Spit!
Na today?

Afonja been disgracing us abroad since 1900

Something must surely kill a man.

Too much sucking of breast, now you see the repercussion?


Run away from breast from the mean time

#josephthedreamer

NextD18:
To be honest, this news is very very useless and irrelevant to the society.

Lol, Ika nie!

As in your pastor's wife? shey eti ya werey ni?
They've been cursed already, eating from the same bowl as your as your pastor's

Is dat y u write dis long epistle to China, wu get tym to read dis kain tin

Why be say all dis kain tin no dey close to where I fit buy am

Let forget shit, dis tin no fit survive in Nigeria
Oin!

God see groove.
But poverty na me go see your back las las aswear

Ghost vibe

All I know is that one day will surely come that I will have money to buy this kind of systems.

Me don carry my calculator been think sey na mathematics

Shey Nigeria vice president son?

Yawning

Next please

Geez!
Take breast milk, Tufiakwa! Do not try it, i repeat do not try it.
If you do, you will vomit the last intestine out of your stomach.
Talking from experience

Such is life

How dem take know sey na 46000 years if no be lie.

Anyway I no too blame dem, na anything wey oyinbo say we dey fall for

"His ashes arrived in Lagos from the UK few days ago"
Was he cremated?

"serves the building better" abeg i no fit laugh. Is he now vetting his anger on the building now?



Meanwhile in other news MTN will not kee pessin. So pessin no fit borrow money join the one im owe?

Pls pessin wey no get the full money fit dey pay installmentally?

Been seeing dis since childhood

May we not be disgraced on the day of our joy

Tomorrow is going to be ValeDICKtory service

When dick is involved in Valentine it becomes ValeDICKtory service

What is dis Val tins dat pple are shouting upandan, is it different from the normal VALedictory service?

where do you live?

Vanity