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auntymi:
Loved

I'll be visiting soon.....

Awaiting a counter-thread to this.....



emul.....abi tosyne....
una knw d level na

....my choice is no other than....
Patience Jonathan....ie...
I would love to join her celebrate her husband's victory....#NotWhatYouAreThinking...





#Team GEJ....till d rapture takes place

u just can't help it...
i just. can't see any other person on dt seat...
my whole person desires Good luck's success in ds election..
#letsGiveHimThisChance..
#TEAM GEJ...

tosyne2much:
First and foremost, I prostrate and sincerely apologize to all my guys for this write-up cos I know this is an eye opener for the ladies. Guys abeg make una no vex for Tosyne ooooo

Oooowkay, without much ado, let's get to business

These are the characters guys exhibit especially when trying to get laid either with their girlfriends or otherwise. Even if you have outgrown these characters, you must have one point in time exhibited them especially when MEN were BOYS

Just sit down, relax and don't be in a hurry to read

10 Characters Young Guys Exhibit When Trying To Get Under The Pant Of A Lady

1. He Tries To Hide his manhood
This really sounds funny. When he starts having erection, he tries to grab his pillow and stylishly uses it to block the region of his manhood mainly because he doesn't want to be seen as being desperate. It's just one of those signs

2. Smiling Sheepishly
YES an average is likely to smile sheepishly even when everything seems to be boring. You have both been talking and he has not been smiling and suddenly, he keeps smiling and trying to make fun out of something. That is one of those signs

3. Confusion
Confusion overwhelms him when thinking of how to start. He starts going in and out of the room for no reason. You might think he has something doing outside. * if I hear *

4. He Keeps Checking When The Movie Will end
Hahaha !!!! This is very hilarious. You are watching a movie on his laptop and when he sees that the movie is taking so long, he will start moving the cursor just to check when the movie will end

5. He doesn't want you to watch another movie
When the movie finally ends, joy overwhelms him because his prayers have been answered.. Hahaha !!! But when you try to watch another movie, eeehnnn !! If I hear say he gree, he might quickly shut down his laptop saying he wants to reserve the remaining battery

6. He stops talking
Someone who has been talking and making fun suddenly stops talking. Isn't that funny ? Hahaha.. He knows you are probably going to ask him why he's no more talking

7. Asking unnecessary Questions
When the fan or airconditioner is seriously blowing, this kind of question might pop up, hope you aint feeling heat sha ? **Ooooga we know what you are up to jhoooor **

8. Keeps Focusing on you
Someone that has not been focusing or starting suddenly starts gazing at you to the extent that you keep feeling uncomfortable, it's one of those signs

9. He asks when you are leaving
You have been with him for the past 3 hours and the moment you tell him you would be leaving soon, he starts begging to stay a little longer

10. Flattering You Unnecessarily
He is likely to flatter and praise you just to get what he wants. He will tell you you are the prettiest lady he has ever come across and that you are a wife material. ** if
I hear **

** Guys I sincerely apologize once again **

Writer: tosyne2muchhh !!!!

Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2015/02/10-characters-guys-exhibit-when-trying.html

hmmm...ayaf heard

boman2014:
Dail *228# to check

can this bonus plan be renewed??

jayauthentic:
Fear not!
You were either given 1.5GB or 500MB
This is a bonus they give customers who buy certain Etisalat Branded phones like Tecno Phantom Z, Samsung Galaxy S4, Infinix Zero, etc. (you'll see eti stickers on them).
Such bonuses are Valid for 30 days!

pls bro how true is this,that when d bonus plan expires when due,it can be renewed..
a friend told me

i pray so oooo...


how do i check d balance?

Joshkid:
What type of phone??

tecnoh6

pls,anybody knowledgeable about some hidden
services etisalat provides should help me out.
i bought a new sim card,activated it and then
recharged with 200# voucher,i was awarded with
the normal 15mb,200# bonus,and then i sent this
text to 8186;i.e i sent Data to 8186,and since
then, i have being granted a kind of free access
to the internet, but surprisingly, i am not charged
for it,my data balance remained untouched so
did my aitrym balance.
pls what's this code for,since i am running a
totally unknown plan, i dnt want to be taken by
Suprise when i am charged,pls hu knows about
this??

pls,anybody knowledgeable about some hidden services etisalat provides should help me out.
i bought a new sim card,activated it and then recharged with 200# voucher,i was awarded with the normal 15mb,200# bonus,and then i sent this text to 8186;i.e i sent Data to 8186,and since then, i have being granted a kind of free access to the internet, but surprisingly, i am not charged for it,my data balance remained untouched so did my aitrym balance.
pls what's this code for,since i am running a totally unknown plan, i dnt want to be taken by Suprise when i am charged,pls hu knows about this??

hmmmm..op ur god dn save u..if tor say ah no see ice prince for here baa...hmmm...

ice. p....he's just ma choice anyday anytym.dunno.mayb its cos we both lived in jtown...

pesn wey snap hm leg,wey slippers de ontop, and ds got his followers gushing...
erm mk i hear say na......
















#whiskey#

....u pple shouldn't blame dem na.....

#everyoneWantingToCartAwayAShareFromTheNationalCake.....
ah guess Oga goodluck Roger dem smthn..


wen did politics become spiritually influenced.....
NIGERIANS ARE REALLY HUNGRY

Not even jazz can make me ditch ma android fone.......I'm being bought over,ma heart is stolen.

goldenone:
Oh I see

....got it wrong initially right??

unlike faces of a magnet tend to come close,wen force is applied(wen we fail to ascertain d real stuffs pple we see as friends are made of)...
but those unlike poles would definitely repel each other,like they never came close(when dt person wrongs us and owing to the fact that we were never compatible, no sermon can bring back unity in that relationship).......

Lesson: COMPATIBILITY IS INDISPENSABLE WHEN IT COMES TO MATTERS PERTAINING FRNDSHP AND RELATIONSHIP.

goldenone:
I don't understand the ministry u talking bout bro buh if it means u r with someone and u get d "chills" bout this person then u berra flee as per say u r a Man of God.

mr.chimarese here on nland is d head pastor....
of d ministry in question

mirexxx:
huh?? wats dat suppose 2 mean?

uhm...do u k.f.b?

mirexxx:
hate ke i no hate u oo

uhm.do you ffb?

mirexxx:
hate ke i no hate u oo

uhm.do ffb??

MRMICKMEN:
what was ur grade in English in d just concluded junior waec?

just concluded junior waec??
wat da bleep ah u insinuating??


anyways...comments like this were expected..
I'm not amazed'

mirexxx:
hate ke i no hate u oo

.

cloudyskyglind:
The little i understand is that, you engage in 'dirty chat' but that's ok for 'a man of God' but you can't say anything to her face because that's not ok for a 'man of God'
In *Sylvester Madu's voice*: you haven't got no balls!

If she likes you and you like her too. What's so wrong in you too getting... Married?

hmmm.....

mirexxx:
re-write and i will get your point

na so u hate me reach???

Ladies can be so unpredictable at times,they gve wrong impressions to guys(mostly d reason threads with titles like"misconceptions guys have about ladies"makes frontpage on nairaland)'....
I have known her for quite a long time, over the years, we've starred in numerous plays organized by our youth wing in church...
Earlier on,no one saw anything that was so conspicuous or "likeable" in each oda(mayb she did and i didn't,hu knows)..
Sending emoticons of a kissing couple as a reply to friends hu enquire on how my day went wen chatting, has remained my my style,until recently,she started fantasising about having my lips enclosed in hers(see me o' )
Whenever I am offline,she comes on,doesn't see me,she bleeps my line and asks me to come online. Our chat just got "dirty"(pardon ma choice of words)recently..
she always pays complements on d light coloured appearance of ma lips,and her longing to merge hers to mine......I understand all her inviting signs (greenlight)...
But what confuses me,is that she doesn't ever speak of all these things whenever we engage in a conversation ,as in face to face. Is she indirectly saying i make d frst move?? which i certainly wouldn't dare.I'm d guy here i know,but there is this feeling of uncertainty that that envelopes me whenever my mind is beclouded by thoughts on this.Moreover, I'm a man of God,i run a ministry headed by chimarase,as the asst.pst.()
.(wish i could effectively pass across my point,more than i just did).



Pls hu got my point...


what's your say?

tosyne2much:
This is a counter thread. These beliefs most times are partially or totally incorrect, but because of societal norms and our culture, most ladies still believe them anyway. This misconceptions seem to be causing problems to the nation

Just sit down and relax

MISCONCEPTIONS LADIES HAVE ABOUT GUYS

1. Every Guy Wants Kitty- Cat
The mentality of an average naija lady is that our world revolve around kitty cat which is not so. The moment we invite them over to our place just to spend time with us, they are already thinking were are up to bleep their kitty cat.

2. Tall Dudes Normally Big Joysticks
why on earth would you measure the size of someone's joystick by his stature ? Many ladies believe tall dudes normally have long joysticks while fat dudes normally have small joysticks. This is are not always true

3. Handsome guys Are Proud
Many ladies are always quick to refer to handsome guys as being proud not knowing that many of them are introverted and shy

4. Handsome Guys Are Promiscuous
Not all handsome guys are promiscuous. Many ladies are being brainwashed by this misconception. However, it's of no doubt that handsome dudes get attention and admiration from different female folks but that doesn't mean they resort to being promiscuous. All I know is that promiscuity has nothing to handsome or ugliness, it has to do with individual's discretion


5. Guys Are Sexually Indisciplined
NOT all guys are perverts please.. That you have come across the ones who couldn't control his urge and attempted to sexually abuse you doesn't mean that every other dude does the same thing

6. Every Guy You Woo Will Take You For Granted

Not all guys will take you for granted when express your feelings. Are you just gonna sit and fold your arms just because your friend tried it and she failed ? Many ladies have been programmed to wait for men to do the wooing even if will take eternity before men approach them.. This is a misconception that make MOST of our ladies end u in late marriage

7. All Guys Are The Same
I'm sowi, ALL GUYS are not the same.. Because you had similar break up experience with your friends doesn't mean that all guys are the same.. If all the guys that come into your life keep treating you the same way, I'm sorry you need to visit T.B Joshua for deliverance

8. A Guy That Loves You Will Go Extra Mile
A guy who truly loves you will go extra mile abi ? Hahaha !!! I laugh like GEJ.. Ladies I want you to know that it's now terribly difficult to differentiate those who truly love you from those who only want to get under your pants.. As a matter of fact, the one who truly loves you will go to an extra mile while the one who only want to get under your pant will even go to an extreme mile, funny right ? Note that there's a limit to what every poo a guy can withstand even if he's destined 4u, so dont treat a man like bag of Dangote cement and expect him to go extra mile as the expense of love

9. A Broke Guy Will Dump You When He Becomes Rich
This misconception will always cause more damage than good to our ladies. Many ladies believe that broke dudes whom you have been with them thought trying times are likely to dump you as soon as they become rich.. Though, it is through that money brings out the real characters in the lives of people but that doesn't mean that a broke niqqa must dump you when he becomes rich


10. Every Guy Trying To Be Nice Will End Up Wooing Them
Our new generation ladies are programmed to believe that every guy who offers to pay for their services will end up wooing them.. A dude meet a random lady at a shop and offers to pay for her out of kind gesture, she tries to zoom off immediately because he doesn't want the dude to ask for her phone number.. Pls for God's sake, not at guys take unnecessary opportunities of kind gesture

Written by : Tosyne2much

Source : http://tosyne2much..com

OMOH ds tosin de tok die....







keep up d good work shaa..#noHardFeelings

million thnkss

damnnnm!!!



say smthn...dnt just view,, plsss

God's blessings upon all those who have being helping distressed nairalanders in solving their tech/gadget related issues.

I'm a lover of H.D games,grandtheft auto,six guns and the likes of them.Lately,i got 'grandtheft auto vce city' installed on ma fonr frm a computer (a lappy),(for the second time though,after reoccurrences of unconscious UN-installation)
A friend once told me he got his (gta vice city) frm a friend's fone,transfered tru flash share.
I tried,following the steps he laid down for me;sent the raw file(about. 1.38gg)first before d app,buh all attempts to make it work proved abortive...
please is thete something i didn't do,or .....
i need answers please.
TECH SAVVY's OVER TO U

hmm..as fr me,if ma woman is a football freak,here's wat it entails.....

*seperate tv,sets
*separate sittn rooms wenever dia s a match

football's cute, buh,i prefer music a hundred times to football...

InZA:
I'm a guy and I hate watching football, Infact I'd rather be seated on a needle for 2hours than watch football for a minute, but the flip side is... I'm highly attracted to girls that love watching football... I just feel it's kinda cute.


So chenor.... I'm attracted to you

Are you single

u left d topic,n u sayn smthn else....


accept Jesus oo