₦airaland Forum

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NoQualmz:
Una don start again. In d next two years the place will become a habitat for snakes and frogs.

Akwaibom,Despite claiming to have everything has one of the worst deficiency of human capital development.All her pple seems to be running out of the beautiful state to go and do house help in Lagos or to cook Afang soup. Just like Ebonyi pple too...despite ‘Umahi is working’ they’re also running away from their state to go sell gala and ice cream/Abacha/push wheel barrow in Anambra state thereby constituting a yearly fresh nuisance to host communities.

Olunmercy56:
Let my destiny helpers locate me God. Congrats to them.

Go and dance somewhere dear

Jaykay18:
Helo everyone... Please who has an idea of what the field assessment is all about...

Congrats on getting invited. How many persons from your group was invited for the field assessment?

Please, I applied for Assistant superintendent of fire (II)... which day do you think is my day for the screening because the three days have the important keywords all mixed up

GossipHeart:
Sorry, i don't talk to little kids
Maybe you haven't heard of Louisiana, Alaska, Mississippi, North Dakota, those places are 10 times worst than Ajegunle

You're a kid who doesn't know anything, you think America they show you on the TV is America ?? You don't know there re places in the USA where people still live in the forest and don't even wear clothes



Wow

What an uneducated little kid

*Spits

Have a nice day and try hard to travel out of Nigeria so you can learn more about other countries

You just amazed me with your stupidity is

Av been observing u sha.

slysteel:
You never travel before,so how will you understand what he is talking about.

U that has traveled, I hope u r back to Nigeria and loving Nigeria.

GossipHeart:
To you who haven't been outside Nigeria, it's a zoo

To us who have been to almost every continent, it's the only best country in the world

U have been to every continent abi? Okay, go bank go collect money na. Carry all ur plane tickets and stand in queue and withdraw in pound sterling.

adisaigbo1:
see them... animals from the yeast

It's not yeast fool. It's east. But how do I expect u to understand the difference? U r an uneducated imp who is unfortunate to have access to a java phone that can browse. Piss off

I attempted 28/29 questions der.. I reckon I should get more than half of d questions since after number 10, the questions became easier

bukkielee:
I didn't even do up to half

Why

Oblang:
Done..the questions try sha..

Gist download pls

Morayoor:
see me see wahala oh the said they want to fumigate cybercafer i said they should wait my time would finish by 1;06 wt can man do stanbic please no fall my hand

Ur village people are indeed everywhere... Get a Bible and start praying dear. Fumigation? In a cyber cafe?

People are furiously refreshing their inbox..

laura29:
Waiting!!!!

In Yemi Alade's voice 'I don wait sotee wait don dey wait me'

achael:
Thought I'm the only one

As a true Nigerian, I won't b surprised or mad if the mail doesn't come on time.

bukkielee:
Haaaaaaa, recession ooo

That's true. I siddon for house, balance well wt a sheet of paper in front of me. I use my phone for these online assessments because am used to the features and when it starts misbehaving I know where to touch to fix d problem. I don't want a case of 'oga, ur system dey hang, abeg come epp me'

bukkielee:
My one hour yaf finish for cyber café o . Make I hurry buy another one hour

Buy 2 hours

Its 11:42 and sleep dey catch me. D devil is a liar!

So have they sent the link to anyone here?

I did my HireVue online interview today. Just two personal questions were asked.. Centered around ur experience in dealing with situations and the kind of person u are. Then the tough part is the data analysis part where u have to analyse data for 3mins and recommend a suitable line of action. This u have to type so u have to be fast in thinking and typing and I expect that u hit d nail on d head ASAP. Just be fast and do ur best. Tank you, don't mention

Meanwhile some of us have nt gotten a mail telling us when to come for the final interview...

Am Chinemelum. Did my tests at Enugu on the 28th and 29th.. Got a success email saying further instructions will be given abt the next stage which is the final interview.. Phone number is 08036977167

The trousers? That's a story for another day

Can someone tell me what's wrong with this picture? ... Do u have any weird photographs? Let's see it!!!

Am chinemelum, from uke (Ebube muonso) ... I reside in enugu... 08036977167.. Anyone wanna hook up?

Aieboocaar:
*falls off cashew tree*
Omo dis 1 na lion of d tribe of _______

Wetin u dey do ontop cashew tree?

The guy would say: I swear, when I enter, I won't move!