room expecting yells , scowls and general vextations!!}

knock KNOCK!!!!
Coming thru!!!!!

Er Fellas , Hello!!!
Me thinks we digress from the main topic at hand<sub>[/sub] which is the fact that laura orwhatever itsnameis  is actually a green eyed GolddiggingAwooooofta babe!!!!
Tope is not ( i repeat) Not the object of attention!!

Laura . keep watchin yr fairytales [sub]infant!!</sub>

IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT , STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN!!!!
ABI

ke sara sera !!!
_{that's latin for "what will be will be"},
Hakuna Matata!!! (you know that one now , abi??

@ Zitar.
Now , how can I say , in one word, EXCELLENT !!!!
iF ONLY THE "She's n He's" of this world would read and be enlightened!!!
oh well , as the sayin goes " Moi people perish for lack of wisdom" !!!
Allready sent off a copy to the wife n about to paste onto facebook page AS WELL (Photocopy, KO EASY!!!!)
Nnice one Zitar!!!