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Technology Market / Re: SOLD!! Hp Elitebook 745 G3 256gb Ssd + 500gb Hdd @#125k by Geedy: 4:31pm On Dec 07, 2020
Omo ds thing na lit ajeh!

But so sad son of man is cash stripped right now. Pessin fit dey pay am small small?
Romance / Re: Bride Price Is A Penalty For Rape. Africa Wake Up by Geedy: 4:28pm On Dec 07, 2020
Lol, is it now that you want to change it? It has become a tradition and so will it continue like that forever.
Programming / Re: When Does A Beginner Become A Programmer, And Should Start Applying For Jobs? by Geedy: 9:41am On Dec 04, 2020
pajosh:


Break big problems into smaller chunks ... example: if I want to kill a snake .. I need a device to do that ... I'll then as myself .. which would be better ? a knife or stone or a gun? ... my best option might be a gun .. I'll then ask myself .. Do I have a gun? .. if No .. what else do I have? then I'll use the alternative ...

if yes ? does my gun have bullets loaded ?

.....and so ooo on ...

Learn to solve a programming problem with a real life scenario .... it helps you to understand the problem before solving it.

That's step One

please any one with other better solutions ?? ... please let's help each other
Wow! Thanks so much sir
Programming / Re: When Does A Beginner Become A Programmer, And Should Start Applying For Jobs? by Geedy: 10:40am On Dec 03, 2020
How do one think algorithmically?

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Romance / Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Geedy: 11:35am On Dec 02, 2020
Same reasons I hate dating Nigeria girls.

For an Indian babe (as beautiful as she's) without considering the odds promised me her whole life that she's not gonna marry to any one except me, even though I told her I'm an hustler and that I'm not rich let alone have the money to travel down to her place. Yet she still say she's gonna wait that she believes in me that I'll make it someday. THIS IS TRUE LOVE

But ds our Naija girls ehn, make I no just talk, Shiloh awaits you someday

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerians React As Photo Of Tiwa Savage’s Nipple Almost Falling Out Of Her Dress by Geedy: 4:31pm On Nov 23, 2020
Chinemeremjosh0:
Look at what some efulefus youth called there roll models
My brother na real efulefu fah

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Family / Re: Mistakes People Make In Their 20s That Guarantee They Will Have A Hard Life. by Geedy: 4:28pm On Nov 23, 2020
3,4,5 pointed to me most
Education / Re: Omo Al Qalam University No Be Here, See 400 Level Questions! by Geedy: 4:26pm On Nov 23, 2020
U no mean am!

Nursery school questions for University students why?

When their mate in other tuition are handling real life exam see wht they're doing

I pity the future of this university's students
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jerry Rawlings Death: Akufo-Addo Declares 7 Days Of National Mourning In Ghana by Geedy: 5:27pm On Nov 20, 2020
Perfecttouch:
no offense taken
Ur Fada!!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jerry Rawlings Death: Akufo-Addo Declares 7 Days Of National Mourning In Ghana by Geedy: 6:21pm On Nov 12, 2020
Perfecttouch:
Africans and their backward mentality..
Say person die, 7 days mourning, he for declare 1 yr mourning na
No offence, your mumu ehn na grade 1 �
Pets / Re: Wow Check Out 5 Animals That Die During And After Making Love by Geedy: 7:26pm On Nov 01, 2020
Nawa o something must kill a man
Family / Re: What Do Some Men Gain From Sleeping With Other Men's Wives??? by Geedy: 11:11am On Oct 24, 2020
Thank ur stars that u find urself a good wife tht rejects such. Use tht opportunity n set a bait for him.

Things like ds once happened where I lived. But instead of the husband getting mad or overreacted he and his wife decided to set a bait for him.

As planned the woman pretended she'd agreed and they both fixed the next day in the woman's matrimonial bed.

The next day the husband pretends he'd gone to work by bidding every one in d house goodbye including the jackass. And turned to the window side n enter through the window then hid under the bed.

To cut the story short the plan was well executed.

The rest is a story. For the man's life even if toto dey grow for ground im nogo put im dick inside.

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Education / Re: I Regretted Going To University by Geedy: 5:44pm On Sep 29, 2020
RedPanthar:
I'm pleased to invite you to join my content writing team. Yes, I'm recruiting an elite team of content writers and together we're going to be involved in " writing articles remotely " as part of a bigger business model. Each writer onboard the team earns 1 Million Naira at the end of our working partnership together.


Here are the perks of this opportunity :

* You get to work remotely and build wealth

* You work from the confines of your home

* You gain skills that enables you make consistent income even after our working partnership

* You earn excellent renumeration at the end of your tenure that could be channelled into personal engagements

* You learn on the project



I'm inviting you onboard to join me on this project. If you're interested, send me a message


Thank you
I'm not good as a content writer, but can I join your team as a typist?
Crime / Re: Lady Pours Hot Water On 8-Year-Old Househelp For Licking Milk In Anambra (Graphi by Geedy: 5:36pm On Sep 29, 2020
Goddd!!!!! what a wicked world. Wht level of wickedness is ds huh?
But some people will get stranded even at the Hell's Gate.
Poor girl, anyway she'll hv a story to tell when she later make it in life.
Family / Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Geedy: 3:26pm On Sep 29, 2020
chatinent:


Should I say that was hypocritical of your dad?
lol, he was just catching fun with the live show

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Family / Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Geedy: 3:12pm On Sep 29, 2020
In Olamide's voice "melo melo, melo melo mofe wi, melo melo, melo melo mofe so"

Mehn when I looked back at wht I've done as a child n look at d circumstances surrounding me today, I say to myself it's a pay back time.

I'm ds guy with innocent luk, but within me is an abode of d demon.

Shd I talk abt hw I'll shit in a nylon n throw it across to our neighbor's comp, r hw me n my geng will set people's farm ablaze, r hw we'll leave school during teaching period and went to people's farm to pluck oranges, pineapples, cashew even kolanut, I can't tell it all, I did sht as a child.

The one I can still vividly remember was wen I brought my partners in crime to our house. There used to be ds lime tree in front of our house owned by my landlord (ds man a retired teacher then, get craze for head).
We plucked a bucket-full of the lime, dug hole n play snookers with it. Dat was how d man (landlord) caught me d my guys in act, we hd to run n leave evrythin behind. We set out for anoda place, play until d evening, everyone went dere own separate places.
Knowing wht lies ahead of me at home, I hd to sneaked in. Few minutes later food was set, as a family we eat in group.
To cut to the chase, that was how ds man just showed up from no where, alas! I want to run but no other way outta the room.
He held my hand and drag me out of my parents gently. It's obvious my dad wasn't surprised he knows wht I'm capable of.

Here's the funny part:

As d man was dragging me I hd to hold unto a metal which was nailed to the door. He pulled me but he couldn't since he's old. My dad nw told me in my language (Idoma) "byo kankan" meaning hold it very tight, and at d same time told the man in Yoruba "Baba efa daadaa" meaning Baba pull him very well.

He kept repeating d same thing to me n d man vice versa.
As an elderly man he pulled me with all his energy until he wears out.

Then of course he thought of another way by biting my hand off the grip, that was how he finally got me. Out of the trouble I hv let him pass through, he beat the shit outta me. lol.

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Crime / Re: Policemen Chase Guest To Death At A Burial Service In Ogun by Geedy: 1:04pm On Mar 14, 2020
A sinner will run when no one is pursuing him

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Business / Re: Bill Gates Steps Down From Microsoft Board by Geedy: 12:44pm On Mar 14, 2020
O really! I've been waiting for this glorious day and here it's finally comes
Now my turn to mount the chair
Romance / Re: She Called Me A 1minute Man.until I Proved Her Wrong With This Combination. by Geedy: 9:11am On Mar 10, 2020
OluwasureGig:
grin to the bet9ja guy ooin .I say ooingrin
He is not doing well at all, oooooooooooooooin

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Education / Re: UNILORIN Withholds Geologist’s Certificate 24 Years After Graduation by Geedy: 9:03am On Mar 10, 2020
Mywd:
Oboy this geology na better course o
The VP (village people) are to be blame for this
Religion / Re: Daily Reasons To Accept Jesus. by Geedy: 3:24am On Mar 10, 2020
MFMRevivalist:


I thought as much sir. Thank you Jesus!

Sir, The reason why most messages and regular prayers are not enough to solve issues like this, is because just as you had said earlier "you are deeply rooted" in it. Thus, you don't pull down a tree by cutting off the branches but by cutting off the root. When you begin to deal with the foundation of your problem, it will be solved.

There are different types of lusts. Lust of money, beauty, opposite sex, self etc but I'd like to quickly Councel you on Sexual Lust which is the most powerful and common of them all affecting the majority in our societies today.

Firstly:
Check from when it all started and things you did before then that was sinful that you think might have led to ur present day lust. E.g wer you exposed to seeing female unclothedness when young? Wer you exposed to kissing and romance scenes in movies as a child? Did you engage in "daddy n mummy" playtimes with girls while very young which led to some early smooching and the likes? Have you been watching pornography? Do you fall in love easily? Do you masturbate in secret when you are alone? Have you ever been molested as a kid? Who initially corrupted you? Are u d type that is used to being left alone at home or you travel to relatives place and you and your cousins/nephews share room together? Have you been having girlfriends? Is there or was there any female that used to call you her husband? What are you kind of entertainment? Do you constantly engage yourself in sexually corrupted chats with friends? Or better still, when did you start having sexual urges? ... If your answers to any of these questions asked are yes, then you'll know where it came from and then we can now know how best to minister to you and the right prayers to recommend by God's grace.

But before that, you need to genuinely accept Jesus into your life, if you want prayers and messages of preachers to start having positive effects on you. If you are ready, pray thus: Lord Jesus, come into my life. I accept You as my Lord and Personal Saviour. I believe in my heart You died and rose from the dead to save me. Thank You Lord for saving me, in Jesus name Amen. After which with God's help, we can take it up from there.


(Back to lust)
Secondly:
Lust is a very powerful weapon of the devil against our youths in these endtimes. It comes gradually but can not be easily chased out.

Some symptoms you could also be experiencing are;

- Sex Dreams.
- Wetness when you wake up at night.
- Pornographic pictures polluting and distracting your thoughts always.
- Getting sexually aroused by just seeing the opposite sex; who doesn't need to be naked as you would have pictured her body already in your head.
- Eagerness to watch sexual and romantic scenes.
- Strong sexual attractions.
- Pains In your private organ due to excessive erections and masturbations.
- Feeling of energy drainage after desire has been fulfilled.

Sometimes it comes and goes like seasons. and just when you taught you may have gotten over it, it resurfaces again .

You may be familiar with some right?

Well there's no cause for alarm. God delivered me from it sometime back, and am also helping two friends presently by God's grace to overcome it (sexual lusts).

If you still will sir, please give me your name so I can be praying for you directly.


please pray this prayers daily: O God, Reveal the secret of my problems to me in Jesus name and before you sleep at night; Holy Ghost Overshadow my dreams in the name of Jesus.
In fact as if you see through me, you almost touch all the aspects, but I just pray this works 'cos I've given my life to Christ on several occasions, as a matter of fact this phrase "Lord Jesus, come into my life. I accept You as my Lord and Personal Saviour. I believe in my heart You died and rose from the dead to save me. Thank You Lord for saving me, in Jesus name Amen" as become a poem to me that it doesn't mean anything to my hearing again. God knows deep down me I don't want it but I can't just help it.
I'm Gideon by name
Religion / Re: Daily Reasons To Accept Jesus. by Geedy: 6:26pm On Mar 09, 2020
MFMRevivalist:


Okay sir I will. But if I may, please can I get "the boy's" name ? and also what kind of sin are you particularly fighting with? Is it lust sir or which addictions?.

Shalom.
Let me say both, 'cos I'm lustfully addicted
Programming / Re: The Secrets Of Programming That Only 5% Of Programmer's Know by Geedy: 6:24pm On Mar 09, 2020
pajosh:


Have you checked the previous topic I posted on computer science being the worst course to study in Nigeria??
Uh No if you don't mind the link please?
Programming / Re: The Secrets Of Programming That Only 5% Of Programmer's Know by Geedy: 2:33pm On Mar 09, 2020
pajosh:


Is it your first programming language??
Yes
Programming / Re: The Secrets Of Programming That Only 5% Of Programmer's Know by Geedy: 2:19pm On Mar 09, 2020
pajosh:


Which language do you code in??
Python but a beginner though
Programming / Re: The Secrets Of Programming That Only 5% Of Programmer's Know by Geedy: 12:29pm On Mar 09, 2020
pajosh:


It's simple actually .. You just need a good instructor ... Everything would be very clear

If interested to learn.. identify
I'm interested
Technology Market / Re: SOLD!!! HP Elitebook X360 1030 G2 For Sale by Geedy: 12:22pm On Mar 09, 2020
Chai omo! how I wish I grab this one

But this poverty no just gree


But i know I'll be free one day
Religion / Re: Daily Reasons To Accept Jesus. by Geedy: 12:19pm On Mar 09, 2020
Please help pray for the boy, he's so deep rooted in sin that he can't get out so easily even after hearing so many preachings
Programming / Re: The Secrets Of Programming That Only 5% Of Programmer's Know by Geedy: 12:03pm On Mar 09, 2020
This thread just scared the shit outta me
It is well, if people can do it, I will surely do it too

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Education / Re: For Canada Study Permit Come In by Geedy: 11:15am On Mar 09, 2020
Can you help someone get in there then pay back later?
Education / Re: How To Upload WAEC/NECO Result To Jamb Portal by Geedy: 11:12am On Mar 09, 2020
If you can't do it here then forget it

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