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Don't u think 85m is on the high side considering the drop in value of properties now. |
Enugu |
And wat is personal blah blah? |
Czec_ |
Callou_ |
Wat's yor business with dat? |
Where is Mama Justin's buka? |
Teacher |
Nigeria |
What are the options? |
Desa,oye:Wat kind of question is dis? Wat again do u want to do with him? May be u shuld force him to marry u. |
Amigoz:Helo Amigoz. I am doing great. Ao have u bin? |
If one is not under curse, failure should not put one off-course. |
Ashawo |
Scroll up for what? |
Monkey wey no get tail , Plenty of dem dey for market. |
Taiwan |
Squrae root of 4 + Square root of 4 + Square root of 4 = 6 Sorry i culdn't locate the square root sign on the keyboard. |
Occidentalizat_ |
Due to the economic meltdown, the Federal Government of Nigeria is sending each of us a N600, 000 rebate. If we spend that money at Shop-rite, the money goes to China. If we spend it on fuel it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the Nigerian economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on Mama put, Nkwobi, Soldier Root, Peppersoup, Opa-eyin, Jedi, Monkeytail, Isi-Ewu, since these are the only products still being produced in Nigeria . |
An aeroplane was flying over the United States at night. The pilot says "Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out." A little later, the pilot says "We're still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin". Despite more things being thrown out the plane continues its descend. (Pilot) "Still going down - we must throw out some people". There's a big gasp from the passengers! (Pilot) "But to make this fair passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order, so A, any Africans on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "B, any Blacks on board?" No one moves.(Pilot) "C, any Caribbean 's on board?" Still no one moves. Little black boy asked his dad "Dad,, what are we?" Dad answered "Tonight son, we are Zulus! |
Three pastors were interviewed- Yoruba, Hausa and Igbo-. They were all asked how they spend their tithes, offerings and donation money. The Yoruba pastor said: "I draw a big circle and get in the middle and i throw all the collective church earnings up in the air, which ever one that's in the circle belongs to me, the rest is God's. The Hausa pastor said he draws a straight line, stands in the middle and throws all the church earning up, which ever one that falls outside the line is his own, the rest is God's. They then asked the igbo pastor and he said: "why draw lines and circles?" all i do is throw the whole church earning up in the air, which ever one God catches is his', the rest is mine! |
Culd this be cayon? |
@ Caliente, ogba e patewo fun. He got it, clap for him. |
3x3-3 = 6 |
2+2+2 = 6 |
1+1+1! = 3! = 3x2x1 = 6 |
Put the necessary arithmetic signs to make the following correct; 1 1 1 = 6 2 2 2 = 6 3 3 3 = 6 4 4 4 = 6 5 5 5 = 6 6 6 6 = 6 7 7 7 = 6 8 8 8 = 6 9 9 9 = 6 E.g 2+2+2=6 Answer the rest |
Does he need to see one? |
Where |
Why are u asking? |
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