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all these surgeries because you want to look super sexy in every mans eye and make yourselves look relevant again to both sexes then make you feel like you have accomplished something. bomb dey una head. just dey look una from rear view mirror. God, hope you are seeing them? They don't know what they are doing. Lost souls

The downfall of GTBank is just emanating....those that have their money in there better go and collect their money before what happened to Societè General Bank customers years ago happen to them....Sarrki, the thing go skraaaaaakakakaaaaa!!

i though it was posted here that he has passed out.....bloggers sef

Even after so many years the slave masters left, look at us now.........AFRICA!!!!!!!

BornAgainMay:
And so?

because u can lie for nigeria

And she is in her first year......laye laye unscrupulous element like you.....keep lying

As a devout christian, i am obliged to celebrate a christian marked holiday. Now, when it is also a muslim marked holiday i partake as well. i put on a kaftan and mingle with the ones i see around. I eat and dine with them. Sometimes we even ponder over issues that emanates from religion. How much love can i exhibit in a country were we are multi-religious and multi-tribal as well as different orientations of life? huh? Now for a president of the country that is multi-religious and multi-tribal and he is no where in site when a christian marked holiday is observed pinches me. How can he propagate a common thing like love for each other? He stands in the spot were whatever he does is seen by the locals and the diasporas just to show what love for humanity is. He stands as an example for others to follow his lead. If i may ask, how difficult can it be to do this simple and unhindered gesture?

i keep asking myself this question....does Rocha's kids not go online to see the backlashes & curses rained on their father to advice him? Abi dem dey fear the man?

NwaAmaikpe:




If not for his bad English, poor writing skills and awful accent I would have said Bobrisky is the definition of perfection.

Chai!!! this man. Hw ur brain works overwhelms me

They probably died within the 10 months

i am not understanding this.......

#500 ---- 2.5GB

#1000 ---- 2.5GB

#8000 ---- 2.5GB

#10000 ----- 2.5GB

Wich kain koro koro scam be this? i think say na only yahoo boiz dey do dis kain tin?

NwaAmaikpe:



I wish Atiku luck.
This is the same zeal Buhari displayed and when he eventually got the Presidency, he turned out to be clueless.

The reason I won't want Atiku as President is that, just like Buhari; he wants to prove a point to some 'kingmakers' that he can become President without having to lick ass.
Then, he also has lots of vendetta stored in his briefcase.
He has no ideologies,
No principles,
No creative governance style....just a quest fuelled by an overbloated ego.



I dedicate this post to the three ladies I made out with at Shiloh.
One of whom was a married deaconess from Kenya.
God bless you all for being good Samaritans to me.

The Unfettered Ramblings of The great Nwamaikpe

this one go don get all the STIs science has deduced and about to deduce......this is another lost soul that needs to retrace the right tracks. She needs help

Inikwa!!! Wetin only one man suppose see in da oza room na e millions of people dey see. Now i believe what bro ellis once said....

"What everybody SEES does not have much relevance any longer. The relevance is that it should not be easily SEEN. When they see your body too much it becomes an EYESORE"

200m 4 this......doubting the undoubted

rittyben:
A school needs a maths, Basic science and Basic Technology teacher. if you are living in Rumuagholu ph, and you are interested please pm me.
It will be favourable for those staying around Rumuagholu.

respond to your pm. keen interest on mathematics

why is the looks on their faces more like yimu yimu

A 79-year-old retired officer of the CIA, Bill Oxley, has
made a series of stunning confessions since he was
admitted to the Mercy Hospital in Maine on Monday and
told he has weeks to live. He claims he committed 17
assassinations for the American government between
1974 and 1985, including the music icon Bob Marley.
Mr. Oxley, who worked for the CIA for 29 years as an
operative with top-level security clearances, claims he
was often used as a hitman by the organization, to assassinate individuals who could represent a threat to
the goals of the agency.
Trained as a sniper and marksman, Mr. Oxley also has
significant experience with more unconventional methods
of inflicting harm upon others, like poisons, explosives,
induced heart attacks and cancer.
The 79-year-old operative claims he committed the
assassinations between March 1974 and August 1985, at
a time when he says the CIA “was a law unto itself.” He
says he was part of an operative cell of three members
which carried out political assassinations across the
country and occasionally in foreign countries.
Most of their victims were political activists, journalists,
and union leaders, but he also confesses to assassinating
a few scientists, medical researchers, artists and
musicians whose ideas and influence “represented a
threat to the interests of the United States.”
He claims he had no problem with going through with the
assassination of Bob Marley, because “I was a patriot, I
believed in the CIA, and I didn’t question the motivation
of the agency. I’ve always understood that sometimes
sacrifices have to be made for the greater good.” But Mr. Oxley confesses that Bob Marley remains unique among his victims, as he was the only victim he “felt anything for.” “The others were assholes. Bob Marley was Bob Marley. I was no closer to being a long-haired hippy back then than I am now, but I must admit Bob’s music did move me. It held some power over me.”
He claims to have “mixed feelings” about Bob Marley’s
death. On the one hand, Marley was “a good man, a beautiful soul” with “profound artistic gifts” who did not deserve to have his life cut short. But according to Mr. Oxley, Bob Marley was also placing the goals of the CIA in jeopardy and threatening the existence of the United States: “He was succeeding in creating a revolution that used music as a more powerful tool than bullets and bombs. Bob Marley in 1976 was a very serious threat to the global status quo and to the hidden power brokers implementing their plan for a new world order. As far as the agency was concerned, Bob Marley was too successful, too famous, too influential… A Jamaican Rastaman who started using his funds and fame to support causes around the world that were in direct conflict with the CIA… To be honest, he signed his own death warrant.” “It’s not like we didn’t warn him. We sent a few guys to shoot up his house in Kingston,” Mr Oxley says, referring
to a shooting in the Marley residence that left the singer with an injured arm and chest. “We had a message for him. We impressed upon him the gravity of the situation he found himself in. He didn’t listen.” “Two days later, in the mountains, I stuck him with the pin.“

How Bob Marley was murdered by the CIA

Two days after Bob Marley was shot in the left arm by one of three gunmen who ambushed the singer and some of his crew in his house in Kingston, and after a brief stint in hospital, Bob Marley travelled to the protective hills of the Blue Mountains and spent time at the highest point in Jamaica, rehearsing for an upcoming concert. According to Mr. Oxley, he used press credentials to gain access to Bob Marley during his Blue Mountains retreat. He introduced himself as a famous photographer working for the New York Times, and gave Bob Marley a gift. “I gave him a pair of Converse All Stars. Size 10. When he tried on the right shoe, he screamed out ‘OUUUCH.‘ “That was it. His life was over right there and then. The nail in the shoe was tainted with cancer viruses and bacteria. If it pierced his skin, which it did, it was goodnight nurse.” “There had been a series of high-profile assassinations of counter-culture figures in the United States in the late sixties, early seventies. By the time Bob Marley’s time came around, we thought subtlety was the order of the day. No more bullets and splattered brains.” Mr. Oxley says he kept close contact with Marley during the final years of his life, ensuring the medical advice he received in Paris, London and the United States “would hasten his demise rather than cure him.” He died from cancer in May 1981. He was just 36 years old. The final photo of Bob Marley, days before his death. “The last time I saw Bob before he died he had removed the dreadlocks, and his weight was dropping like a stone,” he says. “He was very withdrawn, unbelievably small. He was shrinking in front of us. The cancer had done it’s job.” “The day he died in Miami was definitely one of the most difficult moments in my career. I felt real bad. For a long time I wasn’t comfortable with my part in his death. But eventually I came to realize it had to be done, for America.”


http://www.pointblanknews.com/pbn/news/bill-oxlay-cia-agent-confesses-deathbed-killed-bob-marley/

he was killed.....CIA is a terrible organization. an attempt was made on his life after he was shot in the arm and the chest

I was just contemplating on which of the Nairaland sub-channels to place this thread, then i sought to put it on the jokes platform because it is a BIG JOKE of the millennium. So bobrisky has become so 'relevant' that the world renowned webpedia(online encyclopedia) has sought to this treachery. So my kids will come to this world and see that a date in history has this waste(forcing himself to be relevant) be part of the history. Now i see why internet censorship will be a must do in the next few years and parents & guardians will see that it will take effect. Below is what wikipedia garnered on bobrisky.

BOBRISKY
Bobrisky is a Nigerian internet personality, cross dresser
and entrepreneur who is known for his social media skill
most notably with the use of Snapchat , a social media
application.

Early life and education
Born Okuneye Idris Olanrewaju in 1992, Bobrisky finished his secondary school education from King's College situated at Lagos State. He also attended graduate school at the University of Lagos, (UNILAG)

Exposure
He became recognized by being highly controversial on social media. Bobrisky was able to gather traffic to his Snapchat account when he claimed he had a lover who is assumed to be of masculine gender despite the Nigerian constitution at that point in time which made such same
sex relationships an offence punishable by serving 14 years in a penitentiary.

Reception
Bobrisky, by virtue of his character introduced into the Nigerian society a set of ethics and morals which are not aligned with the Norm (social) of the nation Nigeria as so, he has been received with mixed feelings as he has a fair number of fans and critics alike. On a notable occasion, a Nigerian presidential aide for reasons best known to him, walked out on sight of Bobrisky at the residence.Bobrisky however, as stated above does indeed have his fair share of fans and thus, has been asked by certain event planners to come give a speech at their events

Influence
Taiwo Kola-Ogunlade, Google 's Communications and Public Affairs Manager, Anglophone West Africa , said Bobrisky was most searched individual from October 26 to November 2016.

Arrest
Nigerian male Barbie and Snapchat queen, Idris Okuneye, most popularly known as Bobrisky, was arrested in Lekki, Lagos. There was many speculations as to why he was arrested, but it was being reported that the social media celebrity admitted to being gay. Poeple thought it was one reason behind his arrest while others claimed that his arrest is linked to Toyin Lawani after Lawani and Bobrisky engaged in fiery social media exchange. However, Frontline lawyer and Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN), Festus Keyamo said Bobrisky cannot be jailed for publicly admitting he is homosexual unless caught in the act.“For me, you have to be caught in the act," he said. “Yes, it may amount to corrupting public moral when you go on social media to announce you are gay but we are talking about the law here and not sentiment and if we are talking about the law, the person has to be caught in the act." Though, Bobrisky has been released and he has remained quiet since then.


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobrisky

issorai!!! so these are the media goons dt edited that "angelic" pictures in that video huh? and the ipad baby picture and even the lady dt bushiri said her husband who left her for another woman will call her phone right in the church. issorai!! i did not say anything, was just passing by

that is not the picture of the mentioned man above rather it is the graphic image of the ibadan dude that was slain by the relation of former oyo state governor in ibadan. stop deceiving people....who knows how far this image the op used has spread.

the crowd i see is the crowd that is anticipating any free money that will be thrown around. i go dey anambra by friday. why this my people come fix family burial on election day eh!

cool

The future is here

lost generation.....full of lost souls dumbing down

based on this post, that once buhari tenure don dey end na that time the disgruntled ones in the party will show face.....not now yet. it is too early. e remain small. So that they won't be a subject on unexpected witchhunt

That n****a gone...just like that

The Doltish Dauran of The North

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walking through the thread and laying emphasis on posts that has more likes. how una dey sleep 4 night eh? posting trash as comments.